Things FFIX characters would never say/do

[daggertrepe]

Garnet: Hey Rusty, over here!
Steiner: *walks over* Yes princess?
Garnet: Can you get me a soda?
Steiner: Umm...soda? What's...a soda?
Garnet: Oh, you know, that fizzy black stuff that crackles in your mouth...you know...
Steiner: No, I have no idea what you are talking about, but I shall bring you your soda!
*Comes back 2 hours later*
Garnet: Took you long enough. *Grabs for her soda but grabs Vivi's nose instead*
AHHH! WTF?
Vivi: Oww...
Steiner: You told me to bring something black and fuzzy looking so I brought you vivi!
Garnet: I SAID fizzy-tasting! Not fuzzy looking! And besides, how is Vivi FUZZY?
Steiner: O_O

Oh, heres another one-

Kuja: Zidane...I know you came to save me, but it is too late! Leave while you still can, my love!
Zidane: Nooo! I won't leave you! *Hugs him*
Kuja: It is your only hope, as I am going with the wind...I just wanted to say that...I...I love you!
Zidane: I love you too...like a brother!
Kuja: O_O Aww poopie.
Zidane: What did you say?
Kuja: I mean *cough* it is the end for me!

[Fantasy Fan]

Has anyone else ever wondered why Steiner admires Vivi so much?

edit:

Garnet: Took you long enough. *Grabs for her soda but grabs Vivi's nose instead*
AHHH! WTF?

Vivi has a nose?

[daggertrepe]

Actually...I have no idea!

[Twilight Edge]

LOL!!

Ruby:I think I will start to try speaking in proper english instead of speaking in utterly ridiculous slangs.

Baku:I never laughed my whole life!

[Lenna]

Regent Cid: *Ribbit*.. Hilda, I know you can't forgive me after having that affair, but she was just so good...and juicy.
Hilda: But Brahne???? she looks like an oglop!? A BIG BLUE OGLOP!
Regent Cid: You know they're my specialty though. *Ribbit*
Hilda: And you wondered why I turned you into one *sigh*

:P

[Levian]

Quina: Eiko, you mind if I storage my donuts on your horn?

[Twilight Edge]

Quina:Qu tribe got bad english.I want go learn good english.Maybe I ask doctor.....who his name?
Baku:Tootsie.
Quina:Thank!Doctor Tootsie teach me good english!

Fratley:I only prertended to lose my memory because I'm in love with Beatrix.
Freya:Mo matter.I'm in love with Amarant.
Steiner:I don't mind either,I'm making out with Lani!

Regent Cid(oglop form):PRESENTING~~~~~~THE CID BRAND OGLOP OIL!THE BEST SUPPLY OF OGLOP OIL YOU'LL GET ON THE MARKET!FRESHLY MADE BY THE OGLOP OIL IN ME!

later in the game......

(at the qu tribe)
Cid(frog form):PRESENTING~~~~~~~~THE CID BRAND FROG MEAT!OR IN OTHER WORDS,ME!
*Qus tear him apart and gobbled him down*

[-X-Trance_Kuja-X-]

Kuja: I suddenly have the urge to wear a vest and combat trousers
Vivi: Beatrix your boobs...:: drool ::

[daggertrepe]

Beatrix: *Slaps Vivi* Foo!

[-X-Trance_Kuja-X-]

Vivi: KILL KILL KILL!!!!

[Quindiana Jones]

Quina: Sorry, I no can eat. I allergic to nuts.

[Christmas]

Zidane: I am actually a Saiyan and will turn into a giant ape during full moon.