a year and 10 days agoOriginally Posted by stalpho slayer
Riku: I'm a Barbie--
Sora: I'm Rick James!
Kairi: Pancakes!
Namine: STFU! Or I'll make you forget how to piss in the toilet!
Xemnas: I don't have a heart, so does that make me a heartless?
Saix: Does it?
ORG 13: Does it?
Square: Damn underpaid actors!
Saix: Whoah, I REALLY need anger mangenment!
Xenmas: (missing both ears) What?
WANTED:
Big yellow ball of burning gas,
Responds to 'The Sun'
if you see him, tell him:
"It's BL**DY JULY"
Dayum!
Its been awhile since ive seen this :]
Id like to see people say things about those 3 unknown characters. :] that would be funny
This has been dead for a long time.....
Riku: Wait....Grey hair, serious attitude, wanting to save others because I'll be no use to them.....I'M AN OLD MAN!!!!
{Nobodies worst case #1: I'm number 1!}
~ In TWTNW ~
Xemnas: I'M NUMBER ONE! *repet this line forever*
*BANG!*
Roxas:*Holding a shotgun* SHUT UP!
{Nobodies worst case #2: I need more ammo!}
~ In the Dark City ~
Xigbar: Got you now!*click* What? *click, click, click* Oh crap...
*Later*
~ In the HTNHR (Health That Not Here Room) ~
Xigbar: I'll never hunt rabbits again, did anynoone forgot to remove the last one off my balls![RandomRabbit: *Munch*] NOW!!!!
Don't know if this has been done. If it has I apologize but it popped into my head while I was reading all those things people wrote.
Sora: There are actually dead people here? I don't see anythi-
Auron: *suddenly sneaks up behind Sora* Boo!
Sora: AAAH! A ghost!*runs away!*
Auron: Tch... moron. I'm no ghost-
Hades: *Sneaks up on Auron* BOO!
Auron: OMG Sora's right about the ghost!! AAAH!
Hades: *lays there rolling on the floor and laughing his @$$ off*
Last edited by KyronHeavenglow; 08-14-2007 at 04:40 AM.
ya after khII i noticed sora pays alot of attention to riku not kairi so i made this up i kno its corny but o well...lol
After kh II destiny island:
Kairi:Sora?
Sora:ya kairi?
Kairi:wat was up with u in the castle?
Sora:wat do you mean?
"Flash back"
Sora kneeling holding Rikus hand"
Sora:I looked everywhere for you...
"end of flashback"
Sorao)...i dont kno wat ur talking about
Kairi:yes u do
Sora:no i dont kno wat ur....(riku comes up behind)
"sora immediantly ignores kairi'
Sora:ya riku
Kairi
"kairi beats the crap out of sora and walks away"
Riku:wats she mad about
Sora dazzed:i dont know
riku walks away to comfort kairi and sora cries
:shoot:yo im new to this sig thing so id appreciate comments and suggestions to my pm box k thanx
Larxene: *Sneaks up on Hades* BOO!Don't know if this has been done. If it has I apologize but it popped into my head while I was reading all those things people wrote.
Sora: There are actually dead people here? I don't see anythi-
Auron: *suddenly sneaks up behind Sora* Boo!
Sora: AAAH! A ghost!
Auron: Tch... moron. I'm no ghost-
Hades: *Sneaks up on Auron* BOO!
Auron: OMG Sora's right about the ghost!! AAAH!
Hades: *lays there rolling on the floor and laughing his @$$ off*
Hades: EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK! A BANSHEE! *Plug his ears with his hands* I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALALALALALALALA... *Ran away*
Larxene: Now I'm the QUEEN OF THE UNDERWORLD! HAHAHA!
XDLarxene: *Sneaks up on Hades* BOO!Don't know if this has been done. If it has I apologize but it popped into my head while I was reading all those things people wrote.
Sora: There are actually dead people here? I don't see anythi-
Auron: *suddenly sneaks up behind Sora* Boo!
Sora: AAAH! A ghost!
Auron: Tch... moron. I'm no ghost-
Hades: *Sneaks up on Auron* BOO!
Auron: OMG Sora's right about the ghost!! AAAH!
Hades: *lays there rolling on the floor and laughing his @$$ off*
Hades: EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK! A BANSHEE! *Plug his ears with his hands* I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALALALALALALALA... *Ran away*
Larxene: Now I'm the QUEEN OF THE UNDERWORLD! HAHAHA!
