Things KH Characters Would Never Say

**Griff** · 03-19-2007, 10:46 PM

Kairi: Hey Riku!
Riku: No time to talk, Kairi, I'm trying to look moody and cool.
Kairi: Huh?
*Mickey shows up*
Mickey: Have either of you seen Sora this morning?
Riku/Kairi: No
*They hear rap music playing and Sora walking towards them wearing pimp gear*
Sora: Yo what's going down in the hood homies? *looks at Kairi* Ooh, you got some serious booty there sister.
Kairi: What?
Riku: He must have succumb to the darkness. Mickey! Try to bring him back to the light!
Mickey:.......*sighs* Damn kids...

**f f freak** · 03-19-2007, 10:47 PM

Aeris: Cloud pick me!!!!
Tifa: No pick me.
Sephiroth: No Cloud, Pick me!!
Cloud: Sorry girls but Sephi has a real big one. Sword I mean. *Snickers*
*Sephi and Cloud walk into the sunset.*
Tifa: WTF!!!!!
Aeris: Man that always happens.
*Sora walks along*
Sora: Hey girls whats up?
Aeris: Sora pick me!!
Tifa: No pick me
Riku: No Sora, pick me.
Sora: Sorry girls but Riku has a real big one. Keyblade that is *Snickers*
*Sora and Riku walk off into the sunset.*
Tifa: Deja vu.
*Goofy walks along*
Goofy: Hey girls. *hyuk*
Aeris: Goofy pick me.
Tifa: Screw this. *Walks off*
Goofy: Sorry Aeris but I'm with Donald.
Aeris: Why does nobody love me!!!

**arcanedude34** · 03-20-2007, 12:52 AM

Sephiroth: So, Aerith and Tifa, wanna see me try on my shoe collection again?
Tifa and Aerith: KILL ME
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Riku: Kairi's heart, is inside you!
Sora: Who elses heart is in there?
Riku: Well, yours, Kairis, Donalds, Walt Disneys, Ronald McDonalds, Alvin and the Chipmunks, and Michael Jackson
Sora: Oh, ye gods....
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Axel: I'm gay.
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Jack: Ye be fergetting one very important thing, mateys. I be Cap'n Jack Sparrow.
Barbossa: Aw, crap. Jack? Damn I be fergetting that was ye.
Jack: Wait... what?
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Cloud: Look, I'll level with you Aerith. You... just aren't hot... you're a complete cow... and frankly, Tifa is awesome in everyway
Aerith: But... dating you is the only way to relive my years with Zack.
Cloud: Oh, and there's that. And that fact that you are, and always will be, DEAD.
Tifa: I like kittens.
Cloud: .........
Aerith: ......... Me too.
Cloud: ..........
Tifa: There's too many ostriches here.
Aerith: I'm gonna go rape Zacks corpse now. Cloud, you can come if your pretend to be another Zack.
Cloud: Naw, I think I'll pass.

**Aerisfanatic** · 03-20-2007, 09:03 PM

tifa:hey aeris what are you doing?

aeris:just reading my fan mail,(grabs letter from an extremely big bag)

tifa:hey some of these are from cloud

aeris:ya i put that under the a list, ya know a list of letters i wanna read again...

tifa: *dear aeris ill always love you and- (snatches out of hand)

aeris: sorry personal pile (slips letter into jacket pocket)

tifa: i guess i should read my fan mail... only a small bag and they are all from rude

cloud:oo a letter from aeris *I might go far away, even if you moved on, ill come back... cause i know youll be waiting*

tifa: what?

aeris: i sent that one along time ago

cloud: ya i really apreciate it!

tifa: you know what im going to read, MY fan mail somewhere else

(storms out)

aeris: whats wrong with her?

cloud: no clue

aeris&cloud:

(my opinion based fan fic)

**Clawsze** · 03-21-2007, 06:47 PM

Riku vs. Roxas

Roxas runs up the tower....

Riku: (snaps and music plays)

Roxas: WTF!!!

Riku takes of his cloak and is revealed as Michael Jackson!!!

Riku: CHAMONE!!!!I WANT YOUR KIDS

Roxas

**Dragonface** · 03-23-2007, 10:30 AM

Barney: Nobody loves me...
Dusk1: OMG! OMG! ITS BARNEY THE DINOSAUR!
Dusk2: Lets kipnap him and bring him to our lords.

*Ping, Barney has been kipnap!*

*Later...*
Tinkey:Tinkey Winkey! Nobody loves me...
Dragoon1: TINKEY WINKEY HERE!
Dragoon2: GRAP HIM!

*Ping, Tinkey has been kipnap!*

*Later, again...*
Hi-5 Crew: Um...Nobody loves us...
Dancer1: HI-5!
Dancer2: LETS CATCH'EM ALL!

*Ping, Hi-5 Crew has been kipnap!*

*later...*
CCN Host: This is CCN live, tonight we have a lots of missing kiddies shows and the poice WITH the help of the FBI, they got nothing.

*In TWTNW*
Xemnas: AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN!
Tinkey: ...I forgot my lines...
Xemnas: I SAID...AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN!

*I'll stop here, you don't want to know what the other Nobodies are doing with other kiddies show hosts*

**ReloadPsi** · 03-23-2007, 03:20 PM

Goofy: No fair! I wanted to be the lion!

