linda. lol.
linda. lol.
~ Meanwhile, next door... ~Originally Posted by Griff
Namine: Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: :...Whatever.
(Goes out and dyes hair black)
(A while later...)
Namine: : Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: :o_O...
(Goes out and dyes hair brown)
(A while later...)
Namine: : Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: :O_o...(wtf...)
(Goes out and dyes hair red)
(A while later...)
Namine: : Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: : Damn! OK, fine! Don't sell to me! But how can you know my hair color?
Salesman: Because this is a television, madam...
PS: No offence
Meanwhile: Across the road:
Roxas: Excuse me sir. Do you have any more anal deoderant in stock?
Salesman: We don't sell anal deoderant kid.
Roxas: Sure you do. I bought some here last week.
Salesman: Look kid, I have no idea what you're talking about.
(Roxas runs home and brings back the case)
Salesman: This is regular deoderant.
Roxas: No it isn't, look at the instructions at the back. "To apply, push up rear."
Demyx: Excuse me sir. Do you have another PS3?
Saleman: Thats the 51st time you ask and got a PS3s, what happen to the others?
Demyx: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.......
Axel: This is my first time here...*walk to the saleman's ear*...Do you have any 'WATER-POOF' PS3?*walk back to where he was*
Saleman: We don't have...
Salegirl: *starting to work* Hey Joe, we got some new mod version of PS3...
'Joe': Amy...what does the new 'mod' has?
'Amy': Well...1) 2x more powerful. 2) Its Water-poof. 3)...
Axel: WE'RE TAKE ONE, Miss Amy. How much?
'Amy': Well its 5x more than a normal PS3 but...If I sleep with him... *Point to Demyx* ...You can pay 5x LESS than a normal PS3.
Axel(To himself): Demyx does NEED to get ley with a girl AND have a girlfriend so...
Axel: Deal.
Demyx: .....mmmmmmmmmmmm...They got wet...Uh?
What about...
Xenmas=Mansex
and
Xigbar=Bigrax
<a href="http://ff-fan.com"
Theres a topic for that thing.
Sora: Kairi, you're a damn fine bitch
Kaira: Thanks
Demyx: (playing his sitar)......
Org XIII: WOOT!!!DEMYX!!!!
(Larxene enters room, angry and sparking electricity)
Larxene: WHO TOOK MY DIARY!!!
(Demyx doesn't notice Larxene and does his fointain finally)
Demyx:YEA..BBBBZZZZTTTTTTT...(dead)
Larxene:uhhh....(walks away whistling)
And the lesson is don't use electricity near water.
~ Before Sora's Turn in KH2 ~
Roxas: Your lucky, my holidays are over. Or is it...?*Pull out a Dagger and cut Sora's chest*
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH...X_X
Roxas: *Pull out Sora's/Roxas' Heart* Yoink
* 'Ping' Roxas stole Sora's Heart*
MGS3: TIME PARDOX!
Roxas: Crap...*GAME OVER PLAYER*
Player: Thats it? YOU MOTHER F###ER!
Squall, Sora and Kairi are hanging out in Radient gardens then Tifa walks past
Squall:Man, I'd hit that, all day and night.
Sora:Yeah, me too.
Kairi:I already have.
continued
Sora: man, lesbians are always the hottest
Kairi: Me or Tifa?
Squall: you
Kairi:... Im under 18
Squall: damn
o.o
Those are very good!
Someday I'll contribute more than just "roflwaffle XD lolkrispies" and such by writing the best little skit EVAR!
Roxas: Hayner, Im NOT sorry.
Hayner:
Sora:waffles
Kairi:Straners have the best candy
Fat kids are harder to Kidnap.
Sora: Hey, Roxas.
Roxas: I love you Sora.
Sora: ... what?
Roxas: Uh, I love you.
Sora: ... i thought Leon was the gay one.
Young and Stupid, left wide open. Hearts are wasted, lives are broken.
[xander]Maximum sig height is 250 pixels. ~ your friendly neighbourhood Cid's Knight.[/xander]
Sephiroth: Sora, I want your keybalde
Donald: WTF????? Your sword is like ten times the size of his dinky weapon.
Sora::twak:
Tifa: If you ask me, Sephiroths huge sword is only compensation for other... smaller... things.
Cloud: Probably. We all know Sephiroths never been laid before.
All except Sephy: *laughing*
Sephiroth: Im really uncomfortable right now.
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