Things KH Characters Would Never Say

[leader of mortals]

yay im popular!!!

anyway i have another

This takes place in KH2

*Cloud is walking down to traverse town*
Cloud: Where the [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] is everybody
*he goes to cid`s accesory shop*
Cloud: Where are they!!!!!!!
*goes out and goes to merlin`s house*
Cloud: Damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Cloud walks out and finds 50 million heartless*
Cloud now im mad
*pulls out his sword only to find a fish*
Cloud: DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*his fish gets eaten so org.13 accidently throws the stick at cloud instead of Roxas*
Cloud:wtf!!!!
:twak: :twak: :twak: :twak: :twak: :twak:

[Axel21]

Cloud: I want you to stay here.
Aeris: So that I won't be there when you disappear again?
Cloud: Look who's talking!! You were the one who died!!!

[leader of mortals]

lol

anyways heres mine

Sephiroth: I love pink and fragrent flowers
*Sephiroth chasing aerith with his sword*
Aerith: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sephiroth: But i like them better dead

[Axel21]

cool!

Here's another:
Axel (to Marluxia): Who the Hell are you, the Grim Reaper's homosexual cousin?


No offense

[Xaldin_XIII]

hahahahaha nice.

Riku to Sora: Lets do it right here right now. (hes not talkin bout fighting)

[Jessweeee♪]

Nice caption :P
(I've bee RPing too much, I almost typed OOC before that)

[Brennan]

*When Kairi and Namine are stuck on the world that never was*
Namine:*thinks, then pulls red bottle out of little pouch*
Kairi: How the hell can you drink beer in this situation?!
Namine:*Sprouts wings* Because it's Redbull!!!
Kairi:Why didn't you think of this before?!
Namine: I'm just a natural blond... I'm slow.
Kairi:

[Jessweeee♪]

*When Kairi and Namine are stuck on the world that never was*
Namine:*thinks, then pulls red bottle out of little pouch*
Kairi: How the hell can you drink beer in this situation?!
Namine:*Sprouts wings* Because it's Redbull!!!
Kairi:Why didn't you think of this before?!
Namine: I'm just a natural blond... I'm slow.
Kairi:

Red Bull Gives You Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings!!!!
XD

[leader of mortals]

Sora: Hi Kairi
Kairi: Hi Sora
Riku: Hi Kairi, Hi Sora
Sora and Kairi: Hi Riku
Goofy: Hi Sora, Hi Kairi, Hi Riku
Donald: Hi Sora, Hi Kairi, Hi Riku, Hi Goofy
Tidus: Hi Sora, Hi Kairi, Hi Riku, Hi Goofy, Hi Donald
Wakka: Hi Sora, Hi Kairi, Hi Riku, Hi Goofy, Hi Donald, Hi Tidus
Selphie: Hi Sora, Hi Kairi, Hi Riku, Hi Goofy, Hi Donald, Hi Tidus, Hi Wakka
*Xemnas comes up*
Xemnas: Bye Sora, Bye Kairi, Bye Riku, Bye Goofy, Bye Donald, Bye Tidus, Bye Wakka, Bye Selphie
*Xemnas kills them all as they are saying hi to eachother*
Marluxia: They couldnt even say "Hi Everyone"
Xemnas: Dang i should have said bye everyone cause now im tired

Meh it sucked

[Axel21]

Namine: Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: :...Whatever.
(Goes out and dyes hair black)
(A while later...)
Namine: : Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: :o_O...
(Goes out and dyes hair brown)
(A while later...)
Namine: : Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: :O_o...(wtf... )
(Goes out and dyes hair red)
(A while later...)
Namine: : Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: : Damn! OK, fine! Don't sell to me! But how can you know my hair color?
Salesman: Because this is a television, madam...


PS: No offence

[Jessweeee♪]

XD
yeah...i've got nothing else to contribute except for a nice exdeeeeee.

[Griff]

Namine: Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: :...Whatever.
(Goes out and dyes hair black)
(A while later...)
Namine: : Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: :o_O...
(Goes out and dyes hair brown)
(A while later...)
Namine: : Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: :O_o...(wtf... )
(Goes out and dyes hair red)
(A while later...)
Namine: : Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: : Damn! OK, fine! Don't sell to me! But how can you know my hair color?
Salesman: Because this is a television, madam...


PS: No offence

Meanwhile: Across the road:

Roxas: Excuse me sir. Do you have any more anal deoderant in stock?
Salesman: We don't sell anal deoderant kid.
Roxas: Sure you do. I bought some here last week.
Salesman: Look kid, I have no idea what you're talking about.
(Roxas runs home and brings back the case)
Salesman: This is regular deoderant.
Roxas: No it isn't, look at the instructions at the back. "To apply, push up rear."

[yojimbosoul]

Donald: It's the keyhole, Sora, seal it with the Keyblade!
Sora: Oh, I left that at home
Donald: You left what at home?
Sora: the key-ey, bladey thingy
Donald: Wha? Why would you do that?
Sora: So I could carry the cupcake *begins devouring cupcake*
Donald: Dang! We have to find a way to seal it.
*Sora starts crying*
Donald: It's okay, there's nothing to cry about.
Sora *sniff* I miss my cupcake.

This is so funny!!!!! ( and cute )

[Brennan]

Roxas: WTF?!
Hayner: Why do you kep talking to me if you didn't earn enough mummy?
Roxas: Damn X button's broken.

*When Roxas accadintaly throws the stick and it hits Riku*
Riku: What u do that for?!?!
Roxas: I'm sorry!!!
Riku: *looking to see if nones around* :twak: :twak: :twak: :twak: :twak: :twak: :twak:
Roxas: *Selects headband option* WHY DID I THROW THAT DAMN STICK?!?! Oh yeah the X button's broken. Owowowowowowowowowowow.

[Twilight Edge]

*When Kairi and Namine are stuck on the world that never was*
Namine:*thinks, then pulls red bottle out of little pouch*
Kairi: How the hell can you drink beer in this situation?!
Namine:*Sprouts wings* Because it's Redbull!!!
Kairi:Why didn't you think of this before?!
Namine: I'm just a natural blond... I'm slow.
Kairi:

Red Bull Gives You Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings!!!!
XD

LOLZ IT'S THE REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS JOKE!!

You can never hate it.