Aeris: Cloud...I must tell you something...I want to meet you, and by that, I mean I want to screw you!

Tifa: Cloud, go tell that Aeris *bleep* to *bleep* off! You're MY man!

Cloud: I'm know, I know, I'm a PIMP!

Yuffie: I hate materia. I could care less if it all blew up.