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    Sora: Heartless....GOOFY GO GET THEM!!!

    GoofY: No.

    Sora: What?

    Goofy: I said no, you M***** F*****

    Sora:

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    Default The Team must keep going...

    ~ On Rockferd Island...~

    Alferd: You shall die girlie, Mha Mha Mha *Sounds of a aircraft is about to crash landing.* Oh crap...*Spack, 'Highwind' Gummi ship land on Alferd Ashfred*
    Claire: WTF?
    Sora: *Poke his head out of the gummi ship* Ummmmm... guys, where are we?
    Nemesis: Rockferd Island...wait? ...I SMELL MR CHRIS REDFEILD!
    Donald, Goofy, James, Tron, Megaman, Zero, Snake, Raiden and Samus: Who?
    Claire: MY BROTHER!
    Maximo: Yea...
    Sora: Hold on...WTF YOU CAME FROM? *Point to Maximo*
    Grem Reaper: Ok buddy, I told you NOT to sneak into other beings' ships!

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    you want things Kingdom Hearts caracters would never say?

    [Link]

    here's 8 minutes of it.

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    Sora is working at a fast food resturant

    Sora is picking his nose

    Sora: Wow! This one looks like Roosevelt!
    *puts his finger in the fries*
    Sora: Here's your fries


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    Donald: The heyhole! Seal it Sora!
    Sora:Hey! i gots an ideas *looks throught keyhole* :whaaa:.. :x_x: (dies)
    Donald: What?*looks throught keyhole*:whaaa:...:x_x: (dies)
    Goofy:*looks throught keyhole*:whaaa:...

    CloudandSephi. : What?
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    Big yellow ball of burning gas,
    Responds to 'The Sun'
    if you see him, tell him:
    "It's BL**DY JULY"

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    THE ADVENTURES OF ORGANIZATION XV (fifteen?)!!111!!

    *espionage scene with Maxs and Zai sneaking into someone's room*

    the next morning...

    an ear shattering scream peirces the sunless morning in TWTNW...

    "SOMEONE CUT OFF MY HAIR!!111!!"

    and now Zaimaxu has a pink shuriken warmer of questionable usefulness and origin.

    And if you can't figure out whose hair was cut off, you're dumber than you look.

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    Riku: Sora, how do you keep your hair bouncy and strong?

    Sora: Well Riku, I use Garnier Fructis Sleek and Shine to improve my hair tone, making it up to five times stronger and three times smoother!

    Kairi: That's right, no more wild hair with Garnier Sleek and Shine!

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    Default Kingdom Backfired

    Goofy: Theres a Key hole!
    Donald: Seal it up!
    Sora: I can't.
    Donald&Goofy: Why not?
    Sora: ITS A KEY SLOT, DUH!
    Donald: CRAP!
    Goofy: Then use the Keysheild!
    Sora: And where I going to get that without having the Keyblade apear whenever its want!
    Donald: Yea!
    Goofy: Fine!

    *Later...*

    Sora: WHO THE HECK YOU TWO?
    Roxas-a-like: Um...Finding our friend Xehanort.
    Lady Kinght: Have you three seen him?
    Goofy: Oh no!
    Donald: WILL THESE BAD GUYS STOP BRING MORE OF THEM?!?
    Sora: ATTACK!

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    Org XV

    (Insert Mission Impossible scene where he gets the info from the PC while the other dudes being sick)

    Zaimaxu: I got it...the....

    Maxs:Shut up, and why didn't you just float down instead of using my sand rope.

    Zai: Meh....lets go.

    The next day...

    Xaldin: LARXENE!! YOU TOOK MY BEAUTY MAGAZINE!!!!



    How do YOU think he gets the info to get those dreads?

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    Queen Minnie: "Ooooh Donald, I haven't said it, but you really have taught me a lot of stuff today!"

    D.Duck: "It's custom"

    Q.Minnie: "When's our next...session?"

    D.Duck: "When I feel like it, rat!"

    Q.Minnie: "I love it when you bad mouth me, say it again"

    D.Duck: "Aaaah shad'dap"

    Q.Minnie: "Hehehe, you knows these days, the comfort you've shown me has been much...appreciated"

    D.Duck: "What the King doesn't know won't hurt him"

    GOOFY: "HOWDY, HILLLKKK...YOU HERE DIDN'T THINK THAT OLD GOOF HASN'T BEEN WATCHING THE TRUTH!"

    Q.Minnie: "Shut up Goofy, after Donald's gone, then it's your turn"

    GOOFY: "HILLKKKK...SO WE SWEEPING UP THE BROOMS"

    Q.Minnie: "No dummy, we're having--crap, Mickey!?"

    K.Mickey: "Arrrrghhh...what did I say about leaving me about, come on guys, lets have ourselves a good 'ol time!"

    D.Duck&Q.Minnie&GOOFY: "HICKKEELLL
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    You sick B******

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    Default And again...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonface View Post
    ~ On Rockferd Island...~

    Alferd: You shall die girlie, Mha Mha Mha *Sounds of a aircraft is about to crash landing.* Oh crap...*Spack, 'Highwind' Gummi ship land on Alferd Ashfred*
    Claire: WTF?
    Sora: *Poke his head out of the gummi ship* Ummmmm... guys, where are we?
    Nemesis: Rockferd Island...wait? ...I SMELL MR CHRIS REDFEILD!
    Donald, Goofy, James, Tron, Megaman, Zero, Snake, Raiden and Samus: Who?
    Claire: MY BROTHER!
    Maximo: Yea...
    Sora: Hold on...WTF YOU CAME FROM? *Point to Maximo*
    Grem Reaper: Ok buddy, I told you NOT to sneak into other beings' ships!
    ~ Later, in the underworld ~

    Sora:...
    Donald:...
    Megaman:...So this is where the users goes when they die?
    Tron: Could be?
    Zero:...
    Nemesis: I'm bored.
    Claire: ...and I'm like 'Shut up'...
    Samus: ...I KNOW...
    Maximo: Feel like we back some how...
    Grem Reaper: Don't ask.
    James: Are...
    Goofy: NO! DEAR GOD NO! IF I HAVE TO HEAR "ARE WE THERE YET?" ONE MORE TIME I'LL KILL YOU, GET THAT?!?
    Auron: HEY! You can't kill living here, its taboo!
    Sora: When did you join Auron?
    Auron:...Just now, where else I would be?
    Sora: Good point.

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    Cid: The thread....IT'S ALIVE!!!!

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    Ansem: kingdom hearts fill me with the power of darkness

    Sora:have you taken your medication today Ansem.

    Ansem :have you taken your shut the h*** up today
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