Red XIII: Hey gramps, i have a question
Bugenhagen: Yes, Nanaki?
Red: How are you able to float around like that?
*2 hours later*
Bugenhagen:.. so long story short I had the same whack doctor that gave Barett the gun-arm graft a large float materia to my a$$
Red: Dude!
*the next day, above Cosmo Canyon*
Red: Wheeeeeee! This is awesome!