Things KH Characters Would Never Say

[Twilight Edge]

Don't base this on my previous reply, and guy might like this

Sora: Um Kairi
Kairi: Yes?
Sora reaches for Kairi's hand.
Sora: Um, I want to tell you something I want to ask you...
Kairi: What is it silly?
Sora: Will you so a four-some with you, Riku, Tifa and me, would you?
Kairi pulls back her hand, think a bit then begins to answer.
Kairi:Sure...but first... can I give you a blo* *ob?
Sora: Okay, if I can...
(Finish the rest of Sora's line with what you think...lol)

Sora: Find Aerith, Yuffie, Jasmine, Mulan, Ariel, Meleficent and every girl for a world-some!
Kairi: *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
*pop*
Sora: Ow.

[Clawsze]

Sora's a pimp.

[arcanedude34]

Sora: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Kairi:I don't know. What is a Woodchuck? Riku, do you know?
Riku: I don't know.

The scene: The sun is setting over the horizon over Destiny Island, the most romantic and inchanting moment occurs between Sora and...well read to find out.
Sora: Um, Kairi?
Kairi: Yes, Sora?
Sora: Can I tell you something?
Kairi: Um, sure. What is it?
Sora: I don't know how to say this but...
Kairi: Yes?
Sora: I-I love Riku.
Kairi: Wha-What?
Sora: I'm gay. I love Riku.
Sora leave to go to Riku.
Kairi is left behind disapointed.

this was just somthing I had on top of my head...

Don't base this on my previous reply, and guy might like this

Sora: Um Kairi
Kairi: Yes?
Sora reaches for Kairi's hand.
Sora: Um, I want to tell you something I want to ask you...
Kairi: What is it silly?
Sora: Will you so a four-some with you, Riku, Tifa and me, would you?
Kairi pulls back her hand, think a bit then begins to answer.
Kairi:Sure...but first... can I give you a blo* *ob?
Sora: Okay, if I can...
(Finish the rest of Sora's line with what you think...lol)

Triple post. Thats not cool. Can someone get this guy?

[OneWingedAngelSephiroth91]

Sora: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Kairi:I don't know. What is a Woodchuck? Riku, do you know?
Riku: I don't know.

The scene: The sun is setting over the horizon over Destiny Island, the most romantic and inchanting moment occurs between Sora and...well read to find out.
Sora: Um, Kairi?
Kairi: Yes, Sora?
Sora: Can I tell you something?
Kairi: Um, sure. What is it?
Sora: I don't know how to say this but...
Kairi: Yes?
Sora: I-I love Riku.
Kairi: Wha-What?
Sora: I'm gay. I love Riku.
Sora leave to go to Riku.
Kairi is left behind disapointed.

this was just somthing I had on top of my head...

Don't base this on my previous reply, and guy might like this

Sora: Um Kairi
Kairi: Yes?
Sora reaches for Kairi's hand.
Sora: Um, I want to tell you something I want to ask you...
Kairi: What is it silly?
Sora: Will you so a four-some with you, Riku, Tifa and me, would you?
Kairi pulls back her hand, think a bit then begins to answer.
Kairi:Sure...but first... can I give you a blo* *ob?
Sora: Okay, if I can...
(Finish the rest of Sora's line with what you think...lol)

Triple post. Thats not cool. Can someone get this guy?

Sorry 'bout that but ya'll gatta admit that second one is pretty good, right?

[Luara]

Demyx: excuse me, do you know where is the bathroom?
Sora: um... I think its on the leaft cornor of ... hm..Kairi, wheres the bathroom again?!
Kairi: Shut up sora, nobody asked you!
Demyx: ...



oh my this was evil from me

[arcanedude34]

...Okay it was pretty funny. Just... don't do it again. K?

[OneWingedAngelSephiroth91]

...Okay it was pretty funny. Just... don't do it again. K?

k

[arcanedude34]

(KHI)
Aladdin: Genie! Get rid of these guys!
Genie: *poofs away Sora, Donald and Goofy*
Aladdin: -_-

[Clawsze]

Sora:Hey Kairi.
Kairi:What.
Sora: Do you want to go on a date.
Kairi:OMGLOLOLOLOMGOMGOMGYESYESYES!!!
Sora:....hehe all right!

Later that night....

SoraIGITYGIGITYGOO!!!!
Kairi:OH SORA YES YES!!!!

Riku walks in....

Riku: Hey Sora can I borrow your.....WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!!!
Sora: .....uhhhh.
Kairi:Oh we're just doing that 100000 piece jigsaw.
Riku:But I wanted to help......

