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    Quote Originally Posted by *~Angel Wing~*
    Quote Originally Posted by Gloc 9
    I dont think there is a topic on this, so i'll start.
    Well I started one of these before, but nobody wanted to post...:kaocry2:
    This was mine from the last thread...


    Sora: IN YOUUU AND IIIIIII, THERE'S A NEW LAAAAAAND!!!!!!

    Roxas: It's okay Sora...I already heard what Sanctuary sounds like. You really don't need to sing it for me. You're doing an awful job anyway...

    Sora: Tch fine...why don't you sing it then? You're the one with Jesse McCartney's voice after all...

    Roxas: Grrr...dam Square Enix producers!!!
    XDDDDDD

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    Quote Originally Posted by LunaticPandora37
    Kairi: Hey Sora do you have my lucky charm

    Sora: *looks around* uhhh yea its in my pocket...*looks around in pocket*

    Kairi:...well?

    Sora: it's here somewhere i swear!

    Kairi: YOU LOST MY LUCKY CHARM!!!! *casts ultima, flare and holy...attacks for 9,999 dmg...Devour*

    *performs eat*

    *tastes bad*

    *victory fanfare plays*
    lol way funny.

    Spoiler Ahead; Highlight At Your Own Risk.

    (SPOILER)In The World That Never Was, when Sora and Kairi talk to their Nobodies: Roxas and Naminé
    Roxas: Hey Sora. Like my girlfriend?
    Naminé: Roxas... (blushes)
    Sora: Damn! She's hott but mine is sexier. (Kari's face turns red )
    Roxas: Nuh-uh!
    Sora: Yuh-huh!
    Roxas: Nuh-uh!
    Sora: Yuh-huh!
    Roxas: Nuh-uh!
    Sora: Yuh-huh!
    Kairi: can't take this anymore..
    Naminé: me neither..
    (Kairi casts Holy lvl 99 [<--I made that up, sorry] on Sora)
    *99,999 damage*
    (Naminé summons Eden [FF8] on Roxas)
    *999,999 damage*
    Sora and Roxas: X_X X_X X_X X_X X_X X_X

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    Sephiroth: After I kill you Cloud, I'm going to paint a pretty picture of a pony.

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    LMAO

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    Sora: IN YOUUU AND IIIIIII, THERE'S A NEW LAAAAAAND!!!!!!

    Roxas: It's okay Sora...I already heard what Sanctuary sounds like. You really don't need to sing it for me. You're doing an awful job anyway...

    Sora: Tch fine...why don't you sing it then? You're the one with Jesse McCartney's voice after all...

    Roxas: Grrr...dam Square Enix producers!!!

    LMAO. I love that one.Now try mine on for size.

    *(SPOILER)this is after the second kh when everyone goes back to the islands together*

    *kairi walks up to selphie*
    Kairi: Hey Selphie....?What in the world are you doing?!
    Selphie:stupid Wakka and Tidas..
    *Selphie holds up sock puppets of the two and makes them kiss*
    Selphie: Oh, Wakka! Oh, Tidas!
    Kairi:Ookaaay...I'm gonna go to the Islands now...
    *Kairi gets to islands and finds sora sitting on the dock with a horrified look on his face*
    Sora: yeah
    Kairi: Sora... are you okay
    Sora:yeah
    Kairi:...?
    Sora:yeah
    Kairi:Sora..*waves hand in front of Sora's face*
    *Riku walks up*
    Riku: hey Kairi
    Kairi:Hey Riku. Um, whats wrong with sora?
    Riku: Oh, he's been like that since he saw what Tidas and Wakka are doing
    Kairi: speaking of which, what ARE they doing?
    Riku:*snickers* Want me to show you?
    Kairi: Sure...
    *One hour later, after kairi sees what happens*
    *kairi are sitting side by side on the dock looking horrified with Riku behind them smirking*
    Kairi:Oh
    Sora:Yeah
    Riku:OH Wakka!
    Kairi:Oh
    Sora:Yeah
    Riku:OH Tidas!
    Kairi:Oh
    Sora:Yeah
    *Wakka and Tidas walk up*
    Tidas:What's wrong with them?
    *Riku looks at them then starts laughing so hard that he couldn't tell them*
    *Tidas and Wakka look at eachother extremely confused*

    ~Fin~

    I love you so so so much, babe!!

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    Default these things are so funny

    er, semi-spoiler, i guess. It'd be best if you'd complete The World That Never Was to get this better.

    Actually, I wonder if the KH2 characters would really say this?

    Xemnas: Only a fool would be your apprentice, Ansem.
    Ansem: So you're saying that you're a fool then?
    Xemnas: No.
    Ansem: Well, a foolish apprentice to a foolish scientist.

