heh this is part 2
Sephiroth: "What is Cloud doing?"
Sora: "Um, clouds?"
Sephiroth: "Really?"
Sora: "He said he was looking for someone."
Sephiroth: "Hm."
Sephiroth flies into the clouds. He sees Cloud and Aerith having a picnic in the clouds. Cloud and Aerith kiss.
Sephiroth: "Do you realize that I was down there?"
Cloud: "No, leave us alone, Sephiroth."
Aerith: "But Cloud, he's a guest!"
Cloud: "......"
Aerith: "Please, Sephiroth, join us."
Sephiroth: "Alright."
Sephiroth joins Aerith and knocks Cloud out of the clouds.
Sephiroth: "You know, Aerith, I never told you how beautiful you look. You look like a gorgeous pony I'd color pink."
Aerith: "Oh Sephiroth, stop!" (blushes)
Aerith forgets about Cloud and falls in love with Sephiroth.
Meanwhile...
Cloud: "Well, I might as well look for someone else to love.."
Cloud looks at Sora and Kairi on their picnic.
Cloud: "Sephiroth stole my pink girlfriend, I have every right to steal Sora's!
*ding* Cloud steals Sora's pink girlfriend!