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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonface View Post
    *Ding! Sora learn "Horny Attack"*
    lol wonder what that attack looks like

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    ~ Far, far, far away...just after KH2 ~

    Cap. Hook: Hey, where did everyone go?

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    sora: why have i got this keyblade now again
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    Sora: If i had a dollar for every brain you didnt have...id have 1 dollar!
    Goofy: Whats a dollar?
    Sora:.......line!
    Director:Beats me
    Sora:ummm....beating meat...
    Sephiroth:hahahhaha *Falls off cliff laughing*

    The end
    *in reference to my 1st post*
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    Cloud: Sephiroth, let's just be friends

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    ~ At TWTNW ~

    Riku: Are you sure this going to work?*Holding a girl panties with a 12 on it*
    Mickey: Yes I sure, the morons can't tell who we are unless if we're dumber than them, we would show our face.
    Riku: *talking to himself* Your ears are a dead give-away.
    ~ On The Altar of Naught ~
    Demyx: BOSS!
    Xemnas: WHAT DID TOLD YOU NUMBER NINE!!
    Demyx: Sorry...but do we have a member that has two big round ears?
    Xemnas: No...why?
    Demyx: I saw one.
    Xemnas: I see...THERE A MOUSE RUNNING IN THIS WORLD!!!!!
    Saïx (In his bedroom, awaken): WHERE??? *Summoning his claymore, ran and found Riku and Mickey* DIE MOUSE!!!!! ROXAS, HELP ME TO KILL THIS MOUSE!
    Mickey: HOW THE HECK HE KNOW???? Wait, who is Roxas?
    Riku (Thinking to himself): There no one else so that guy did though that I'm Roxas, that leave he know King Mickey is not his bubby because of his ears.
    Riku (out loud): Nice knowning you, dimwitted mouse. NOW DIE!
    Mickey (Thinking to himself): Why would Riku say that? Wait a minute...NOW I GET WHAT RIKU TALKING ABOUT.
    Mickey (out loud): GOD DAMN MY EARS.

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    Cloud: Hey Sephiroth
    Sephiroth: What
    Cloud: ....I....I think......I think i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    ~ Before Batteling Sephiroth (in KH1) ~

    Sephiroth: Wheres Cloud?
    *Sora is dumbfold in one minuter, laghting the next*
    Sephiroth: Whats so funny?
    *Pop!, Cloud's head is sticking out of Sephiroth's butt*
    Cloud: That sould do for my Bio class homework.
    Sephiroth: crap...

    ~ Before Batteling Sephiroth (in KH2) ~

    Sephiroth: Wheres Tifa?
    Sora: What about Cloud?
    Sephiroth: OMG, OMG, I NEED TO TAKE A DUMP!!!!!
    *Who came out of Sephiroth's butt is Cloud and Tifa*
    Goofy: OMG, he gave birth. Twins.
    Everyone else: WTF is goofy thinking of?

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    Quote Originally Posted by leader of mortals View Post
    Dr.M: Thats funi!
    Seifer: thats not how you spell funny!!!!!
    *Seifer chases Dr.M for hours with Sephiroth`s katana*
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    ~ At the time Sora left Goofy behind to join Donald and Mickey ~

    *A minute after Sora left*
    Goofy: Good, Now let the meeting start.
    Pete: So, what are we doing boss.
    Demyx: yea sir, I don't want to stay fake dead.
    Sephiroth: My lord, we have done the first part of your plans to take Kingdom Hearts.
    Goofy: Alright. When I say "Xeamns is Mansex", start the 'Part 2 plan'.
    Pete,Demyx&Sephiroth: YES SIR.
    Goofy: Good, now lets get back to our rolls before someone or someNOone will know what are we up to.
    *Goofy start running to Sora as its part of his roll.*

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    OMG ANSEM'S ORGANIZATION NAME COULD BE MANSEX!!!

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    ~ In pride land... ~

    Sora: Come on guys, I need something to eat.
    Goofy: All I got is plants.
    Donald: Give me some!
    Sora (Thinking to himself): But I'm a lion, lions don't eat plant...*Start giving Donald a creeply looks*...I wonder what Donald's like.
    Sora: Mnnnnn Donald...
    Donald: What the...
    *Sora pound Donald down and then eat him up like a wild cat*
    Goofy: That a nice trick Sora, where did you learn that?
    Text:*Ding* Sora learn 'Wild Prey'.

