~ When Sora&co first meet YRP ~

Goofy: So who are you? *huk* *huk* *huk*
Yuna: My name is Yuna.
Paine: ...Paine.
Rikku: And I'm Rikku.
Sora: Riku? *Look closer at Rikku* OMFG! RIKU! YOU BECAME A GIRL! WHAT HAPPEN?
Yuna:
Paine: o.O *Look at Rikku* Rikku, did you used to be a guy?
Rikku: I NEVER MEET HIM BEFORE AT ALL!
Donald: Wait a minute, what do you mean 'before'?
Rikku: I still a girl the whole time beside I DID have sex with him before...
Sora: WHAT!?! THE ONLY PERSION THAT HAVE SEX WITH ME IS KAIRI...
Rikku: Thats true, BUT you keeped on calling ME Kairi when I didn't told you my REAL name!
Sora: WHAT!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, wait a minutes...THAT WAS THE BEST SEX I EVER HAVE!
Rikku: And the funny thing is...
Sora: I remember that the first sex I had is two years ago, with a blonde haired girl, at first it was Kairi when she had dye her hair, but...
Rikku: That WAS me.
Goofy, Donald, Yuna & Paine: o.O
*Elsewhere*
Riku: And I though this coundn't get any bader than before, I'm dead wrong. I don't want to be found because not only that I look like Xehanort's heartless but also now Sora THINKS I'M A GIRL!!!!!! I want to die. KILL ME GOD, KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!

~ Outside of Ansem the wise's bedroom ~

Mickey: I wonder if the REAL Ansem is behind that door...*Open the door...* o.O
Real Ansem: *Stop Praying Pictures of Mickey* Hi friend, he he he...this is not what its look.
Mickey: I think you need help, and I know who can.
Real Ansem: NOT DR. PHIL, ANYONE BUT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!K

~ Before fight with Sephiroth ~

Sephiroth: Wheres Cloud?
Sora: Get out of here, I want to fight someone else.
Sephiroth: WHAT!?! I'm sure you want to fight a mamma's boy like me? Or a clown like Kefka, or a cross dresser like Kuja?
Kefka&Kuja: WHAT!?!
*Sephiroth, Kefka and Kuja are fighting eachother*
Sora: *Eating his popcorn* At lest I don't have to fight all three of them...
*Cloud shows up*
Cloud: THERE YOU ARE...um...I think I'll just go srew with Seph's Mom.* Gone off to find Sephiroth's mother*
Sora: I can't wait...*Gone off to also find Sephiroth's mother*