Things KH Characters Would Never Say

[~Storm Ninja~]

later...

Zaimaxu: well, we were bound to run into this eventually...
Maxs: yeah, but it was worth it...
Zaimaxu: Depends on your definition of 'Worth it"...
Axel: on your knees
*Zai and Max are in a state of utter disgust and fear, then axel walks away...*
Zai & Max: Phew...

*Zai & Max get smoked by chakrams*

Axel: STE-RIIIKE!

later...

Zai: wait... Zex can't prove that we did it, because he never atually saw us do it.
Max: and with any luck, we can play innocent *gets smoked by chakram*
Zai: as for that, I have an idea... OH MASTER? WOULDN'T YOU LIKE A NICE, REFRESHING TEQUILA?
Axel: well, I am rather parxhed. Make it so.

*15 glasses later*

*Axel throws chakram and misses horribly*

Zai: wait... it gets better. Hey Axel, why don't you show Larxene that attack you've been working on?
Axel: Whell... It ish really cool.. Shure...

*Axel stumbles into Larx's room and starts to charge up, followed by a massive, alcohol powered explosion*

Maxs: Is there anything we can't do?
Zai: Survive if we get caught?
Maxs: good point.

Later...

Axel: Mff Mff MFfffMFFFmfF (how did I end up in HERE?)
Zexion: MMFF mmff mmf... (Join the club...)

END? probably not.