Things KH Characters Would Never Say

[Edge7]

Holy cow! This thread's still running? It's been what? three years since it started?! Great job keeping it alive guys. As for jokes, I got nothing as of right now.

[Jessweeee♪]

EoFF's longest running thread ever?

o_o

[Formalhaut]

I would suppose So.

It would be rude of me not to offer a bad joke so....




Sora: Comeon your taking the mick!

Mickey:....

*Mickey savages Sora and tears of his genitals*

[Gloc 9]

I AM DA WEEEEEEEEENER! )

[IXVI]

Squall:Say Merli-

Merlin:WAHHHHT?! WAHT IS IT?!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M BUSY HERE?!!!! SMURF OFF!!!!1111111111111111

Squall:...Smurf? did you-

Merlin: DON'T BLAME ME! BLAME EoFF FOR THEIR CENSORSHIP! OR SHOULD I SAY CENSOR SHI- OH, THAT'S RIGHT! I CAN'T THAT EITHER! CAUSE IT'D TURN OUT TO BE, CENSORSMURF! WOOPDE SMURFIN' DOOOOOO IFDKJDSFADSFASDFF

Pete:....I can see you're alittle busy here...maybe i'll just..-

Squall: (Merlin Scowls in background)...Yeah, come back later. Bye

Pete:... Bye....

[xlr8195]

Kairi:Sora?
Sora:Yes, Kairi?
Kairi:I have something to tell you.
Riku:Sora?
Sora:Yes, Riku?
Riku:What are you doing in bed with my wife?
Sora::O_O::O_O::O_O::O_O::O_O:How long have you been married to Riku?
Kairi:10 years.
Riku:Not only that, but we have a kid.
Sora::whimper ::cryin g::wh imper:: crying:
*Sora runs away*
Kairi:When are we gonna tell him this is the TV show 'Pranked'?
Riku:In a little bit, this is freakin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*5 hours later*

Kairi:You alright, Sora?
Sora:I'M GONNA KILL RIKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kairi:Whoa, whoa, it was only a prank!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora:So, you're not married?
Kairi:Nope.
Sora:And you don't have a kid?
Kairi:Nope.
Sora:So, we're still married?
Kairi:O_o
Riku:o_O You two are married?
Kairi:We're married, Sora?
SoraOTTCHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kairi & Riku:??????????????
Sora:YOU'VE JUST BEEN PRANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kairi & Riku:??????????????
Sora:Thanks for helping me out guys.
Cameramen:No problem.
*Axel and Goofy mysteriously arrive*
Axel:IT'S A PROBLEM FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOT IT MEMORIZED!?!?!?!?!
Goofy:Yep, sure do. A-hyuk.
Axel:Shut up.
Riku:What are they doin here?
Soraon't know, but does it look like I care?
Axel:I CARE!!!!!!!!!!! C-A-R-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOT IT MEMORIZED!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Goofy:Yep, sure do. A-hyuk.
Axel:I said shut up!!!!!!!!!!!*Kills Goofy*
*Sora runs up to Axel and kills him*
Sora:YOU JUST GOT OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!O-W-N-E-D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOT IT MEMORIZED!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Axel(spirit):That's my quote. Q-U-O-T-E. Got it memorized?????

[Duce of Daggers]

Ashton Kutcher is proud of this

he tells me so in my dreams