    Sora: Hm, they sure say "fool" a lot.
    King Mickey: Remember, Sora, Xemnas is Ansem's apprentice's Nobody.
    Sora: Well, that sucks.

    Xemnas: Don't be a fool. I'm the one who has surpassed you. Haha, the student has finally surpassed the teacher, the fool.

    Riku: Ok, this is getting really annoying. Sora, lets do some Session on him.
    Sora: Sounds good to me.

    (Sora and Riku perform the limit: Session)

    Xemnas: X_X
    Sora: Yeah! We PWNd him! Whoo! Let's get jiggy with it!
    Ansem: Hm, that fool. I'm a fool, too. Just a big, fat, juicy fool.

    (Ansem's heart machine explodes)
    You see Ansem's body shooting into space while he shouts back:
    Ansem: You FOOOOOOoooooollls! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

    Kairi: Sora, let's be fools together.
    Sora: SURE! THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
    (Riku frowns. he is jealous)

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    Dancing Chocobo

    Be prepared for a long one :

    Sephiroth: What is Cloud doing?
    Sora: I believe he went dancing with Tifa. There's this club called Club Midgar, you should go and have some fun.
    Sephiroth: . . . . . . . Really? Club Midgar, eh? Cloud and Tifa is dancing there?
    Sora: Yep.

    There is a moment of silence between Sora and Sephiroth. Sephiroth jumps off the cliff and flies off into the distance.

    Sora: Hmm. I wonder where he went off to?
    Donald and Goofy shrug their sholders.

    The scene now switches to Club Midgar. There is loud music, disco lights, dance lights, a DJ, a dance floor, and a bar.
    Cloud: (shouting over music) You having fun, Tifa?
    Tifa: (shouting) WHAT?!
    Cloud: I SAID, "YOU HAVING FUN, TIFA?!?!?!"
    When Cloud says this, Sephiroth unplugs the stereo and there is total silence except for Cloud. Everyone in the club stares at Cloud and Tifa dancing a little too close. Aerith walks in on the scene.
    Aerith: (crying) Cloud, how could you?
    Cloud: Aerith, it's not what it looks like! (he quickly backs off of Tifa)
    Aerith runs away, crying with her hands on her face. Cloud starts to run after her but Sephiroth stops him with his long sword pointing at Cloud's heart.
    Sephiroth: I would kill you now, Cloud, but seeing your sweetheart cry like that makes my heart tingle. With her heart broken like that, she is weak and vunerable--
    Cloud: No! You wouldn't!
    Sephiroth laughs maniacally and he flees the scene.

    The next scene switches to Aerith's pink bedroom. She is on her bed, crying into a pillow. Sephiroth appears, with his shirt off, romantically in the window.

    Sephiroth: (incredibly dramatic) Aerith. I've come for you. You know I've loved you from the moment I saw you. I would never betray you or cheat on you like Cloud did.
    Aerith stops crying and looks at Sephiroth. She sees a heavenly light surround him. Sephiroth looks sexier than ever.
    Aerith: (clearly fallen for Sephiroth, completely forgetting about Cloud) Sephiroth.. ...
    Aerith walks towards Sephiroth. Romantic music flows in the background, which changes to a field of beautiful flowers. Sephiroth and Aerith run in slow motion towards each other. When they meet, Aerith carresses Sephiroth's chest and they start making out.

    Sora, Donald and Goofy are in the bushes outside with binoculars, spying on Sephiroth and Aerith.

    Sora: (tugging on his collar) Whew! Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
    Donald and Goofy nod in agreement, and they are also tugging on their neck collars.

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    Hehe. That was a small novel!


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    Quote Originally Posted by IceAngel
    Hehe. That was a small novel!
    One thing led to another. lol

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    -At Traverse Town Cinema-

    Sora-(coming out with Donald and Goofy)
    WOW! That movie was effin awesome!
    Donald-It was only The Matrix.
    Goofy-(looking down)
    Oooo a peanut.

    Sora starts re-enacting scenes from the movie....

    Sora-HI-YA, HUAH, YOOOHHHH...OW...Oh crap my backs went.
    Donald-Idiot.
    Sora-Lets go to the top of the Gizmo Shop.
    Goofy-My tummy hurts.

    On top of the Gizmo Shop...

    Sora-Watch THIS!!(Jumps off and stops in mid-air)
    IT'S WORKING, I'M DOING THE MATRIX!
    Donald-(Secretly casting Stop)3...2...1...Bye Bye Sora.

    Donald stops casting and Sora falls to his death and Goofy spewed his guts out on Donald and they both die.


