Things KH Characters Would Never Say

[01 Rin]

Kairi: Hey Sora do you have my lucky charm

Sora: *looks around* uhhh yea its in my pocket...*looks around in pocket*

Kairi:...well?

Sora: it's here somewhere i swear!

Kairi: YOU LOST MY LUCKY CHARM!!!! *casts ultima, flare and holy...attacks for 9,999 dmg...Devour*

*performs eat*

*tastes bad*

*victory fanfare plays*

lol way funny.

Spoiler Ahead; Highlight At Your Own Risk.

(SPOILER)In The World That Never Was, when Sora and Kairi talk to their Nobodies: Roxas and Naminé
Roxas: Hey Sora. Like my girlfriend?
Naminé: Roxas... (blushes)
Sora: Damn! She's hott but mine is sexier. (Kari's face turns red )
Roxas: Nuh-uh!
Sora: Yuh-huh!
Roxas: Nuh-uh!
Sora: Yuh-huh!
Roxas: Nuh-uh!
Sora: Yuh-huh!
Kairi: can't take this anymore..
Naminé: me neither..
(Kairi casts Holy lvl 99 [<--I made that up, sorry] on Sora)
*99,999 damage*
(Naminé summons Eden [FF8] on Roxas)
*999,999 damage*
Sora and Roxas: X_X X_X X_X X_X X_X X_X