Scene: The one paradox battle you face cloud, or any battle with cloud
Cloud: *farts*
Sora: *faints*
Goofy: *Goes up to smell Cloud's fart*
Goofy: *sniff sniff*
Cloud: what the HELL are you doing!
Goofy: I'm a dog remember.
Scene: The one paradox battle you face cloud, or any battle with cloud
Cloud: *farts*
Sora: *faints*
Goofy: *Goes up to smell Cloud's fart*
Goofy: *sniff sniff*
Cloud: what the HELL are you doing!
Goofy: I'm a dog remember.
Our 8 heroes, yak yak yak, something for Yen Sid, yak yak yak, anyway...Originally Posted by Dragonface
As of our six heroes sitll keep on going and end up another place that anyone is not sure where they are......As our five heroes (Yes James just tag along)...Still much later in a third world( a random forest)...And our four heroes Sora, Donald, Goofy and their new friend (or pet?) Nemesis still going to where Yen Sid send them (for a second time).
~ In Silent Hill ~
Sora: Ummm...
Donald: I DON'T KNOW SORA!!!
Goofy: Why not ask Nemesis, he might know where are we.
Nemesis: *Growled* SILENT HILL *Growled*
Sora: So he does know WHERE are we...wait a second...*Look at the map (thought no idea how got in the first place)* GOD DAMN IT!!!! WRONG PLACE AGAIN!!!!
*James (From Silent Hill 2) ran and found our heroes*
James: Hay guy. Have you see my wife, Mary.
Donald: THAT ####'IN YEN A$$ SID H@!$, I'LL KILL HIM!!!!!!!!
Sora: Where are we now???
Goofy: Ahyuck, I dunno.
Sora: That doen't help at all.
Donald: Well we better be in the right place or I'm using Fla...
???: BELIVE IT!!!!
All: WTF???
*Naruto leaps out of Bush*
Naruto Belive it( Repeats for several hours)
Nemisis: PEST:rolleyes2
Goofy: Look out a heartless
*A shadow enters the keyhole*
Sora: uhh, bye
*Sora and co enter Gummi ship*
Naruto: Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it (world dissapears)
Donald: QWAAAK YEN SID!!!!!!
~ On Halo ~
James: Are we there yet?
Goofy: NO!!!!!!!
{Repete for hours}
Donald: YOU TWO JUST STFU!!!!!
Sora: Where are we?
Nemesis: Ha...
Sora: I KNOW, I KNOW!!!! WE'RE AT HALO!!!!!
*A yellow Bounty Hunter rolled to Sora, stand up*
AYBH: Who the heck are you?
Sora: I'm Sora, thats duck is Donald, Dog's Goofy, the man whos pissing goofy of is James, and last is Nemesis. What's yours, sir?
*AYBH took his hemlet and show...is a SHE*
Samus: Its Samus Aran (From Metroid Games) , the BOUNTY HUNTRESS.
*Ding! Samus join team*
{5 secends later}
Sora: Oh boy....
*Ding! Sora learn "Horny Attack"*
*Ding! Samus & Nemesis learn "Twin Rockets"*
~ At Big Shell, Stuld A ~
Donald: WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?
Sora: Hey, don't look at me. Goofy was the one that flying the gummy ship...
Nemesis: WE'RE AT BIG SHELL.
Samus: How the heck you know?
*Nemesis point to a big sign with two big readable words 'Big Shell'*
Samus: Oh.
*Solid Snake and Raiden (From Metal Gear Solid 2) show up*
SS: Oh right kid, do you where Metal Gear is?
Raiden: Snake! Don't have time to Q&A, not only we got enemies troops behind us but also with a help with the white thing...*A Dusk show up*...THERES ONE!
Sora&Donald: NOBODIES!
~ As to what Goofy and James says the whole time while everyone else is doing... ~
James: Are we there yet?
Goofy: NO!
*This been repete the whole time*
~ At Space Paranoids ~
Sora: OK Donald, WTF ARE WE DOING HERE?
Donald: The King said so.
Snake: Which King?
Raiden: Donald's King, who else? Simba, the lion king?
Donald: Both of them, Simba AND Mickey.
Samus: *look at Nemesis* What are we going to do?
Nemesis: I don't know...
???: Hello friends.
Sora&Donald: TRON!
Tron: WOW! You guys got lots of new friends, you don't mind if me and my TWO brothers to join you?
Sora: Who?
Tron: Megaman and Zero, who else...
~ As to what Goofy and James says the whole time while everyone else is doing, again... ~
James: Are we there yet?
Goofy: NO!
*This been repete the whole time, again*
hahahaha! enough said!