[Dragonface]

~ At Radiant Garden, Merlin's house ~

Sora: hey guys...ummm whats wrong with Leon?*Point to Squall*
Cid: Some Resident Evil character was so piss to our guy for stealing his name.
Leon 'Squall': Mommy, mommy, mommy...
~ Outside... ~
Leon Kennedy: COME OUT NAME STEALER *Start shotting with his gun* COME!
~ Back inside ~
Sora: Crap...
Goofy: ...huk...
Donald: well...
Nemesis: ...
Samus: You know him?
Nemesis: ...Not realy...
Snake: Lets see...
Raiden: Snake! He'll kill you!
Tron, Megaman & Zero: That user is odder than the rest.
James: So what you're going to change you name to?
Leon 'Squall': ...Harry!
~ Elsewhere in Silent Hill, graveyard ~
Harry: *Came back from the dead* Hell no I'll let someone steal MY name! *Start walking to find Squall*

[arcanedude34]

Elizabeth: I'm sorry, Will. I no longer love you. Jack has captured my heart.
Will: WTF!!! *stabs Jack in the back*
Elizabeth: Um, not that Jack. *Walks over to Jack Skellington*
Will: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: ....Whoa. Mega plot twist.

[Brennan]

Sephiroth: Cloud, after you kill me, I will come back you know.
Cloud: But how?
Sephiroth: ... Life Materia.
Cloud: WTF?!?!
Sephiroth: Yes, Cloud. That is why I live for so long.
Cloud: Then I'll destroy all the life materia.
Later...
Cloud: I'm done.
Sora: Umm, Cloud?
Cloud: Hm?
Sora: Sephiroth just killed Aerith again.
Cloud: S**t

[Dragonface]

Elizabeth: I'm sorry, Will. I no longer love you. Jack has captured my heart.
Will: WTF!!! *stabs Jack in the back*
Elizabeth: Um, not that Jack. *Walks over to Jack Skellington*
Will: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: ....Whoa. Mega plot twist.

~ Elsewhere... ~
Jack Sparrow: Where the bloodly hell am I, savy?
Random Dead Person: AH! A LIVE HUMAN! RUN FOR YOUR AFTER-LIFE!
Jack Sparrow: Savy?

[OneWingedAngelSephiroth91]

YRP: Time to go!!
Bumps into Berserker
Yuna: Hey, move your fat @$$ out of the...
The Berserker turns around.
Yuna: Uh.... I didn't mean it... I swear!!!
Paine: But I did. Move your fat @$$ out of the way you stupid fat @$$!
Rikku: Uhhh... did that make sence? Ouch! My head hurts from thinking.
Sora then stabs through Berserker. and turns around to see his friends.
Paine: Hey you! move your skinny @$$ out of our way!
Yuna: You know what Paine? Sometimes you can be a real pain!!
Sora turns around and chases them off with his Keyblade. Doing as we say: "Swatting at flies!"

[Dragonface]

~ When Sora&co first meet YRP ~

Goofy: So who are you? *huk* *huk* *huk*
Yuna: My name is Yuna.
Paine: ...Paine.
Rikku: And I'm Rikku.
Sora: Riku? *Look closer at Rikku* OMFG! RIKU! YOU BECAME A GIRL! WHAT HAPPEN?
Yuna:
Paine: o.O *Look at Rikku* Rikku, did you used to be a guy?
Rikku: I NEVER MEET HIM BEFORE AT ALL!
Donald: Wait a minute, what do you mean 'before'?
Rikku: I still a girl the whole time beside I DID have sex with him before...
Sora: WHAT!?! THE ONLY PERSION THAT HAVE SEX WITH ME IS KAIRI...
Rikku: Thats true, BUT you keeped on calling ME Kairi when I didn't told you my REAL name!
Sora: WHAT!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, wait a minutes...THAT WAS THE BEST SEX I EVER HAVE!
Rikku: And the funny thing is...
Sora: I remember that the first sex I had is two years ago, with a blonde haired girl, at first it was Kairi when she had dye her hair, but...
Rikku: That WAS me.
Goofy, Donald, Yuna & Paine: o.O
*Elsewhere*
Riku: And I though this coundn't get any bader than before, I'm dead wrong. I don't want to be found because not only that I look like Xehanort's heartless but also now Sora THINKS I'M A GIRL!!!!!! I want to die. KILL ME GOD, KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!

~ Outside of Ansem the wise's bedroom ~

Mickey: I wonder if the REAL Ansem is behind that door...*Open the door...* o.O
Real Ansem: *Stop Praying Pictures of Mickey* Hi friend, he he he...this is not what its look.
Mickey: I think you need help, and I know who can.
Real Ansem: NOT DR. PHIL, ANYONE BUT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!K

~ Before fight with Sephiroth ~

Sephiroth: Wheres Cloud?
Sora: Get out of here, I want to fight someone else.
Sephiroth: WHAT!?! I'm sure you want to fight a mamma's boy like me? Or a clown like Kefka, or a cross dresser like Kuja?
Kefka&Kuja: WHAT!?!
*Sephiroth, Kefka and Kuja are fighting eachother*
Sora: *Eating his popcorn* At lest I don't have to fight all three of them...
*Cloud shows up*
Cloud: THERE YOU ARE...um...I think I'll just go srew with Seph's Mom.* Gone off to find Sephiroth's mother*
Sora: I can't wait...*Gone off to also find Sephiroth's mother*