Things KH Characters Would Never Say
I dont think there is a topic on this, so i'll start.
1. (Before Sephiroth Battle)
Sephiroth:What Is Cloud Doing?
Sora:Ummm....Line?
Director:"Beats Me"
Sora:Umm, beating his meat..I didn't know he had one...
(Sephiroth Falls Off Cliff Laughing)
2. Sephiroth:What Is Cloud Doing?
Sora:Aerith
(Sephiroth Falls Off Cliff Laughing)
Sephiroth: What is Cloud doing?
Sora: Your mom
Sephiroth: So he.....that worthless creature, ...is stealing virginity from mother
*Sora falls off cliff laughing*
Sora (to kairi): Come F**K me now!
Kairi: Nah Chill B.
Made by me
*Tron Farts*
Tron learned a new attack
Donald Duck: Thats not a new attack thats nasty!
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King Mickey: Donald put some pants on for god sake!
I never played KH but I still get a glipst on it so......(and I can't resist this kind of thread......)
Sephiroth:What is Cloud doing?
Sora:Your ass.
Sephiroth:Hmmm......I never knew he was behind me......
(Sora falls off cliff laughing)
or
Sephiroth:What is Cloud doing?
Sora:Tifa.
(Sephiroth falls off cliff laughing)
and
Yuffie:Where's my cheese cake?
Cid:I put it in my supreme dinner cuisine.
(Yuffie kills Cid)
and
Leon:The name's Squall!Nice to meet'cha!
and
Sephiroth:What is Cloud doing?
Sora:Omnislash.
(Sephiroth jumps off the cliff and commits suicide because he didn't want to die under Omnislash for the third time)
*WARNING: KH AND KH2 SPOILERS BELOW!*
Sora: "Ansem, is the Darkness stronger than the Light?"
Ansem (KH1): "No, no, no... quicker, easier and more seductive, though."
Sora: "This Keyblade is so heavy... I wish I'd have never got it! Oh, Riku!"
Riku/Ansem: "We wants the Keyblade! We cuts Sora's neck while he's sleeping, then we takes the precious back to ME!!"
(Sora wins the Hades Paradox Cup and summons Chicken Little.)
Sora and Chicken Little (singing): "Weee are the Champions, my friend, and we'll keep on fighting till the end!"
Sora (scared): "Do you want to know a secret?"
Donald and Goofy: "Huh?"
Sora: "... I see dead Heartless!"
People dislike FFIX because they're horrible idiots. - Kawaii Ryűkishi
"One-Winged Angel" is far and away the best final boss song ever
composed. - Kawaii Ryűkishi
This is set at the end of KHII while Sora and Riku are standed and sitting on the shore...
Riku: Sora, you realize that it will just be you and me for the rest of our lives, right?
Sora: What do you mean? We will get out of here...*long pause* Somehow...
Riku: Get real! Look around you! I do not see any way out.
Sora: *looks around* Good point...
*time passes*
Riku: So you know, we are at that age where we want to...you know...
Sora: Geez Riku, what are you talking about?
Riku: *exasperated sigh* What I mean is, we are standed here to the end of time and we will die virgins...unless...
Sora: Unless?
Riku: *sighs and shakes head* You are hopeless...*looks to Sora and smirks*
Sora: Riku, why are you looking at me like that?
Riku: Shh...*leans towards Sora*
Sora: *blushes*
*scene blacks out to some time later*
(01 Rin falls off cliff laughing) LOL, that was classic.Originally Posted by Omnislasher Draco
um, read at your own risk......................
(Sora is fighting Heartless and Nobodies in Hollow Bastion/(SPOILER)Radiant Garden)
Sora: (singing) Final Fantasy is an RPG, the only one I need is the RPG for me! Final Fantasy .. . .
Huh?
Leon: Sora! You have to see this! C'mon! (Sora follows Leon, still humming Techno De Chocobo and Leon joins)
Sora: WHAAAA.....? Kairi, what are you doing?
Riku: me.
Leon: (really into it now) FINAL FANTASY IS AN RPG, THE ONLY ONE I NEED IS THE RPG FOR ME! ! FINAL FANTASY IS ALL THAT I PLAY, ALL--
Yuffie: HIIIIIII-YAH! (Yuffie's shuriken stabs Leon in the back. He's falls.) Man! Was he annoying. (Looks at Sora, Riku, and Kairi's situation) Hey, that looks like fun! Can I join?
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We all spend most our lives livin' in Chocobo's Paradise
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Sora,Donald and Goofy at Tron's House
Tron:"Thank you for coming, now lets eat!"
Sora,Donald and Goofy: "Thanks"
Donald:"Hey this chicken en cake?!"
Tron:"Yes its my favortive food" *smiles*
Donald"Is there anything else instead of chicken en cake!"
*Donald looks everywhere in the kicten but only see Chicken en Cake and Juice*
Donald"WHATS WRONG WITH YOU TRON!!,.......Tron?"
Sora:"He went to the bathroom, here have some"
*Donald Screams*
Goofy:"Gosh this is the best, i should add this favlor in my 900 and 9090 favlor of Ice Creams" ^_^
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*YuRiPa meet Sora,Donald and Goofy the second time*
Yuna:"Where's Maleficent?"
Sora:"She went to go take a dump"
Rikku:"Sick old women!"
Paine:"I knew we shoudn't been on her side"
Sora:"Well why don't you go on Leon side they can always use some help."
Yuna:"Does this Leon take dumps too?"
Donald:"Really, I remeber two years ago when we were practicing fight and Leon took along time to come out"
Goofy:"Nasty guy he told me that i was pretty!"
SDYRP:"Okay..."
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Malificent: I like pink flowers in particular
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Maleficent: My, Pete, this castle is lovely, why don't we take it?
Pete: BUILD YOUR OWN DAMN CASTLE!!! *leaves*
Maleficent: sheesh...what's with him?
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