*the end of kh2 when kairi brings king mickeys bottle to sora and riku*
kairi: I....GO....T.........THIS.....B..O..TTTLE.......
sora:wow!a free beer!wait a--
riku:no wonder shes out of breath.she must have drunk that thing in 5 seconds flat!!
sora*thinking*she hasnt been this out of breath since that night in vegas.....
Catapultam habeo.Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis,ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
Ansem- "Kingdom Hearts... fill me... with the power of moogles!!!"
Sora- "What??"
*a mog flies out of the door*
Mog- "Kupo!!!"
*mog explodes, everyone dies*
T3H 3NDZ0RZ!!!
THE MOOGLE IS DEAD?!?!NNNNNUUUUUUU!!!!!
Catapultam habeo.Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis,ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
Sephiroth:Ok lets go and...
Sora:uh...lines?
Director:stuff this...
Sephiroth:Ok lets go and stuff this
XD
That's my favorite, kupo, I think...
:mog:
Demxy's sick joke...
~ In the TWTNW, one of Mens Restroom ~
*Xemnas, Xalid and Axel were taking a pee...*
Demxy: Dance Water Dance.
*Three Nobodies' piss end up in their mouth/nose*
1,3&8: DEMXY!!!!!
Demxy: Oh crap...Dance Water Dance!
This takes place in Traverse Town:
Aerith: For the last time Leon, Xehanort is not working with Traverse Town's hotel!.
Leon: The facts are all here Aerith! Xehanort takes down a world, and then, the survivors buy a room in the Hotel! It's also a plot in Real Estate! I mean, Cid bought his own shop and Merlin has his own Cave.
Aerith: So you're saying Xehanort works for Traverse Town.
Leon: And Maleficent too!
Cid: Alright Aerith the papers are signed. Leon You're going to a "happy house"
Leon: *Desperate voice* I'm not crazy!
Yuffie: Bye Leon
Leon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Leon is dragged off to a sylum*
*meanwhile*
Xehanort: Six newcomers my master.
President of Traverse Town: Thank you, my student *starts to laugh crazily*
Demyx's sick joke 2
~ In the TWTNW, Xaldin's room ~
Demyx: Oh Xaldin, I got you a PET!*Dragging a Wind Dragon*
Xaldin: GO AWAY NOBODY WANTABEE!
Demyx: But it got Wind, the same element as you.
*Dragon has farted*
Xaldin: O.o *Died on the spot*
Demyx: P.U. I DIDN'T MENT 'THAT' KIND OF WIND...Xaldin?
~ In the room with no.12 ~
Axel: Lex, Oh Lex. GOD DAMN IT GIRL, THE BOSS WANT TO...
*Dragon's fart enter the room, (Burnable gas + Axel = Building on fire) BOOM*
Axel: She's going to kill me...
~ Xemnas' Room ~
Xemnas: Ok Xigbar, I'll talk to Xaldin about your eye...
*Dragon's fart enter the room*
Xigbar: Eek. I konw you love to fart where ever you like but with Axel running around, we WILL be join to the HOMELESS PEOPLE.
Xemnas: But I didn't...
*Fire burning the building*
Xemnas: FIRE!
http://psycrowe.deviantart.com/galle...Kingdom+Hearts
These are AWESOME(look at the ones on page 2 first, then they'll make sense)
~Later Sora and Goofy return to Disney Castle to talk to King Mickey~
Mickey: Good you guys just in time for...wait a minute, wheres Donald?
Sora: Ummm...
Goofy: A lion ate him.
Mickey: Realy? Good, that makes getting rid of Donald much easier, now...
Donald (Inside Sora's belly): I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS GUYS!!!!
Mickey&Goofy: O.O *Looking at Sora*
Sora: What?
After completing KH1:
*Sora runs to Kiari*
Sora: I'll come back for you I promise
*Kiaria nods and they are now finally separated and cannot hear eachother*
Sora: Well thankfor that! Finally I can start living like a real man no string attached! Now where's Riku? I need him...
*Sora does sad lovey dovey face*
I know it's bad but it's in the making I'm busy atm so I don't have much time.
Argh!!! That chicken sandwich is out for it's revenge!!
Xemnas not the only one has a bad name...
Axel: OOOOHHHHHHH MANSEX! You got a LOVE LETTER from...Linda?
Xemnas: Keep that up and I'll kick you where...
Axel, Demyx & Roxas: 'MANSEX AND LINDA SITTING IN A TREE, H-U-M-P-I-N-G'
Xemnas: THATS IT! I QUIT! AS OF NOW, Naminé is your new leader.*Stom off*
Axel, Demyx & Roxas: Oh shi...
~ Elsewhere ~
Xaldin: YOU FAGGIT! I TOLD YOU TO TAKE MY LOVE LETTER TO Naminé, NOT XEMNAS!
Saïx: *crying* ...Sorry... *crying*
OOC: It took me some time to come up with this...Whos Linda you ask? well 'X' + Linda = Xaldin
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