*Zaimaxu does some awesom ninja-ing and gets the skinny*

Zaimaxu: Hey Maaaaaxs...
Maxs: What?
Zaimaxu: Do you know what Zexion's book is called?
Maxs: What?
Zaimaxu: *whisper whisper*
Maxs:*face suddenly lights up*

*later, in Larxene's room*

Zaimaxu: Ok, I got the book from Zexion while he was waiting on larxene to... I guess finish changing... *shudders*
Maxs: now what?
Zaimaxu: *turns to page and rips it out*
Maxs: Here's the thumbtack
Zaimaxu: Now quick, before they finish... *shudders* It's too horrifying... I can't even think the words...
Maxs: doing eachother?
Zaimaxu: *cringe*

much later...

Larxene: Ah... *whistles like a giddy schoolgirl* *looks at her wall*

there is a peice of paper on the wall that reads:

CH XIV: MAKING THE B**CH BE YOUR B**CH

along with some meaningless text that larxene was too pissed off to read.

Zaimaxu: Not only did we go in her room and live, but there's going to be one less nobody in here...
Maxs: *Snigger*

still much later, following reconstructive surgery...

*Zexion is screaming in rage through the cast over his mouth, saying nothing distinguishable*

Zaimaxu: Get well soon...
Maxs: Yeah, we're really sorry to hear about what happened...
*both leave and get out of earshot, then cackle maniacally*

Zaimaxu: wait... I hear something...
Maxs: How!?
Zaimaxu: Dude, I'm a ninja. I stole Zex's book.

Larxene: *in her room a several yards off* I wonder who tacked that to the wall in the first place...

Zai & Max: *Simultaneously* we blame axel.

END? OR IS IT?