Things KH Characters Would Never Say

**Ozmoid** · 08-31-2006, 10:27 PM

Riku: If i grow my hair reeealy long, i can cosplay as sephiroth! Then people will think i'm cool![Sorry to all cosplayers out there, but i just think it's stupid for over 13's]

Seifer: We are the discplinary commitee! Raijin, Fuijin and,for no apparent reason, Vivi, form the better game that followed ours!

Sora: Cloud! Sephiroth has returned to life, for a 4th/5th time!
Cloud: That's it! if i can't kill him with several hundred sword wounds, i'll have to do this old skool!
Sora: Then...can i..
Cloud: No, i already said donald could be the DM.

**Aeondo** · 09-03-2006, 06:32 AM

Sora: FINALLY! I got 10 thousand munny! flippen sweet!
Goofy:Hey, Sora, look what I got
shoves a pile of elven bandanas at sora
Sora: Goofy....how much did this cost?
Goofy:uhhh Gwarsh maybe about 9000
Sora:goofy you frikin idiot. I can synthesize 1000 divine bandanas for free
sora is now in final form for the first time with a murdurous look in his eye. Sora charges and in 10 seconds flat goofy is unconsous,with stars floating above his head
Donald:Sora!!! SCREW YOU!!! Ive been wanting to levitate for years now and with a sudden flash of light,its impossible for you to touch the ground for the next 5 min!?!?!
I narrorate alot here goes-donald and sora argue over this sudden mishap and they hear "here we go" they look and goofy is now consious again.....donald casts blizzaga and goofy is now encased in a block of ice. Sora hi fives donald and they walk away as if nothing happened

**Jessweeee♪** · 09-04-2006, 12:32 AM

XDDDDD

**Crimson** · 09-04-2006, 11:29 AM

(during kingdom hearts jus before battle with ansem at the end)

Ansem: Kingdom hearts...return to fartness

SDG: Wha???

Director: CUT!

*director walks in and shoots ansem*

Director: [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]in union actors

Riku: whos gonna play ansem now???

*director shoots riku too*

Sora: now whos gonna play riku?!

Director: ahhhh we dont need a riku (since square are asking me too much money to use the name of that rikku girl for our riku

)

Director: anyways....

*at kingdom hearts try outs for the part of ansem*

Zell: so you have come all this way and u still do not get it- thats not right is it

Director: NEXT!

Kefka: i have joined with the darkness- oh now thats just gross!

Director: NEXT!

Quina: ahem, ive come to see the door to this world

Director: [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] it, youll do

**Frozen Phantom** · 09-10-2006, 08:03 AM

(some time during KH1-2 (i dont care and it doesnt matter))

Sora: hey donald
donald: yeah?
Sora: its werid thats theres soo many heartless i mean come on is everyone in this world evil...
Donald: well if everyone had the IQ to vote accept kind mickey as our king, i guess the world really is full of evil

*meanwhile at disney castle*

mickey:*sitting on lazy-boy and drinking a beer*
*royal guard enters room*
royal guard:sire a large number of heartless are heading towards the castle...what is your plan of action
mickey: ugh....can you ask me this after the game...just get sora to do it.
royal guard: *cough*jackass*cough*
mickey: i heard that....
royal guard: gulp

*back at sora and the others*

sora:yep....the worlds really are full of dumbasses and villans

(i know it sucks....its like 2am and i had an idea....WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT CHAINSAW...AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

*we are experencing techincal difficulties*

(*covered in flesh wounds and blood* ugh....im done for tonight...next time im bring a f**king ak-47)

**Frozen Phantom** · 09-11-2006, 03:34 AM

srry for the double post,I wont be able to get on for awhile and i thought of a really good one.(-50 points for DP)

(KH2 right before Seph battle)

Sephiroth:what is cloud doing
*Tifa walk over*
Tifa:himself
*Sora and Sephiroth fall off cliff laughing*

**Griff** · 09-11-2006, 10:37 PM

Tron: You are a good user.
Sora: Are you kidding? The only time I've ever gone near a computer before now is to download porn...

**Crimson** · 09-12-2006, 06:55 AM

sora: stupid computer!
*starts bashing it*
computer: stupid retard!
*computer kicks sora in the balls

**_yeojina_** · 09-13-2006, 12:40 PM

Sora: Kairi?

Kairi: Yes?

Sora: You do realise that I'm stuck with all this fanmail...

Kairi: Yes, so?

Sora: Help me sort it out, dammit.

Kairi: No.

Sora: I'll give you a kiss, a hug and a Moogle Plushie.

Kairi: Deal.

Sora: Actually, forget it. I have an easier way.

Sora then casts Firaga on all his mail.

Kairi: ...Can I still have my--

Sora: No.

Kairi: Please?

Sora: No.

Kairi: If you don't...

Sora: You'll be with Riku?

Kairi: Yes.

Sora: ...

**01 Rin** · 09-14-2006, 10:32 PM

lol

Sora: Hey. Riku?

Riku: Yeah? What?

Sora: *stares at Riku*

Riku: *stares at Sora*

Sora: Why are you wearing a pink tutu?

Riku: I'm trying out for the Nutcracker.

**ShadowArk** · 09-15-2006, 01:15 AM

Sepheroth: "You three"

*He turns around*

Sepheroth: "Do you think these wings make me look fat?":kaolaugh:

**master axel** · 09-19-2006, 10:35 PM

saix:goodbye crul wrold {dies

}

**finaloblivion** · 09-21-2006, 03:32 AM

(when Sora, Riku and Kairi are reunited in Castle Oblivion)
Sora: Riku? Is that really you?
Kairi: Uh...Sora......I'm here too ya know!
Sora: (pushes Kaira onto the ground) Riku it really is you! Wait hold on...
(Sora cups Xehanorts/Riku's balls right quick)
Riku: hmmmmm.....
Kairi: Holy [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]!!! Why couldn't i see it before? (pukes)
Sora: oooohh yea, i know these balls...

**leader of mortals** · 09-25-2006, 11:49 AM

lol errr heres mine

Axel: hey Sora I hate Roxas
Sora:Wha
*Roxas rips himself out of sora*
*Sora is dead so he reloads*
Axel: YES!!!!!!!!!!! Your here!!!!!! IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!!!
*Roxas kills Axel*
*Sora finally reloads*
Sora: I`ll kill you!!!
Roxas: I will just reload
Sora Damn
*Roxas and Sora fight for 100 hours and they keep on reloading*
Sora: Dang
Roxas: Dang
*PS2 is shut off*
Roxas and Sora: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

**Jessweeee♪** · 09-26-2006, 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by leader of mortals

lol errr heres mine

Axel: hey Sora I hate Roxas
Sora:Wha
*Roxas rips himself out of sora*
*Sora is dead so he reloads*
Axel: YES!!!!!!!!!!! Your here!!!!!! IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!!!
*Roxas kills Axel*
*Sora finally reloads*
Sora: I`ll kill you!!!
Roxas: I will just reload
Sora Damn
*Roxas and Sora fight for 100 hours and they keep on reloading*
Sora: Dang
Roxas: Dang
*PS2 is shut off*
Roxas and Sora: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I loled and loled

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