Things KH Characters Would Never Say

[Dragonface]

~ At Radiant Garden, Merlin's house ~

Sora: hey guys...ummm whats wrong with Leon?*Point to Squall*
Cid: Some Resident Evil character was so piss to our guy for stealing his name.
Leon 'Squall': Mommy, mommy, mommy...
~ Outside... ~
Leon Kennedy: COME OUT NAME STEALER *Start shotting with his gun* COME!
~ Back inside ~
Sora: Crap...
Goofy: ...huk...
Donald: well...
Nemesis: ...
Samus: You know him?
Nemesis: ...Not realy...
Snake: Lets see...
Raiden: Snake! He'll kill you!
Tron, Megaman & Zero: That user is odder than the rest.
James: So what you're going to change you name to?
Leon 'Squall': ...Harry!
~ Elsewhere in Silent Hill, graveyard ~
Harry: *Came back from the dead* Hell no I'll let someone steal MY name! *Start walking to find Squall*

Its time to see Yen Sid...

~ Sorcerer's Loft, Inside the Tower, Twilight Town ~

Yen Sid: Have you found it yet?
Sora: We have been looking EVERYWHERE and did not told us what to look for!
Yen Sid: Well...Its a book call 'VGB'.
Sora: ...Everyone, we off again...Nemesis, what are you look at?
Nemesis: *Looking inside the book tital 'VGB'*...*drolling*
James: *Look over to see what Nemesis see...* OMFG, MY WIFE IS HAVE SEX WITH JILL VALENTINE [Nemesis: Instead of try to kill her, I sould have sex with her], YUNA [Paine&Rikku:O.o], CHERYL MASON [Harry Mason: WHAT!?!], EVA [Soild Snake: Mommy?], TIFA [Cloud is about to kill Tifa], ASHEY [Leon K has gone nuts], SEPHIROTH'S MOM [Sephiroth: I had it!*gone of to kill his mother and leave her dead*], SAMUS [Samus: WHERE OR WHEN DID YEN SID GOT THAT FROM???], KAIRI...
Sora: WHAT??????*turn to Yen Sid* YOU ARE SO DEAD YEN SID! *Sora change to Final Form*
Yen Sid: HELP ME!!!!!!! *Everyone attack Yen Sid*

As what/whos VGB REAL OWNER is...

~ In TWTNW, Zexion's Room ~

Zexion: WTF IS MY VBG!*choking Xenmas' neck*
Xenmas: w....h....a....t....?
Zexion: VBG IS MY PRON BOOK, THAT IS ALSO MY WEAPON!!!!!!!!!!!
Xenmas: *Died due to lack of air*

[Clawsze]

Namine:Hi Xehanort...
It's XEMNAS....hi Braig...
It's XIGBAR....hi Dilan...
It's XALDIN....hi Even...
It's VEXEN....hi Aeleus...
It's LEXAEUS....hi Ienzo...
It's ZEXION....hi Sai...
It's SAIX....hi Ale...
It's AXEL....hi Dyme...
It's DEMYX....hi Urlod...
It's LUXORD....hi Rulmari...
It's MARLUXIA....hi Arlene...
It's LARXENE....hi Roxas...
It's SORA......(everyone looks at Sora) uuhhh....bye....

GET HIM!!!!!

Yeah this is what I think their names are...

[Dragonface]

~ At the Cross Road ~

Sora: wait guys, I think I got stones in my shoes
*As Sora remove his 50 SIZE shoe, a 100,000 SIZE FOOT came out*
Donald:
Goofy: *Ran away* LOOK OUT DONALD!!!!
*Donald died by 'Big foot'*
Sora: HEY WAIT UP! *Ran after Goofy, who is running for his life!*

~ a week later... ~
CCN(Host): Good morning everyone, tonight we have a story that BIG FOOT is real.
CCN(Reporter): Thats right, see that hole there.* Point to Sora's foot print* There is no way any NORMAL would have a foot THAT big, infact THE biggist shoes there is is a 50 size shoe. This foot however is 2000 times bigger, which leave one thing: HOW DID A 100,000 SIZE FOOT COULD FIT A 50 SIZE SHOES!?! Back to you.

[arcanedude34]

Tifa: I'm looking for someone with spiky hair.....
Sora: ...(Me? Riku? Leon? Cloud? Sephiroth?) .....
Tifa: Ummm.. have you seen Cloud?
Sora: Uh, yeah he went to fight Sephiroth.
Tifa: D'oh!

