Things KH Characters Would Never Say

[FFVIFan]

Before Xemnas Battle: Take 1:
Sora: XEMNAS!
Xemnas: You don't have to scream! Im right here!
Sora: Okay...?

Before Xemnas Battle: Take 2:
Sora: ANSEM! Wait, what?
*Xemnas falls to the ground laughting*
Director: XEMNAS! You got to scream that!

Before Xemnas Battle: Take 3:
Sora: XEMNAS!
Xemnas: You have arrived.
Sora: Wow! I never noticed!
*Riku falls to the ground laughting*

Before Xemnas Battle: Take 109:
Sora: XEMNAS!
Xemnas: you have arrived.
Sora: What are your plans!
Xemnas: Your this far and you still understand nothing?
Sora: What? I know that the fabric of time and space created a distortion in reason that manipulated a being to create life and began to...
Riku: I think my head's gonna explode.

[Dragonface]

~ Pete vs Past Pete ~
* At the past (Timeless River) *
Pete: You can't beat me! HA HA HA!
Sora: There must be a way...*Look at past Pete* change of plans guys.
Donald & Goofy: What?
Sora: we attack the OTHER Pete.
Pete (Both): I don't like the sound of that...
*Sora, Donald & Goofy killed past Pete*
Pete: NOOOOOOOoooooooooo....*fade off*
Sora: We did it! *Time Paradox (Metal Gear Soild 3)* Crap...
*Game Over*
Player: Another time paradox!?! Dam it!!

~ Odd Joke of KH ~
Sora: Hay Riku.
Riku: What?
Sora: What did King Mickey said to Donald and Dasey?
Riku: I don't know, you tell me.
Sora: He said "Will you two stop quacking about it!?!"
Riku: ...*walk away with a confusion-look on his face*
Sora: What?

[KHon-the-run]

Enigmatic Knight: so, sora i was thinking...
Sora:wut?
EK:................................................................................................. ................................................................................................
Sora come on, wut?
EK:.......i forgoted
Sora: I f*****g hate you

[KHon-the-run]

EK:oH yAh
sOrA:wUt?
Ek:hOw ThE hElL dO wE eXiSt In ThE sAmE tImE pErIoD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!:?
sOrA: wUt I dIdNt HeAr YoU, i WaS pAyInG tO mUcH aTtEnTiOn To ThE jAaM.

[KHon-the-run]

sora: kairi?
kairi: riku?
riku: roxas?
roxas: bomb?
all: BOMB?!?!?!?!?
roxas: no, BONG!
*so they all get high, xemnas wins, larxene gets prego, and i am so bored





[b]

Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?



Final Fantasy VII

[Jessweeee♪]

What's with the weird linkbacks? o.O

[sir helix]

sora: um, your magisty?
mickey: ya sora?
sora: can i...... touch you ears?
*akward silence
mickey: (grabs sora' keyblade) go smurf yourself
sora: then can i touch them?
mickey: NO!
sora: but, you let riku hold you all the time!
mickey: You son of a bitch, you spied on us. (summons his key)
sora:Mickey and riku sitten in a tree, k.i.s.s.i.n.g
*riku decapitates him with a random battle axe
*mickey jumps into his arms
*sora's body is discovered a month later by the smufs and they sue eoff for using there god as a form of censorment (jk lol)

[Mini Tidus]

SPOILERS!!




Sora: Hey Kairi, you have a keyblade now??!
Kairi: Yup, I'm gonna have so much fun. IT HAS A VIBRATE SETTING!


Sephiroth: What is Cloud doing?
Sora: Kairi
Sephiroth: But I thought she was doing Riku?
Sora: WHAT!

[Mini Tidus]

Before Xemnas Battle: Take 3:
Sora: XEMNAS!
Xemnas: You have arrived.
Sora: Wow! I never noticed!
*Riku falls to the ground laughting*

[Dragonface]

<No XIV>

~At TWTNW, the Meeting Hall~

Xemnas: All right everynoone setted down...*Other Nobodies keep on talking*...SHUT UP!!!*Chatting stop* Now first things first, where XIII?
Axel:...OH CRAP!!! I'll get him.*Warp out*
Xemnas:...lets get this over with...this is our new member No. XIV Xion, she...(Larxene: Finally another female Nobody to have a 'Girl talk'.)...can also weild a Keybalde...(All: OH S##t *Warp out*)...and need one of you to show her how we do things here.
*Axel & Roxas appear*
Axelot him...where did others go Mansex?
Xemnas:...You'll do Roxas. *warp out*
*Xion looks at Roxas and...fall in love*
Roxas: umm....
Axel: Hey lass what are you look at?*Xion looks at Axel and went catty attack at his face* NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FACE!!!!
Roxas: Why me?

[Unbreakable Will]

Roxas meets Axel:
Axel: Don't tell me you don't remember...
Roxas: ... remember what?
Axel: Our night together...I thought it meant something
Roxas: WTF MAN?!? The script, stick to the script!!!

Sephiroth talks to Sora:
Sephiroth: Whats Cloud doing?
Sora: Maleficent
Sephiroth; 0.o... EWWWWWWW
(Sephiroth can't block the mental image and finally resorts to jumping off the cliff)

[drotato]

Donald: Goofy... I have something I need to say.
Goofy: What is it, Donald?
Donald: Goofy, I'm madly in love with you...
Goofy: Get the smurf away from me, fool. D:<

[Whispering_Hunter]

Anybody besides me notice how Demyx does all that fancy footwork during his meeting with Sora in Hollow Bastian? Well...

Demyx: Tra-la-la boom de yay
Did you get yours today?
I got mine yesterday
That's why I walk this way!

Sora: What the hell?

[sir helix]

The struggle.

Seipher: Haha roxas has blue balls!
Roxas: Haha you cut your self shaving your unibrow!
Fui: SECRET
Rai: thats Cold Y'know
Hayner: Plus hes hiding his blad spot.
olette: And hes a slave driver, just look at poor Vivi.
Pence: Ya he is waring cloths very close to white.
Vivilooks at Seipher) Is this true?
Fui: UNCOOL
Rai: your a Racist bastard Y'know
Seipher: ....... WTF, Im being told off by a partial mute and a Retar..

Rai, Fui, and Vivi start beating up seipher, Roxas wins by default.

[Dragonface]

Roxas meets Axel:
Axel: Don't tell me you don't remember...
Roxas: ... remember what?
Axel: Our night together...I thought it meant something
Roxas: WTF MAN?!? The script, stick to the script!!!

Sephiroth talks to Sora:
Sephiroth: Whats Cloud doing?
Sora: Maleficent
Sephiroth; 0.o... EWWWWWWW
(Sephiroth can't block the mental image and finally resorts to jumping off the cliff)

[Roxas meets Axel V2]
Axel: Don't tell me you don't remember...
Roxas: ...remember...Oh I get it!
Axel: Final...
Roxas: Whats up Demyx.
Axel: ...WRONG!
Roxas: Vexen?
Axel: Faded away.
Roxas: Larxene?
Axel: Do I look like a chick to you?
Roxas: Maybe...
Axel: MAYBE! MAYBE! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!*Jump of the cliff*
Roxas: Are you ok Goofy?

[Sora & Sephiroth]
Sephiroth: Whats Cloud doing?
Sora: Not a clue...
[Ending A]
Sora: ...Unless I'm Cloud!*Remove Head cover mask*
Sephiroth: O_O
"Sora": You realy are a nimrod.
[Ending B]
*Elsewhere, at Lezo Pub*
Randon Lady: You have great knockers miss...
Cloud: Call me 'Ms C'.*He is indeed wearing a Dress & Wig*