WHY HASN'T THIS BEEN POPPING UP IN MY SUSCRIBED THREADS
{Nobodies worst case #3: If I can't use my spear/s...}
Xemnas: What have I told you before?
Xaldin: Slabby, slabby, slabby *Shaking his head as 'NO'*
Xemnas: You know what? WE HAD IT FOR YOU! YOU WILL NEVER USE ANY SPEAR/S FOEVER!
Xaldin: Slab...?...........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*Take a bite at Xemnas' arm*
Xemnas: AHHHHH! GET HIM OFF ME!
Xigbar: HAHAHAHA! *Xaldin takes a bite on Xigbar's balls* NOT MY BALLS!
{Nobodies worst case #4: I need a test subject}
~ In the meeting room ~
Xemnas: Ok you all want to know why Vexen is not here. Well in this meeting he doen't need to know that we need to find a place to hide at...do one of you have any idea?
Demyx: If its get away from his 'testing of life-or-death' type, I know one place we can hind...
*Later...*
~ At the Vexen's Yaoi Fan Girls Club HQ (VYFGCHQ) ~
Xemnas: ...I can not...*Fan Girl meeting starting*
All Fan Girls + Organization XIII( - Vexen): WE LOVE YOU VEXEN!!!!!
*Mean while...*
~ Back at TWTNW ~
Vexen: Hey guys, Sora's here and...HEY! WTF DID EVERYNOONE GO!
Sora: You must be the last member of the Organization XIII.
Vexen: That must mean...YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR HEART!
One day in the WtNW...
Organization XIII(-Xaldin and Leaxeus) are all in the Hall of Empty Melodies, decorating for Christmas, and wrapping presents, both of which are requiring SCISSORS!!!!
Let's see what all the members are doing....
Demyx: So, Axel, whats my present...
Axel: Can't tell you.
Demyx: So, Axel, whats my present...
Axel: Can't tell you.
Demyx: So, Axel, whats my-
Axel: I CAN'T F****** TELL YOU NOW F*** OFF YOU ANNOYING S***!!!
Demyx: *Walks to Roxas* So, Roxas, whats my present...
Roxas: Oh, damn, Sora, kill me now......
Xemnas: Larxene, i've asked you nicely. Please. Light. The. Tree. Lights.
Larxene: SHUT THE F*** UP!!! I'M NOT A SLAVE!!!!
Xemnas: Xigbar, load the tranquilizer.
Xigbar: YEAH, hunting time *Chase Larxene with a tranquilizer gun*
Marluxia: *putting holly and mistletoe everywhere*Lalalalalalalalala, deck the halls with bows of Holly.
Zexion & Vexen: SHUT UP!!!
Marluxia: But....b-but......*cries*
Zexion: Now you now how I feel having to control Saix at Christmas....damn the numer 6......
Saix: *In corner, growling, in chains, wearing a Santa hat*
Marluxia: NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!*Runs up stairs*
Zexion: Drama Queen
Vexen: Don't worry, that "present" i've been making for him is ready, it will be Organization 12 again soon....
Suddenly Leaxeus bursts down the stairs, holding Marluxia, and screaming like a girl...
Leaxeus: XALDIN, HE ESCAPED!!!! *Runs round in circle, screaming like a 4 year old, Marluxia joins in.*
Everyone:.......*Choas and panic* *Xaldin appears at the foot of the stairs*
Xaldin: Stab, Stab, STAB!!!!
Xemnas: Listen, Xaldin, theres no stabbys here, we're just finishing. Now go back to your room, or better yet, kill Sora.
Xaldin: STAB!!!! *teleports, coming back a second later* STABBY, STABBY* points at body on spear.
Xemnas: Is that....Sora......WOOT, SORA IS DEAD....wait...that's Roxas....
Roxas: I regret nothing....
Xemnas: BAD XALDIN, NO STABBYS(AKA: Fork, Knife, Spoon) FOR YOU AT DINNER!!!!
Xaldin: Stab(crouches next to Saix and cries)
Saix: Urge....to kill.....RISING!!!!
Xaldin: *Sees pair of Scissors* Stabby....STABBITY STABBITY*Cuts Demyx's mullet*
Demyx: .....Dance.....Water.....Dance!!!!(Tidal Wave on Xaldin)
Xemnas: Every, damn CHRISTMAS.....
I know this out of season, but it seemed so funny in my head, and if I waited 5 months, I would have forgot it.
Xemnas: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
L.O.L.
Roxas: I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I wanna chase
You're the one I wanna hold
I wont let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
I can actually picture Roxas singing that.
What was I smoking when I posted that.
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