    THE END

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clawsze
    -At Traverse Town Cinema-

    Sora-(coming out with Donald and Goofy)
    WOW! That movie was effin awesome!
    Donald-It was only The Matrix.
    Goofy-(looking down)
    Oooo a peanut.

    Sora starts re-enacting scenes from the movie....

    Sora-HI-YA, HUAH, YOOOHHHH...OW...Oh crap my backs went.
    Donald-Idiot.
    Sora-Lets go to the top of the Gizmo Shop.
    Goofy-My tummy hurts.

    On top of the Gizmo Shop...

    Sora-Watch THIS!!(Jumps off and stops in mid-air)
    IT'S WORKING, I'M DOING THE MATRIX!
    Donald-(Secretly casting Stop)3...2...1...Bye Bye Sora.

    Donald stops casting and Sora falls to his death and Goofy spewed his guts out on Donald and they both die.


    THE END

    That was sad <:(

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    Quote Originally Posted by haruto_Akumu
    Sora: IN YOUUU AND IIIIIII, THERE'S A NEW LAAAAAAND!!!!!!

    Roxas: It's okay Sora...I already heard what Sanctuary sounds like. You really don't need to sing it for me. You're doing an awful job anyway...

    Sora: Tch fine...why don't you sing it then? You're the one with Jesse McCartney's voice after all...

    Roxas: Grrr...dam Square Enix producers!!!

    LMAO. I love that one.Now try mine on for size.

    *(SPOILER)this is after the second kh when everyone goes back to the islands together*

    *kairi walks up to selphie*
    Kairi: Hey Selphie....?What in the world are you doing?!
    Selphie:stupid Wakka and Tidas..
    *Selphie holds up sock puppets of the two and makes them kiss*
    Selphie: Oh, Wakka! Oh, Tidas!
    Kairi:Ookaaay...I'm gonna go to the Islands now...
    *Kairi gets to islands and finds sora sitting on the dock with a horrified look on his face*
    Sora: yeah
    Kairi: Sora... are you okay
    Sora:yeah
    Kairi:...?
    Sora:yeah
    Kairi:Sora..*waves hand in front of Sora's face*
    *Riku walks up*
    Riku: hey Kairi
    Kairi:Hey Riku. Um, whats wrong with sora?
    Riku: Oh, he's been like that since he saw what Tidas and Wakka are doing
    Kairi: speaking of which, what ARE they doing?
    Riku:*snickers* Want me to show you?
    Kairi: Sure...
    *One hour later, after kairi sees what happens*
    *kairi are sitting side by side on the dock looking horrified with Riku behind them smirking*
    Kairi:Oh
    Sora:Yeah
    Riku:OH Wakka!
    Kairi:Oh
    Sora:Yeah
    Riku:OH Tidas!
    Kairi:Oh
    Sora:Yeah
    *Wakka and Tidas walk up*
    Tidas:What's wrong with them?
    *Riku looks at them then starts laughing so hard that he couldn't tell them*
    *Tidas and Wakka look at eachother extremely confused*

    ~Fin~

    I kinda forgot the rest, sorry. Here it is:

    Tidas: I can't beleive how they got so worked up over a little misunderstanding. You see, Wakka & I created a Ball Game, right?
    Tidas: Well, we came up with the idea of playing a strip version of it(kinda like strip poker). Well, they probably mistook the game for something else....
    Tidas: Anyway, I would never do that to you, right hun?
    *camera pulls out to showo Tidas & Riku side by side, hand in hand, with Wakka in the background*
    Riku: Of course, sweety.
    *Riku & Tidas start to make out*
    Wakka: Okay I'll be going now...

    I love you so so so much, babe!!

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    much better?

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    just when you thought "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" was the gayest show ever, allong came "Things KH Characters Would Never Say."

    lol

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    Sora:hey is that Riku?
    Donald:Like he cares for you
    Goofy:Ahyuk
    Riku:*walks up to Sora* can I talk to you alone?
    Sora:*blushes* yes Riku!
    Riku:I have an confession
    Sora:*blushes more* me too
    Sora:You go first
    Riku:I...........I................ AM IN LOVE WITH WAFFLES AND PANCAKEZ~
    Sora:....
    Riku:Whats yours?
    Sora:Nothing *goes to plot how to get his attention*

    *later*

    Sora:Oh Riku~~~~
    Riku:I have another confesion!
    Sora:I hope it isn't about waff-
    Riku:I LOVE ROXAS!!
    Sora:..............you love my *spoiler*nobodie*sporiler*
    Riku:Yea, since KAiri is all up in your grill I chose Roxas over you. Whats your confesion?
    Sora:nvm
    Demyx pops up
    Demyx:Hey Sora! I love you
    Sora:I love you too!
    Demyx:Let's dance!
    Sora and Demyx dance to the FF Choboco song

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