(some time during KH1-2 (i dont care and it doesnt matter))

Sora: hey donald
donald: yeah?
Sora: its werid thats theres soo many heartless i mean come on is everyone in this world evil...
Donald: well if everyone had the IQ to vote accept kind mickey as our king, i guess the world really is full of evil

*meanwhile at disney castle*

mickey:*sitting on lazy-boy and drinking a beer*
*royal guard enters room*
royal guard:sire a large number of heartless are heading towards the castle...what is your plan of action
mickey: ugh....can you ask me this after the game...just get sora to do it.
royal guard: *cough*jackass*cough*
mickey: i heard that....
royal guard: gulp

*back at sora and the others*

sora:yep....the worlds really are full of dumbasses and villans

(i know it sucks....its like 2am and i had an idea....WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT CHAINSAW...AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

*we are experencing techincal difficulties*

(*covered in flesh wounds and blood* ugh....im done for tonight...next time im bring a f**king ak-47)