Things KH Characters Would Never Say

[Clawsze]

[Why can he die?]
*Sora and Kairi are 'making-out' while Riku getting a sneak peek at them*
Sora: Oh Kairi.
Kairi: Sora.
Riku: THATS IT! *Chop Sora's head off*
Kairi: RIKU!
Riku: Now that Sora's out of the way...
*Sora had Reload*
Sora: Riku! Why did you do that?
Riku: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!*Ran away*
Kairi: What was that Sora?
Sora: Beats me. Now where we were before Riku attack me?
Kairi: Ah yes...*Sora and Kairi went back to 'making-out'*

[theres too many!]
~ in the Underworld ~
Hades: *Sigh* Man it soooo boring today...
Sora: Umm...
Hades: Huh? Oh right over there.
Sora: Thanks. *Walk thought the door to dead*
Hades: First soul of the day...
Sora: Hello!
Hades: Huh? What the...*Saw a line of SORAS!*...well damn!
*Later...*
Hades: That Door is full now...
Sora: Hey!
Hades: Huh?...!!!*See that the Underworld taking over by a ARMY of SORA*...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Later...*
~ At TWTNW ~
Xemnas: Ok everynoone, we need a plan if ever going to live after this.
All Other Nobodies: .........
Axel: We could just leave this world.
All Other Nobodies: YES! WE MUST LEAVE NOW!
Xemnas: NO! I WILL NOT LEAVE WITHOUT KINGDOM HEARTS!*Axel waving a Kingdom Heart game*...Ok we leave now!
*Later...*
~ At Disney Castle ~
Riku: Whats going on?
King Mickey: Well, we just be reported that TWTNW has been rename as 'TWTFOS' (Short for 'The World Thats Full Of Soras')
Riku: ...WHAT! but Sora's right next to me!
Sora(No.5372535743): Yea you dimwitted mouse!

hey can i add 2 th@?

You can add anything, look back to when me and Storm-Ninja owned this thread, we just carried on the stories, speaking of which, we may make....EPISODE 2!!!


Sora is in Disney Castle when....5 members of Org XIII appear.

Roxas: HI BIG BROTHER.
Axel: Make that joke again and I will KILL YOU....

What are they here for? find out in 5 minutes...or days, I forget.

Sora: ROXAS(In a DiZ kinda way)

Demyx: READY....

Leaxeus: Earth....

Axel: FIRE, FIRE, FIRE, FIRE IS TEH UBER!!!!!!111one!!!1eleven!

Xaldin: STAB!!! STAB!!!!(Trranslation=WIND!!!)

Demyx: DANCE WATER DANCE!!!!

Roxas: HEART!!!(Sora: I am not his other....)

???: With your powers combined I am.....CAPTAIN PLA-I MEAN CAPTAIN MARLUXIA!!!!!

Sora: That is wrong in so many ways....wait a minute...whats Xaldin doing to Axel....

Xaldin: MY STAB-STAB, STABBITY!!!!(Give me the Chakram you Mother F*****)

Axel: I hate life....or non-life....whatever.