~~Later~~

Cloud: Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: Cloud.... I've been waiting for you.
Cloud: *runs at Sephiroth, trips and falls on Sephiroth's sword- instantly dies*
Sephiroth: ..........................
Sora: O NOES!!!!1111!!!!!!!!11!11ONE!
Sephiroth: I should probably go now.
Vincent: *Shoots Sephiroth.*
Tifa: You aren't even in this game.....
Vincent: Well I should be. I'm m ore bitchin' then Wakka, but he made it in. And Tidus. And Selphie. And YUFFIE, for God's sake.
Barret: My speach pattern and rude @#&@# swearing probably (*)@%^# prevented my fro' gettin' in this God-@!#& game. Yo.
Cloud: Bleeding to death... why wont you help?
Barret, Tifa, Aeris, Red XIII, Yuffie, Cid, Cait Sith: ITS A REUNION!!
Cloud: My blood hurts.
Sora: I'm gonna go now......
Barret, Tifa, Aeris, Red XIII, Yuffie, Cid, Cait Sith: BYE BYE!! And if you see the Black Caped man, tell us!
Sora: ...........

[Dragonface]

[The UFO]

~ in TWTNW, Meeting room ~

Xemnas: Settel down...
*All other Nobodies still talking*
Xemnas: SHUT UP OR I'LL KICK YOUR a$$...?
*Larxene walk in, puke on Saïx's hair and sit down in her seat*
Xemnas: What happen THIS time Larxene? Drinking?
Larxene:...UFO...Anal...Probing...
*All other Nobodies thinks Larxene is joking*
Larxene: ...Carry...Alien...Baby...
All other Nobodies: o.O
Xemnas: ROXAS, GO FIND YOUR OTHER AND BRING HIM HERE! AND RIKU!
Roxas: Fine *Starts going for a hunt for Sora and Riku*

~ Elsewhere, Deep Space (when you are not on any world) ~

Alien1: Have you plant my seeds in her? *Point to a picuter of Larxene*
Alien2: Yes brother, soon she'll give birth to your child.
Alien1: Ofcorse my dear sisther.
Alien1&2: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[The UFO 2]

~ Inside Roxas' Gummi Ship 'Shadow' ~
Roxas: Ok Sora...Where are you...?*A UFO flying pass by, few seconds later Sora's ship 'Highwind' pass by*
*Inside Highwind*
Sora: HOW DARE YOU TO TAKE KAIRI AWAY AND MADE HER TO CARRY ONE OF YOUR KIDS!!!
Riku: YEA!
Kairi: I'M GIVING BIRTH RIGHT NOW!!!!
*A minute later*
*Ping*
*Kairi gave birth to THREE Alien Babies*
Alien Baby 1: Mama*At Kairi*
Alien Baby 2: Dada*At Sora*
Alien Baby 3: HOST! *At Riku*
Riku: Not another one...

[Clawsze]

Sora: I see dead Hear.....(dies)

Goofy: (carrying a sword... ) STOP SAYING THAT!!!!

[Dragonface]

~ In TWTMW ~
*Xemnas' back from his hoildays*
Xemnas: I'M BACK!
*A red-haired girl shows up*
RHG: HEY EVERYNOONE, MANSEX BACK! SHE'S BACK!
Xemnas: WTF ARE YOU?
RHG: You know, Axel.
Xemnas: ...YOU'RE NOT AXEL!
~ In TWTNW(diffent one) ~
Axel: WHERES MANSEX?!?
Xemnas(Female): I'M AM!
Saïx: WHERES THE GREAT ONE?!?
Xemnas(Female): I'M AM!
Demyx: WHERES OUR BOSS?!?
Xemnas(Female): I'M AM! *look at Luxord* HELP ME LARXENE!
Luxord: I'm Luxord...SHE'S Larxene...*Point to Larxene*
Larxene:*look at Xemnas(F)*
*Roxas apear*
Roxas: WOW! XEMNAS HAS CHANGE SEX!!!!!!
Xemnas(Female): ...help...

*Later...*
~ In TWTNW (The First One) ~
Namine: Why do I have to find Xemnas, I'm not even a member...
Blonde Guy: Hey Babe.
Namine: Roxas?
BG: Nope. *Start his drawing on Namine's dress*
Namine: O.o
~ In TWTNW (Second One) ~
Roxas(Male): *Runing past Xigbar* GO AWAY! I'M NOT NAMINE!
Roxas(Female): *Runing after Roxas(M)* COME BACK NAMINE!
Xigbar: ...*Blink*...*Blink*...*Blink*...WOW! I didn't know Namine could use the same Keyblades as Roxas and he's holding his at the same time!

