Naminé: This is it, I'm finally get the man of my dreams...*start going to the Black Pearl, later...*
Sora: Hey Naminé, will you join us for a picknic?
Kairi: But Sora...
Sora: What Kairi? You told me not to be rude to GUEST, well I ask nicely so whats wrong?
Kairi: nothing...
Naminé: I'm happy to join you Sora... *Push Kairi off the ship* ...Anything else?
Sora: Can I...
Naminé: *Strip to nude* Go ahead my love, I'm all yours.
Sora: SWEET!

*As of Kairi...*

Kairi: WHAT HAVE I DONE??? I guess let Sora srew me the way he wants...might as well find someone else...*Walk off and found Jack on his own* ...Naminé stole my Knight, I have every right to steal...Oh what the heck.
*Later...*
*Kairi has Out-Rank and rape Jack Sparrow*
Jack: HELP!!!!!!!!!!
Kairi: I guess I'm more of a master.