Definitely not one of you best posts XDOriginally Posted by demondude55
What was I smoking when I posted that.
Definitely not one of you best posts XDWhat was I smoking when I posted that.
Agreed, hem-hem(puts on Comic Book Guy Voice) Worst. Comment. Ever.Definitely not one of you best posts XDWhat was I smoking when I posted that.
Sora: I can't believe it's not butter!
Riku: Butter? Why butter?
Sora: Check for yourself.
Riku: (After watching 500 commertials of the same thing* This is too much like real life!
*Riku jumps off a high buiding and lands unscathed*
Riku: Damn my invisibiltyness to survive long falls!!!
Kairi: Invisibilityness? Is that even a word?
Riku: Shut up!!!
*Riku walks away*
Sora: You can't commit suicide you know.
Kairi: What you think I was trying to do when I was stuck in TWTNW?
Sora: Oh...
Random Weapon Swap Day (RWSD)
~ In TWTNW, Xigbar's room ~
Xigbar: Time to get my guns...AXEL! COME AND YOUR DUMB WEAPONS AND GIVE ME MY BABIES!
~ Saïx's room ~
Saïx: NOW WTF IS GOING ON?...Uh?*Holding a deck of cards*...???
~ Demyx's Room ~
Demyx: My...baby...is...gone...errrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggg. *Summoning Saïx's Claymore* YOU ALL WILL PAY!!!!!
~ Roxas' Room ~
Roxas: WTF?...crap. Not RANDOM WEAPON SWAP DAY!
(Struggle Tournament-Axel vs. Roxas-Take 1)
Axel-Number XIII,Roxas,The Keyblade's Chos-(drops chakram) Oh,
sorry,my bad! Can we try that again?
Roxas-lol
Director(me!)-Cut! Alright let's try that again
(S.T.- A v R-Take 2)
Axel-Number XIII,Roxas,the Key-(drops chakram again) Dammit! I'm sorry!
Roxas-rofl
Director-It's okay,Axel. It happens!
Axel-It's the spin! It's hard holding something this big while it's spinning!
Director-It's alright. Now from the top!
(S.T.- A v R-Take 3)
Axel-Number XIII,Roxas,The Keyblade's Chosen O-(drops chakram AGAIN) GOD F---IN' DAMMIT!!!!!
Roxas-(laughing so hard he's clutching his sides,crying)
Director-(pinches bridge of nose) How about an early lunch?
Evry1-'Kay(go 2 lunch-Riku/Sora,Zexion/Demyx,Leon/Cloud,& Xemnas/Saix going 2 their shared rooms)
Director-(raises eyebrow @ them)
Axel-(helps Roxas stand up straight) Hey...
Roxas-(wipes away tears,mostly calm now) Hmm?
Axel-(smirks) Wanna go f---?
Roxas-(grabs Axel's hand & drags him 2 their own room) HELL'S F---IN' YEA!
Director-(watches as door slams closed,smirks) Ooooh I am SOOOO glad i had those cameras installed...the girls r gonna looooovvve the vids when their done!(gets out of chair,walks off 2 have lunch w/ fellow yaoi fangirls)
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(not related 2 above scene)
Nubixa(my OC)-(on computer,reads sumthing) Huh,that's weird.
Roxas-(walks up) What is,'Nee-chan?
Nubixa-(reading screen) Well,if I'm reading this right,it seems Mickey/Minnie & Donald/Daisy only have nieces & nephews,but no children.While Goofy,who seems to have no significant other,has a son.
Roxas-How's that weird?
Nubixa-Think about it-Mickey & Donald,who have wives,have only nieces & nephews,but no children.And Goofy,who has a son,but seemingly no significant other 2 speak of to be the mother.
Roxas-Whoa,that IS weird.We should ask him.
Nubixa-Maybe later,Vexaren(my other OC) is waiting for me.(gets up & goes 2 get ready)
Roxas-(waves) Have fun,Onee-chan!
Nubixa-(from other room) Tell Axel I said hi,Otouto-kun!
lawl
I think my favorite part was Roxas saying "lol"
just like u say "lawl" all the time?
Yeah...my parents look at me funny
ur parents r normal & th@s bad
~ Riku's House ~
*RING*
Riku: DAMN IT! *Pick up the phone* Hello?
???: Hello?
Riku: Who is this?
???: Who is this?
Riku: Is that you Sora? If it is, I'm hanging up!
???: Hang up and I'll KILL Sora AND RAPE KAIRI!
Riku: OMFG!
???: OMFG right! If you want them to be safe, you have to do something for me.
Riku: ...what do you want me to do?
???: First you tell everyone that Leon is a Heartless F&&ker.
Riku: Alright.
~ At the other end of the phone line... ~
Riku: Alright.
Yuffie: After that...
itd be so awesome if this lived to see the light of KH3 or w/e then next KH would be. :]
Stalpho Slayer
If it doesn't, i personnally will make a new thread.
Sora: Riku, whats wrong.
Riku:*takes gllug from Vodka bottle* Nothing....
Sora: But you only drink when you're sad....hey I know what'll cheer you up...
Riku: No Sora, you frieken dare....
Sora: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TI-
Riku: GOD DAMN YOU. (Throws bottle at Sora)
Sora: ARGH (HEADSHOT!!!)
[Why can he die?]
*Sora and Kairi are 'making-out' while Riku getting a sneak peek at them*
Sora: Oh Kairi.
Kairi: Sora.
Riku: THATS IT! *Chop Sora's head off*
Kairi: RIKU!
Riku: Now that Sora's out of the way...
*Sora had Reload*
Sora: Riku! Why did you do that?
Riku: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!*Ran away*
Kairi: What was that Sora?
Sora: Beats me. Now where we were before Riku attack me?
Kairi: Ah yes...*Sora and Kairi went back to 'making-out'*
[theres too many!]
~ in the Underworld ~
Hades: *Sigh* Man it soooo boring today...
Sora: Umm...
Hades: Huh? Oh right over there.
Sora: Thanks. *Walk thought the door to dead*
Hades: First soul of the day...
Sora: Hello!
Hades: Huh? What the...*Saw a line of SORAS!*...well damn!
*Later...*
Hades: That Door is full now...
Sora: Hey!
Hades: Huh?...!!!*See that the Underworld taking over by a ARMY of SORA*...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Later...*
~ At TWTNW ~
Xemnas: Ok everynoone, we need a plan if ever going to live after this.
All Other Nobodies: .........
Axel: We could just leave this world.
All Other Nobodies: YES! WE MUST LEAVE NOW!
Xemnas: NO! I WILL NOT LEAVE WITHOUT KINGDOM HEARTS!*Axel waving a Kingdom Heart game*...Ok we leave now!
*Later...*
~ At Disney Castle ~
Riku: Whats going on?
King Mickey: Well, we just be reported that TWTNW has been rename as 'TWTFOS' (Short for 'The World Thats Full Of Soras')
Riku: ...WHAT! but Sora's right next to me!
Sora(No.5372535743): Yea you dimwitted mouse!
hey can i add 2 th@?
I Hide in the Shadows of the Night, harvesting Hearts to expand the Realm of Darkness.
I am Number XVI of the Organization:
The Shaded Stalker of the Night.
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