Things KH Characters Would Never Say

[Clawsze]

I'm psycho! =D

"How to woo a Psychopath girl who will impale you for dummies"

Oh... her... Damn.

Yes her...
I'm going to do no.1 now.



The next morning...

Zexion:....So I told her,"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM" and she F****** threw a kunai at me!

Saix: Sounds nice.....

Axelood luck man, he doesn't look happy....

Maxs: I hate you....

Axel:....I like you too....

Maxs: ****er.....(poke)

Saix:What are you doing....

Maxs: I uhhh......tripped...

Saix: lies....(grabs claymore)....I hope you can turn into sand quickly...


At lunch...

Axel: You got off lightly man.....Roxas had a cut the size of Demyx's Sitar.

Demyx: Thats because he threw my baby at him..(cradling Sitar)..that nasty, wasty Saix hurt you didn't he?

Roxas: I still have the scar....

Maxs: Well, at least I don't need to worry about Appendisitis.

Axel: Anyways....CHALLENGE 2!!!



The next one will have blood.....a lot of blood....

[~Storm Ninja~]

Me next! Me Next!

[Clawsze]

Me next! Me Next!

What are you on about....this isn't the KHIS.....

[~Storm Ninja~]

oh, sure, but you get to initiate YOUR original character. that makes PERFECT sense.

(not really that upset but being sarcastic anyway)

[Clawsze]

oh, sure, but you get to initiate YOUR original character. that makes PERFECT sense.

(not really that upset but being sarcastic anyway)

Oh thats what you mean....you could make a parralel story for your character if you want, or make a different one....

[~Storm Ninja~]

I haven't posted a joke here in ages...

the showdown

*Maxs and Zaimaxu standoff*

*the good, the bad, and the ugly theme*

*saix drops a hankerchief*

*Zaimaxu throws his shuriken. Yes, he has a gaint shuriken.*

*Maxs turns abdomen to sand, and the shuriken gets stuck in it*

Zaimaxu: "Oh... s**t...

Maxs: "Well, you're totally screwed now."

*horrible bloody murder ensues*

*Axel walks in with two lawnchairs and popcorn*

Axel: "Wha'd I miss?"

Saix: Not much. I do love a good bloodbath

Axel: amen to that.

XD

also, has anyone noticed there are hundreds of fanfics with every member of the Org in tact, but all 13 were only present for a matter of hours? The first 12 were there for a reasonably long time, i take it, but members started being killed just days (maybe weeks, tops, being we don't know how long Sora wandered the big grassy field...thing) after Roxas arrived, So the timeframe for all that has to be very small, relatively speaking.

[Clawsze]

The Showdown, Part two....

Zaimaxu is basically a floating head by now....

Saix: Pass the popcorn...

Maxs: LOLOLOL....IT'S JAMBI THE GENIE!!!

Zaimaxu: You do realise you have turned back to narmal with my Shuriken in you....and that I can still control it....(another massacre ensues)

Maxs: ......But I can make a sand body out of my corpse....

Zaimaxu: WHY WON'T YOU DIE!!!

Maxs: Because I is UBER!!!

Axel: Will you two just stop for a minute, Roxas and Dem are coming....

The whole Org, -Larx and Zexion, appears...

Saix: Well their goes the private show....


You should get the joke from the Zexions weapon topic.....

[~Storm Ninja~]

The Showdown: THR33!

Zaimaxu: Two can play at this game.

*Head spins rapidly, creates tornado*

*body parts scattered everywhere disappear*

*Tornado diappears, Zaimaxu is reformed*

Maxs: ....Ew....

*Zaimaxu's body is reassembled incorrectly, and appears deformed*

Zaimaxu:... Just a sec...

*Whirls around, appears reformed*

Zaimaxu: *whispers* hey, I have a great idea... wanna 'entertain' our audience?

Maxs:... good call.

Zaimaxu: *slightly yelling, as to sound suspicious* Hey Maxs, have you ever noticed I left out an 'N' When I annogramed my name?

Maxs: *also yelling* Why, no, Zai, I didn't.

Zaimaxu: You know what else is weird?

Maxs: Why no, Zai, what else is weird?

Zaimaxu: SUPA SANDSTORM POWNAGE COMBO!1!!!1!ONE11!!

*GAINT SANDSTORM DESTROYS OLD WESTERN TOWN!!!111!1*

[Clawsze]

The Showdown: THR33!

Zaimaxu: Two can play at this game.

*Head spins rapidly, creates tornado*

*body parts scattered everywhere disappear*

*Tornado diappears, Zaimaxu is reformed*

Maxs: ....Ew....

*Zaimaxu's body is reassembled incorrectly, and appears deformed*

Zaimaxu:... Just a sec...

*Whirls around, appears reformed*

Zaimaxu: *whispers* hey, I have a great idea... wanna 'entertain' our audience?

Maxs:... good call.

Zaimaxu: *slightly yelling, as to sound suspicious* Hey Maxs, have you ever noticed I left out an 'N' When I annogramed my name?

Maxs: *also yelling* Why, no, Zai, I didn't.

Zaimaxu: You know what else is weird?

Maxs: Why no, Zai, what else is weird?

Zaimaxu: SUPA SANDSTORM POWNAGE COMBO!1!!!1!ONE11!!

*GAINT SANDSTORM DESTROYS OLD WESTERN TOWN!!!111!1*

Xigbar: NNNOOOOOOO MY HOME!!!!

Zex appears with Larx hgging his neck.

Zexion: What'd I miss.

