Things KH Characters Would Never Say

[Twilight Edge]

Sephiroth: Sora, I want your keybalde
Donald: WTF????? Your sword is like ten times the size of his dinky weapon.
Sora::twak:
Tifa: If you ask me, Sephiroths huge sword is only compensation for other... smaller... things.
Cloud: Probably. We all know Sephiroths never been laid before.
All except Sephy: *laughing*
Sephiroth: falls off cliff and commits suicide*

[Dragonface]

Sora: Here goes...*Sora use strike raid once...*
Goofy: Woof! *Run after the Keyblade and grap it using his mouth, run back to Sora and drop the wet Keyblade*
Sora: Ewwwwww...

[arcanedude34]

Sora: *Lights Pooh on fire with Firaga*
Pooh: Oh, bother.
Sora: *Picks Pooh up and hurls him in the air*
Pooh: *No longer on fire, but still charred black from the flames* I'm just a little black rain cloud.. hovering over- *smashes into eeyores house*
Eeyore: *takes out a machine gun*
Pooh: Oh, bother.
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Sora: We'll go together.
Riku: GAAAAAAAY
Sora: *grabs on to Riku's belt*
Riku: GAAAAAAAY
Sora; SHUT UP! I'm helping you!
Riku: Well you dont have to touch me there.
Sora: -_-

[leader of mortals]

Sora: Hey, Roxas.
Roxas: I love you Sora.
Sora: ... what?
Roxas: Uh, I love you.
Sora: ... i thought Leon was the gay one.

continued

*Leon walks up*
Leon: I am
*Leon and Roxas makeout with eachother*
Sora: I want Kairi... oh shes doing tifa again

[Dragonface]

Naminé: This is it, I'm finally get the man of my dreams...*start going to the Black Pearl, later...*
Sora: Hey Naminé, will you join us for a picknic?
Kairi: But Sora...
Sora: What Kairi? You told me not to be rude to GUEST, well I ask nicely so whats wrong?
Kairi: nothing...
Naminé: I'm happy to join you Sora... *Push Kairi off the ship* ...Anything else?
Sora: Can I...
Naminé: *Strip to nude* Go ahead my love, I'm all yours.
Sora: SWEET!

*As of Kairi...*

Kairi: WHAT HAVE I DONE??? I guess let Sora srew me the way he wants...might as well find someone else...*Walk off and found Jack on his own* ...Naminé stole my Knight, I have every right to steal...Oh what the heck.
*Later...*
*Kairi has Out-Rank and rape Jack Sparrow*
Jack: HELP!!!!!!!!!!
Kairi: I guess I'm more of a master.

[Clawsze]

Naminé: This is it, I'm finally get the man of my dreams...*start going to the Black Pearl, later...*
Sora: Hey Naminé, will you join us for a picknic?
Kairi: But Sora...
Sora: What Kairi? You told me not to be rude to GUEST, well I ask nicely so whats wrong?
Kairi: nothing...
Naminé: I'm happy to join you Sora... *Push Kairi off the ship* ...Anything else?
Sora: Can I...
Naminé: *Strip to nude* Go ahead my love, I'm all yours.
Sora: SWEET!

*As of Kairi...*

Kairi: WHAT HAVE I DONE??? I guess let Sora srew me the way he wants...might as well find someone else...*Walk off and found Jack on his own* ...Naminé stole my Knight, I have every right to steal...Oh what the heck.
*Later...*
*Kairi has Out-Rank and rape Jack Sparrow*
Jack: HELP!!!!!!!!!!
Kairi: I guess I'm more of a master.

LOLOLOLOLOL

[Jessweeee♪]

O.o

[arcanedude34]

Goofy: *woof woof*

[No.78]

Aeris: I thought I was de-

*Leon muffles her and she goes unconscious*

Sora: Um?

Leon: Ignore her, she... She needs her medicine

[KazexLisa]

sephiroth::.................................................GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOO!!!!!!

[Dragonface]

~ In TWTNW, meeting room ~

???: *singing "I'm a Barbie girl" song*
Xemnas: WHOS SINGING THAT?!? I KNOW THREE NOBODIES THAT WOULD SING THAT; DEMYX, LARXENE AND NAMINÉ.
Demyx: No way boss.
Naminé: Nope, I'm not even a member.
Larxene: There is NO WAY I'LL SING THAT SONG!!!!
Axel: Who else that has a voice of a girl then?
Vexan: We're missing one Nobody...
Roxas, Marluxia, Luxord & Saïx: Who?
*Lexaeus apear*
Lexaeus (Sound girly for a MARCO GUY): What?
Zexion, Xaldin & Xigbar: Never mind...

[Clawsze]

In the Game room in TWTNW there is a Pac-Man tournement, and Demyx is winning. There are only three more Nobodies to play...

Axel: I am so gonna beat your score Demyx.
Demyx: Yeah right, that 650 bucks is mine.
Axel: .....ohohohohoh.....GOD DAMN IT!(puts his 50 bucks on winnings table and joins everyone else who has lost)
Demyx: heheheh.....yo, Roxas it's your turn to lose!
Roxas: Shut up water boy.
Demyx: ...........HAHA YOU LOSE SUCKER!!!
Roxas: (puts 50 bucks onj table)....awww....and I wanted to buy FFXII.
Demyx:I WIN!!!(Grabs money)

Zexion walks up to the game.

Zexion: .....there, maximum score in 2 minutes.(Takes money from Demyx)
Demyx:
Axel:So THATS what he does in his room all day.
Roxas:Yeah, I always thought he just sat in a corner and slit his....uhhh.....Hey Zexion.....
Zexion: I'll give you 3 seconds.....1.....2.....3!
Roxas: AAAGGGHHHHH!!!!MY SPLEEN....OH PLEASE HAVE MER....AGGHHHH!!!!

[OneWingedAngelSephiroth91]

Sora: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Kairi:I don't know. What is a Woodchuck? Riku, do you know?
Riku: I don't know.

[OneWingedAngelSephiroth91]

The scene: The sun is setting over the horizon over Destiny Island, the most romantic and inchanting moment occurs between Sora and...well read to find out.
Sora: Um, Kairi?
Kairi: Yes, Sora?
Sora: Can I tell you something?
Kairi: Um, sure. What is it?
Sora: I don't know how to say this but...
Kairi: Yes?
Sora: I-I love Riku.
Kairi: Wha-What?
Sora: I'm gay. I love Riku.
Sora leave to go to Riku.
Kairi is left behind disapointed.

this was just somthing I had on top of my head...

[OneWingedAngelSephiroth91]

Don't base this on my previous reply, and guy might like this

Sora: Um Kairi
Kairi: Yes?
Sora reaches for Kairi's hand.
Sora: Um, I want to tell you something I want to ask you...
Kairi: What is it silly?
Sora: Will you so a four-some with you, Riku, Tifa and me, would you?
Kairi pulls back her hand, think a bit then begins to answer.
Kairi:Sure...but first... can I give you a blo* *ob?
Sora: Okay, if I can...
(Finish the rest of Sora's line with what you think...lol)