One day, Organization XIII and Namine got bored and set up an opera based on an episode of Futurama!
Axel: Look, what do you want?
Xemnas: I WANT MY HANDS BACK! AHAHAHAHA!!
Axel: NEVER! A deal’s a deal, even with a dirty dealer!
Xemnas: Very well, then I’ll take what I want FROM LARXENE.
Larxene: WHOA!*gets dragged on stage*
Xemnas: Larxene has promised me her HAND.
*crowd gasps*
Larxene: Axel you do not understand!
*cue soft music and spotlight*
Larxene: I should’ve revealed I’ve been deafened by Demyx, the shame, the SHAME. But I feared you stopped writing this musical splendor, deception is the curse of my whimsical gender, he gave me mechanical ears. Effective though just a bit garish, in return without shedding a tear, I agreed that I’d give him my HAND.
Xemnas: In marriage.
Larxene: What?
Xemnas: You’ll give me your hand IN MARRIAGE.
Roxas: Is this really happening, or just be in stage?
Zexion: It can’t be real.
Namine: Now that Larxene is encaged.
Larxene: That isn’t what I’ve meant, that isn’t what I’ve signed!
Xemnas: You should’ve checked the wording in my FINE……PRINT.
Larxene: I’ll give you my hand……
Xemnas/Larxene: *low sound*In marriage.
Demyx: The use of words expressing something other than their little real intention……now, THAT, IS, IRONY.
*Lexaeus gets dragged on stage*
Xemnas: I will marry her now, and confine her to tell. How drow, how DROW. Where sticks is a river, and not just a man, to the play our reception if all goes as planned, *demonic music*UNLESS AXEL YOU SURRENDER MY HANDS!
*cue sad music and spotlight*
Axel: Destiny has cheated me, by forcing me to decide upon, the woman that I idolize, or the hands of man I torn upon. Without these hands, I can’t complete the opera that was captivating her. But if I keep them, and she marries him, then he probably won’t…… want me dating her.
*crowd cheers*
Luxord: Grughgggg.
Marluxia: Very well! Encore!
*dramatic music*
Zexion: I can’t believe the devil is so unforgiving.
Vexen: I can’t believe everybody’s just that BELIEVING.
Lexaeus: BY THE POWERS THIS DELINQUENT IN THE STATES OF WHOLE NEW YORK……
*very dramatic music*
Axel: NOOOOOO!*pushes them apart* STOP! TAKE MY HANDS! YOU EVIL……METAL……DORK!!!!*sob*
Xemnas: AHAHAHAH!!!
Larxene: *gasp*
*slash*
FIN.