Saix: Not much now Xig's going to kill Zaimaxu and Maxs....

Larxene: Oohh....come on Zexy, lets go back to your room....

Zexion: In 5 minutes...

Larxene: OK, i'll go get ready

Axel: You did her didn't you Zex.

Zexion: Every which way....

[~Storm Ninja~]

Zaimaxu: *overhears conversation, does a great deal of eyetwitching* wow... Emo and the B**ch. what a story...
Maxs: uh... dude? *tugs shoulder, points at xigbar*
Zaimaxu: Oh... right...
Xigbar: You destroyed my home... NOW YOU WILL PAY!!!
Zaimaxu: Dude, don't you live in the Castle that Never Was?
Maxs: and furthermore, your somebody lived in Radiant Garden...
Xigbar:*gets brain cramp, then starts to walk away* My life is a lie... *Sob*

[Clawsze]

This story is AWESOME....I will finish/continue it soon....

[~Storm Ninja~]

Tale from sick of mind, love of the worst kind, Emo and the B**ch...

[Clawsze]

Tale from sick of mind, love of the worst kind, Emo and the B**ch...

You could be a poet.....


Xigbar: AHA....I was abducted from my parents when I was 16 by a scientist....who studied.....hearts.....Xemnas......we need to talk...

Xemnas:....yikes!!

Zexion: Anyways, I need to go back to my room toooo.....watch TV....yeah....

Maxs:.......I wonder what he did to get HER to F*** him...

Zaimaxu:......I wonder.......

[~Storm Ninja~]

*Zaimaxu does some awesom ninja-ing and gets the skinny*

Zaimaxu: Hey Maaaaaxs...
Maxs: What?
Zaimaxu: Do you know what Zexion's book is called?
Maxs: What?
Zaimaxu: *whisper whisper*
Maxs:*face suddenly lights up*

*later, in Larxene's room*

Zaimaxu: Ok, I got the book from Zexion while he was waiting on larxene to... I guess finish changing... *shudders*
Maxs: now what?
Zaimaxu: *turns to page and rips it out*
Maxs: Here's the thumbtack
Zaimaxu: Now quick, before they finish... *shudders* It's too horrifying... I can't even think the words...
Maxs: doing eachother?
Zaimaxu: *cringe*

much later...

Larxene: Ah... *whistles like a giddy schoolgirl* *looks at her wall*

there is a peice of paper on the wall that reads:

CH XIV: MAKING THE B**CH BE YOUR B**CH

along with some meaningless text that larxene was too pissed off to read.

Zaimaxu: Not only did we go in her room and live, but there's going to be one less nobody in here...
Maxs: *Snigger*

still much later, following reconstructive surgery...

*Zexion is screaming in rage through the cast over his mouth, saying nothing distinguishable*

Zaimaxu: Get well soon...
Maxs: Yeah, we're really sorry to hear about what happened...
*both leave and get out of earshot, then cackle maniacally*

Zaimaxu: wait... I hear something...
Maxs: How!?
Zaimaxu: Dude, I'm a ninja. I stole Zex's book.

Larxene: *in her room a several yards off* I wonder who tacked that to the wall in the first place...

Zai & Max: *Simultaneously* we blame axel.

END? OR IS IT?

[Clawsze]

*Zaimaxu does some awesom ninja-ing and gets the skinny*

Zaimaxu: Hey Maaaaaxs...
Maxs: What?
Zaimaxu: Do you know what Zexion's book is called?
Maxs: What?
Zaimaxu: *whisper whisper*
Maxs:*face suddenly lights up*

*later, in Larxene's room*

Zaimaxu: Ok, I got the book from Zexion while he was waiting on larxene to... I guess finish changing... *shudders*
Maxs: now what?
Zaimaxu: *turns to page and rips it out*
Maxs: Here's the thumbtack
Zaimaxu: Now quick, before they finish... *shudders* It's too horrifying... I can't even think the words...
Maxs: doing eachother?
Zaimaxu: *cringe*

much later...

Larxene: Ah... *whistles like a giddy schoolgirl* *looks at her wall*

there is a peice of paper on the wall that reads:

CH XIV: MAKING THE B**CH BE YOUR B**CH

along with some meaningless text that larxene was too pissed off to read.

Zaimaxu: Not only did we go in her room and live, but there's going to be one less nobody in here...
Maxs: *Snigger*

still much later, following reconstructive surgery...

*Zexion is screaming in rage through the cast over his mouth, saying nothing distinguishable*

Zaimaxu: Get well soon...
Maxs: Yeah, we're really sorry to hear about what happened...
*both leave and get out of earshot, then cackle maniacally*

Zaimaxu: wait... I hear something...
Maxs: How!?
Zaimaxu: Dude, I'm a ninja. I stole Zex's book.

Larxene: *in her room a several yards off* I wonder who tacked that to the wall in the first place...

Zai & Max: *Simultaneously* we blame axel.

END? OR IS IT?

Axel: Who said my name?!?

Larxene: Just the pyro I wanted.....do you have ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS!!!!(Puts page to face)

(Maxs and Zaimaxu start to beg to Axel behind Larxenes back)

Axel:.....I think thats the book I got for Zex at Christmas.....but I thought he was going for the prostitutes.....

Larxene:....Zexion is dead......again....(walks off to medical room, where muffled yelps of pain can be heard)

Maxs: How long until he gets that cast off his mouth.

Zaimaxu: 2 months.......thats about how long we have to live, eh.

Axel: And you will be doing it in MY control....

Maxs and Zai: S***