Riku: Build a raft Sora.
Sora: Build a raft Kairi.
Kairi: Build a raft MJ.
MJ: I'M MICHAEL JACKSON AND I WANT YOUR KIDDIES....I HAVE CANDY!!!
Sora:(Follows MJ)
Riku&Kairi: Idiot....
Sora: NNOOOOO.....HELP MEEEEEEEEEeeeeee.......
MJ: CHAMONE!
Riku: Build a raft Sora.
Sora: Build a raft Kairi.
Kairi: Build a raft MJ.
MJ: I'M MICHAEL JACKSON AND I WANT YOUR KIDDIES....I HAVE CANDY!!!
Sora:
Riku&Kairi: Idiot....
Sora: NNOOOOO.....HELP MEEEEEEEEEeeeeee.......
MJ: CHAMONE!
the adventures of Org X and the Ghost of Marluxia....
(see KHIS for details on original characters... also Maxs drinks tequila)
Zaimaxu: somebody give me $2000 or I'll cut maxs' arm and catch it on this lit match!
Xyptrak: so?
Zaimaxu: check his BAC...
Girax: *checks* it's over 9000!!1!!111!! *dies*
Dixos: What!? 9000!? There's no way that's right! *dies*
Maxs: I think it's right.
Zaimaxu: Umm, it can't be 9000%. thats impossible. *checks* it's over 90!!!
Oryxu *stands in for Dixos* What!? 90!? There's no way-
Zaimaxu: *cuts Oryxu off* wait, how is Maxs alive?
Maxs: That... is a good question *quote from Zell becomes running joke* *sneezes and gets nosebleed*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
The End
*zooms out from screen, Zai standing next to screen*
Zaimaxu: That is just one reason why you should always drink in moderation. Plus Hitler died from alcohol poisoning. You don't want to be like hitler, do you?
Marluxia Jackson: Just BEAT IT! beat it! BEAT IT! beat it!
Best GAME EVER!!!!!!!!!Originally Posted by Clawsze
Riku: Build a raft Sora.
Sora: Build a raft Kairi.
Kairi: Build a raft MJ.
MJ: I'M MICHAEL JACKSON AND I WANT YOUR KIDDIES....I HAVE CANDY!!!
Sora:
Riku&Kairi: Idiot....
Sora: NNOOOOO.....HELP MEEEEEEEEEeeeeee.......
MJ: CHAMONE!
The truth is there.....
Jafar(in KH2): I AM JAMBI THE GENIE!
Looking in chrests!
Yuna: Thanks goodnest we got them all.
Paine: But where we hind them?
Rikku: Leave them to me...
~ Later ~
Sora: Goody, goody, goody!
Goofy: More chests?
Donald: Sora's ALWAYS opening every chest he see.
Sora: I like this part...*Opening*...WHOOOOOOOOO!WOLF!WOLF!*Howling* THIS IS EVEN BETTER!
Donald&Goofy: What?
Sora: A LOTS OF NUDE PHOTOS OF YUNA, PAINE & RIKKU!
~ Later again ~
Yuna: OH NO!
Rikku: Someone found them.
Paine: WHERE YOU HID THEM IS ALSO THE PLACE WHERE SORA WOULD LOOK FIRST!!!!!
Sora looks at Axel fading.
Sora: That's nasty....
"Speak in English, Limit Form!"
Random Cop: Ok kid, pick one thats rob you, rape you and killed your buddy Riku.
Sora: Ummmmmmmmm...All six of them look the same...
*Over the other side of the 'Magic Mirror'*
Valor: Dude! I can't cast magic!
Wisdom: And I can't poke people!
Final: I can't even stay on the ground.
Master: Zzzzzzzzzzzz
Limit: %#^#^ %@^!* @%^@$ ^#@*#*
Anti: Ok, What did Limit says?
Master: *Woken up* He said 'I did it!'.
Sora: HIM! *Point to Master*
Cop: Ok. 1, 2, 3, 5 & 6, you guys can go home now.
Master: I'm numbered 4, Thats means...DAMN YOU LIMIT FORM!
Riku: Sora?
Sora: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Riku:*poke*
Sora:ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Riku:*pokepokepokepokepokepoke*
Sora:ZZZZZZZZ-*bite*
Riku: OW, you soon of a *****
~ In a 'City of Heartless' ~
*It was a peaceful time*
Neo-Shadow: Good day sir, how may I help you.
Shadow: A bread, a jam and a milk.
Neo-Shadow: Just a mon...
*Just then a dark evil dude came with the weapon of doom.*
Neo-Shadow: THE EVIL DUDE IS HERE! THE EVIL DUDE IS HERE! THE EVIL DUDE IS HERE!
Shadow: WOMEN AND KIDS FIRST!
*As what the 'Evil dude' is thinking...*
Sora (to himself): Heartless, Heartless, more Heartless. Time to get rid'em all.
sora: i am not gay
donald: smurf the police!
Goofy: *something serious*
Sora: KARI!
Riku: I want a yellow bikini top and cut offs
Axel: Man, I am kinda a bitch.
Mickey: Minnie! Do the god damned dishes already! (this is why he is never at the castle (usually))
Cloud: I am happy.
ME: This game sucks!
NEVER mess with the lesser Nobodies
~ In TWTNW ~
Dusk (No.45): NOT AGAIN!
Dusk (No.123): What?
45: I have been ordered by Saix to take nude photos of Larxene.
123: Tell me about it, Demyx told me to keep Larxene's room unlock.
45: I got an idea!
*Later*
Axel: La la la...AHHHHHHHHHHH! OMG!
Xemnas: Whats going on.
Axel: Saix's sleeping with Demyx!
Xemnas: Saix? HOW COULD YOU! *Ran away crying*
Demyx: Get you dinky out of my butt!
Saix: But it was a pair of Dusks that made me to do this!
Axel: DON'T BLAME THE DUSKS, THEY'RE TOO DUMB TO THINK AND DON'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT US AROUND!
45&123: He he he...
Luxord:.....POKER TIME!!!
After 10 minutes, all Org XIII is in Luxord's room.
After another 10 minutes, Luxord changes it to strip poker.....this is the responses....when Luxord loses....
Xemnas: Indeed....you are disturbed Luxord...(Wanders off and gets hit by a London Bus, summoned by Luxord)
Xigbar: Heh, should be fun.....OH SWEET JEBUS!!!(pukes)
Xaldin: Stabbity stabbity STAB!(runs off)
Vexen: OW.....I have to go(Chases Xaldin)
Leaxeus:.....ug....(Dissappears)
Zexion:....WWEEEEE SUGAR!!!!(Raids fridge for any source of chocolate)
Saix:.........(Drops dead)
Axel: LOLOLOL!!!(Dies laughing)
Demyx:...Where does that go?.....
Marluxia:...OH MY GAWD, EEEKKKKKKKK(runs off to go gossip)
Larxenefoaming at mouth)
Roxas walks in to see the Org either dead of crazy.
Zexion: HEY ROXAS, WANT ICE CREEEEEAAAMMMM!!!!
*Later...*
45: Are you ready?
123: I'm ready!
*The next day...*
Xaldin: MY HAIR! WHO CUT MY HAIR AND COLOUR'EM PINK...I'LL GET YOU MARLUXIA!
Sora: Be one with the Keyblade.......hey! Don't put me in there!I'm not your house key! NO NOOOOOOOooooo......
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