Things KH Characters Would Never Say

[Dragonface]

Elizabeth: I'm sorry, Will. I no longer love you. Jack has captured my heart.
Will: WTF!!! *stabs Jack in the back*
Elizabeth: Um, not that Jack. *Walks over to Jack Skellington*
Will: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: ....Whoa. Mega plot twist.

~ Elsewhere... ~
Jack Sparrow: Where the bloodly hell am I, savy?
Random Dead Person: AH! A LIVE HUMAN! RUN FOR YOUR AFTER-LIFE!
Jack Sparrow: Savy?