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    (From KH2)

    Xeanort: i feel... constapated...
    Sora:...
    Donald:....
    Goofy:.....
    Riku:YAY!

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    ~ In Raccoon City ~

    Sora: Um guys...?
    Donald&Goofy: WHAT?
    Sora: Where are we?
    Goofy: I don't know, huk huk huk.
    Donald: Yen Sid send us the wrong world, lets...
    ???: STARS!!!
    Sora: What was...that...?
    *Sora turn around and look at the one eye Nemesis (From Resident Evil 3), Sora wet his pants and ran away*
    Sora: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
    Nemesis: STARS...?*Bing*KEYBEARER.
    *Nemesis ran after Sora. Donald and Goofy are dumbfold.*
    Donald: What are we going to do?
    ...And our four heroes Sora, Donald, Goofy and their new friend (or pet?) Nemesis still going to where Yen Sid send them (for a second time).

    ~ In Silent Hill ~

    Sora: Ummm...
    Donald: I DON'T KNOW SORA!!!
    Goofy: Why not ask Nemesis, he might know where are we.
    Nemesis: *Growled* SILENT HILL *Growled*
    Sora: So he does know WHERE are we...wait a second...*Look at the map (thought no idea how got in the first place)* GOD DAMN IT!!!! WRONG PLACE AGAIN!!!!
    *James (From Silent Hill 2) ran and found our heroes*
    James: Hay guy. Have you see my wife, Mary.
    Donald: THAT ####'IN YEN A$$ SID H@!$, I'LL KILL HIM!!!!!!!!
    Still much later in a third world( a random forest)

    Sora: Where are we now???
    Goofy: Ahyuck, I dunno.
    Sora: That doen't help at all.
    Donald: Well we better be in the right place or I'm using Fla...
    ???: BELIVE IT!!!!
    All: WTF???
    *Naruto leaps out of Bush*
    Naruto Belive it ( Repeats for several hours)
    Nemisis: PEST:rolleyes2
    Goofy: Look out a heartless
    *A shadow enters the keyhole*
    Sora: uhh, bye
    *Sora and co enter Gummi ship*
    Naruto: Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it (world dissapears)
    Donald: QWAAAK YEN SID!!!!!!
    ...As our five heroes (Yes James just tag along)...

    ~ On Halo ~

    James: Are we there yet?
    Goofy: NO!!!!!!!
    {Repete for hours}
    Donald: YOU TWO JUST STFU!!!!!
    Sora: Where are we?
    Nemesis: Ha...
    Sora: I KNOW, I KNOW!!!! WE'RE AT HALO!!!!!
    *A yellow Bounty Hunter rolled to Sora, stand up*
    AYBH: Who the heck are you?
    Sora: I'm Sora, thats duck is Donald, Dog's Goofy, the man whos pissing goofy of is James, and last is Nemesis. What's yours, sir?
    *AYBH took his hemlet and show...is a SHE*
    Samus: Its Samus Aran (From Metroid Games) , the BOUNTY HUNTRESS.
    *Ding! Samus join team*
    {5 secends later}
    Sora: Oh boy....
    *Ding! Sora learn "Horny Attack"*
    *Ding! Samus & Nemesis learn "Twin Rockets"*
    As of our six heroes sitll keep on going and end up another place that anyone is not sure where they are...

    ~ At Big Shell, Stuld A ~

    Donald: WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?
    Sora: Hey, don't look at me. Goofy was the one that flying the gummy ship...
    Nemesis: WE'RE AT BIG SHELL.
    Samus: How the heck you know?
    *Nemesis point to a big sign with two big readable words 'Big Shell'*
    Samus: Oh.
    *Solid Snake and Raiden (From Metal Gear Solid 2) show up*
    SS: Oh right kid, do you where Metal Gear is?
    Raiden: Snake! Don't have time to Q&A, not only we got enemies troops behind us but also with a help with the white thing...*A Dusk show up*...THERES ONE!
    Sora&Donald: NOBODIES!

    ~ As to what Goofy and James says the whole time while everyone else is doing... ~

    James: Are we there yet?
    Goofy: NO!
    *This been repete the whole time*

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