the adventures of Org X and the Ghost of Marluxia....

(see KHIS for details on original characters... also Maxs drinks tequila)

Zaimaxu: somebody give me $2000 or I'll cut maxs' arm and catch it on this lit match!

Xyptrak: so?

Zaimaxu: check his BAC...

Girax: *checks* it's over 9000!!1!!111!! *dies*

Dixos: What!? 9000!? There's no way that's right! *dies*

Maxs: I think it's right.

Zaimaxu: Umm, it can't be 9000%. thats impossible. *checks* it's over 90!!!

Oryxu *stands in for Dixos* What!? 90!? There's no way-

Zaimaxu: *cuts Oryxu off* wait, how is Maxs alive?

Maxs: That... is a good question *quote from Zell becomes running joke* *sneezes and gets nosebleed*

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

The End

*zooms out from screen, Zai standing next to screen*

Zaimaxu: That is just one reason why you should always drink in moderation. Plus Hitler died from alcohol poisoning. You don't want to be like hitler, do you?

Marluxia Jackson: Just BEAT IT! beat it! BEAT IT! beat it!