~ Meanwhile, next door... ~Originally Posted by Griff
Namine: Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: :...Whatever.
(Goes out and dyes hair black)
(A while later...)
Namine: : Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: :o_O...
(Goes out and dyes hair brown)
(A while later...)
Namine: : Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: :O_o...(wtf...)
(Goes out and dyes hair red)
(A while later...)
Namine: : Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: : Damn! OK, fine! Don't sell to me! But how can you know my hair color?
Salesman: Because this is a television, madam...
PS: No offence
Meanwhile: Across the road:
Roxas: Excuse me sir. Do you have any more anal deoderant in stock?
Salesman: We don't sell anal deoderant kid.
Roxas: Sure you do. I bought some here last week.
Salesman: Look kid, I have no idea what you're talking about.
(Roxas runs home and brings back the case)
Salesman: This is regular deoderant.
Roxas: No it isn't, look at the instructions at the back. "To apply, push up rear."
Demyx: Excuse me sir. Do you have another PS3?
Saleman: Thats the 51st time you ask and got a PS3s, what happen to the others?
Demyx: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.......
Axel: This is my first time here...*walk to the saleman's ear*...Do you have any 'WATER-POOF' PS3?*walk back to where he was*
Saleman: We don't have...
Salegirl: *starting to work* Hey Joe, we got some new mod version of PS3...
'Joe': Amy...what does the new 'mod' has?
'Amy': Well...1) 2x more powerful. 2) Its Water-poof. 3)...
Axel: WE'RE TAKE ONE, Miss Amy. How much?
'Amy': Well its 5x more than a normal PS3 but...If I sleep with him... *Point to Demyx* ...You can pay 5x LESS than a normal PS3.
Axel(To himself): Demyx does NEED to get ley with a girl AND have a girlfriend so...
Axel: Deal.
Demyx: .....mmmmmmmmmmmm...They got wet...Uh?
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