**arcanedude34** · 03-23-2007, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by aerisfantatic

tifa:hey aeris what are you doing?

aeris:just reading my fan mail,(grabs letter from an extremely big bag)

tifa:hey some of these are from cloud

aeris:ya i put that under the a list, ya know a list of letters i wanna read again...

tifa: *dear aeris ill always love you and- (snatches out of hand)

aeris: sorry personal pile (slips letter into jacket pocket)

tifa: i guess i should read my fan mail... only a small bag and they are all from rude

cloud:oo a letter from aeris *I might go far away, even if you moved on, ill come back... cause i know youll be waiting*

tifa: what?

aeris: i sent that one along time ago

cloud: ya i really apreciate it!

tifa: you know what im going to read, MY fan mail somewhere else

(storms out)

aeris: whats wrong with her?

cloud: no clue

aeris&cloud:

(my opinion based fan fic)

Hey, about the other thread, I'm sorry. I've been very cross lately (I'm figting w/ one of my best friends) and just needed to take it out on someone. But maybe you should post these things on a FFVII thread since they have nothing to do w/ KH in any way.

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Sephiroth: Now, Sora, I think I want your keybla-
Cloud: *stabs Sephiroth through back, like Sephy did to Aeris*
Cloud: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, BASTARD?
Aeris: ....
Sephiroth: ....
Tifa: ....
Sora: ....
Cloud: I like air conditioners

Bow down to the AC God, Tally Kupo!
Aeris: ....
Sephiroth: ....
Tifa: ....
Sora: ....

**Aerisfanatic** · 03-23-2007, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by arcanedude34

Originally Posted by aerisfantatic

tifa:hey aeris what are you doing?

aeris:just reading my fan mail,(grabs letter from an extremely big bag)

tifa:hey some of these are from cloud

aeris:ya i put that under the a list, ya know a list of letters i wanna read again...

tifa: *dear aeris ill always love you and- (snatches out of hand)

aeris: sorry personal pile (slips letter into jacket pocket)

tifa: i guess i should read my fan mail... only a small bag and they are all from rude

cloud:oo a letter from aeris *I might go far away, even if you moved on, ill come back... cause i know youll be waiting*

tifa: what?

aeris: i sent that one along time ago

cloud: ya i really apreciate it!

tifa: you know what im going to read, MY fan mail somewhere else

(storms out)

aeris: whats wrong with her?

cloud: no clue

aeris&cloud:

(my opinion based fan fic)

Hey, about the other thread, I'm sorry. I've been very cross lately (I'm figting w/ one of my best friends) and just needed to take it out on someone. But maybe you should post these things on a FFVII thread since they have nothing to do w/ KH in any way.

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i know i was always planning to put sora in but i keep forgeting

**Clawsze** · 03-24-2007, 09:52 AM

Sora:I see(gets head smashed)

Goofy: STOP SAYING THAT YOU (beep) MORON!!!(smashes Sora to bits)

Donald:

Goofy: You tell I kill.....get Sora clone #147

Sora: I(dies from sledgehammer related death)

Donald: GOOFY HE WAS GOING TO SAY "I AM SORA"!!!!

Goofy: You.....will.....make......nice......dinner...

Donald: NONNONONO GOOFY NNOOOOOOooooo.......

**~Storm Ninja~** · 03-24-2007, 03:54 PM

What... the... hell?

**Clawsze** · 03-25-2007, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by ~Storm Ninja~

What... the... hell?

If you look back I did one with Goofy killing Sora with a sword for saying I see dead heartless.....it happened about 146 times.....

Anyways.....

Initiation part 1....

Maxs: Okay.....so to join I have to.....

a. Poke Saix.
b. Cut all of Xaldin's dreads.
c. Steal Luxords cards.
and
d. Mystery Challenge.

Axel: Yup, now sign here.
Demyx: Here's a pen
Maxs:Okay......

CONTRACT

I Maxs will not hold Axel, Demyx or Roxas responsible for any death of injuries.

Signed Maxs

This will be continued tomorrow.

I would put this on Fanfic but they would be too short.

**~Storm Ninja~** · 03-25-2007, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by Clawsze

Initiation part 1....

Maxs: Okay.....so to join I have to.....

a. Poke Saix.
b. Cut all of Xaldin's dreads.
c. Steal Luxords cards.
and
d. Mystery Challenge.

Axel: Yup, now sign here.
Demyx: Here's a pen
Maxs:Okay......

CONTRACT

I Maxs will not hold Axel, Demyx or Roxas responsible for any death of injuries.

Signed Maxs

This will be continued tomorrow.

I would put this on Fanfic but they would be too short.

can the mystery challenge be stealing my shuriken and throwing it at zexion's book?

(don't even try to understand this, it's an inside joke)

**Clawsze** · 03-25-2007, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by ~Storm Ninja~

Originally Posted by Clawsze

Initiation part 1....

Maxs: Okay.....so to join I have to.....

a. Poke Saix.
b. Cut all of Xaldin's dreads.
c. Steal Luxords cards.
and
d. Mystery Challenge.

Axel: Yup, now sign here.
Demyx: Here's a pen
Maxs:Okay......

CONTRACT

I Maxs will not hold Axel, Demyx or Roxas responsible for any death of injuries.

Signed Maxs

This will be continued tomorrow.

I would put this on Fanfic but they would be too short.

can the mystery challenge be stealing my shuriken and throwing it at zexion's book?

(don't even try to understand this, it's an inside joke)

Let's say it involves a certain Psycho....

**~Storm Ninja~** · 03-25-2007, 08:59 PM

I'm psycho! =D

Originally Posted by Clawsze

"How to woo a Psychopath girl who will impale you for dummies"

Oh... her... Damn.

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