[From XIII to XIV]
~ In TWTNW, Xemnas' Room ~
Namine: MAKE ME A MEMBER!
Xemnas: Sorry, only Nobodies can join.
Namine: I AM! I'M KAIRI'S NOBODY! NOW MAKE ME A MEMBER OR I'LL TELL EVERY OTHER NOBODIES THAT YOU...
Xemnas: OK! OK! I WILL! JUST DON"T TELL THEN THAT!!!
~ Later...In the Meeting Room ~
Roxas: Whats going on?
Axel: New Member?
Xemnas: *Just show up* I'm finally going to make a Nobody who we have for some time but never as our member, will become oue member.
Larxene: There is too many MALES around here.
Xemnas: No. XIV...Namine.
*Namine shows up, wearing black 'Members Gear' instead of her white dress*
All Other Nobodies: O.o/OMG/WTF!?!

[Aerisfanatic]

aerith:tifa i think the creaters like me better

tifa:and what makes you say that?

aerith: cause ill be in this series more than you will ever be i mean you werent even in the first one, and guess wich ff character was seen first

tifa: then why did they give me these big nockers

aerith: to ballance out the rest of the ugly

tifa: your mad cause cloud like me

aerith: why would i be mad before he went off me and cloud spent alot of time with each other and most of it not E rated

[Dragonface]

Tifa: I'M THE MOST SEXY FINAL FANTASY GIRL THERE IS! NOONE CAN BEAT ME!
*Lighting walking past by*
Leon: Petty...*slowly walking after Lighting*
Auron: Whos your daddy? *Walking after Lighting as well*
Sephiroth: That woman looks like Cloud.
Cloud: The maker of FFXIII made a female version of me, that must be her.
*Sephiroth&Cloud walk after Lighting, together!*
Yuna: Have you seen Tidus...*saw Lighting*...Never mind *walk after Lighting*
Sora: Forget Kairi or Namine. *Ran after Lighting*

*2 Hours later, Tifa's alone*

Tifa:...maybe being emo not so bad afterall...

[SnoopyG]

Pluto - "E=MC squared according to Einstein.... Holy mother lords of pearls, i can smurfen talk!!! HAHA, in your face mickey you damn rat.

[Dragonface]

~ At the Cross Road ~

Sora: wait guys, I think I got stones in my shoes
*As Sora remove his 50 SIZE shoe, a 100,000 SIZE FOOT came out*
Donald:
Goofy: *Ran away* LOOK OUT DONALD!!!!
*Donald died by 'Big foot'*
Sora: HEY WAIT UP! *Ran after Goofy, who is running for his life!*

~ a week later... ~
CCN(Host): Good morning everyone, tonight we have a story that BIG FOOT is real.
CCN(Reporter): Thats right, see that hole there.* Point to Sora's foot print* There is no way any NORMAL would have a foot THAT big, infact THE biggist shoes there is is a 50 size shoe. This foot however is 2000 times bigger, which leave one thing: HOW DID A 100,000 SIZE FOOT COULD FIT A 50 SIZE SHOES!?! Back to you.

~ In TWTNW, outside of Xemnas' room ~

Xemnas:Mmmmmm*open his door...* WTF!?!
*A size 100,000 foot print in Xemnas's room*
Xemnas: ...WE GOT BIGFOOT HERE!!!!!!!!!!
~ Roxas' Room ~
Roxas: *Trying to put his shoes back on* That shougth teach him 'never pissed a Keyblade master off'.

[arcanedude34]

aerith:tifa i think the creaters like me better

tifa:and what makes you say that?

aerith: cause ill be in this series more than you will ever be i mean you werent even in the first one, and guess wich ff character was seen first

tifa: then why did they give me these big nockers

aerith: to ballance out the rest of the ugly

tifa: your mad cause cloud like me

aerith: why would i be mad before he went off me and cloud spent alot of time with each other and most of it not E rated

You really don't know when to quit, do you?

[Dragonface]

Tron: MCP, YOUR GOING DOWN!
MCP: Nice try Tron. Can't you do better than that?
Sora: Do you want AIDs?
MPC: O_O NOT THE AIDS, ANYTHING BUY THAT!

[Clawsze]

(In the Leaf Village)

Sora: Weird world this is.
Donald: YOU ARE NOT F****** YODA!!!!

(Naruto appears in Sexy no Jutsu form)

Naruto: Hi Boys!!!
Sora:
Goofy:
Donald:
Roxas:

Sora and Co die from nose bleeds

[Aerisfanatic]

aerith:tifa i think the creaters like me better

tifa:and what makes you say that?

aerith: cause ill be in this series more than you will ever be i mean you werent even in the first one, and guess wich ff character was seen first

tifa: then why did they give me these big nockers

aerith: to ballance out the rest of the ugly

tifa: your mad cause cloud like me

aerith: why would i be mad before he went off me and cloud spent alot of time with each other and most of it not E rated

You really don't know when to quit, do you?

neither do you.. why do you care so much what i think.. now cut it out you dont want to close another thread, and this is like a fanfic remember? just look at the title