Quote Originally Posted by ~Storm Ninja~ View Post
later...

Zaimaxu: well, we were bound to run into this eventually...
Maxs: yeah, but it was worth it...
Zaimaxu: Depends on your definition of 'Worth it"...
Axel: on your knees
*Zai and Max are in a state of utter disgust and fear, then axel walks away...*
Zai & Max: Phew...

*Zai & Max get smoked by chakrams*

Axel: STE-RIIIKE!

later...

Zai: wait... Zex can't prove that we did it, because he never atually saw us do it.
Max: and with any luck, we can play innocent *gets smoked by chakram*
Zai: as for that, I have an idea... OH MASTER? WOULDN'T YOU LIKE A NICE, REFRESHING TEQUILA?
Axel: well, I am rather parxhed. Make it so.

*15 glasses later*

*Axel throws chakram and misses horribly*

Zai: wait... it gets better. Hey Axel, why don't you show Larxene that attack you've been working on?
Axel: Whell... It ish really cool.. Shure...

*Axel stumbles into Larx's room and starts to charge up, followed by a massive, alcohol powered explosion*

Maxs: Is there anything we can't do?
Zai: Survive if we get caught?
Maxs: good point.

Later...

Axel: Mff Mff MFfffMFFFmfF (how did I end up in HERE?)
Zexion: MMFF mmff mmf... (Join the club...)

END? probably not.
You are RIGHT!!!

7 weeks later....

Maxs: mmm......what is it Zai.
Zai: (knocking on Maxs's room door....)GET OUT NOW, WE NEED TO GO.....NOW!!!
Maxs: Why....I likey sleepy.....
Zai:1. Zexion gets his casts off today.
2. So does Axel, but he won't remember anything.
3. until Larxene tell him what happened....
4. He remembers WE WERE THE ONES TO TELL HIM TO DO THAT!!!

Maxs: (Checks calender)......DAMN....(gets clothes on and barges out of room)
Demyx: Whats happening.....
Roxas: ......damn.....yawn.....what are you doing......
Maxs: YOU SEE NOTHIN' YOU HEAR NOTHIN'(Knocks out both of them)

In the medical room the next day.....

Zexion: So what happened to you two....
Demyx: Mff MFFF mm MF mf mf(We were knocked out by Maxs and Zai....)
Roxas: MFF mf mmm FFF mmffmmf(Then thrown out in the city, tied up)
Demyx: MMff mmfff mf mf mmmf MMFF(Let's just say the heartless out there aren't friendly....)
Axel: Right......YOU TWO!!!!
Maxs: Yo, how you feelin'
Zexion: I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Zai: NOW!!!
Maxs: YOU SEE NOTHIN'(Throws a small nuclear bomb in the room, just big enouth to blow the 4 up)YOU HEAR NOTHIN'.(Runs like hell)
Zai: Bye, Bye my favourite nobodies(follows Maxs)

5 minutes later...

Vexen: Where is my nuclear grenade and what was the bang in the Med room....

Maxs&Zai: LUXORD DID IT!!!