Things KH Characters Would Never Say

[Dragonface]

*at the cross road*
Sora: Goofy.
Goofy: Yea Sora?
Sora: I never ask but, WHY Donald not wearing any PANTS??
Goofy: I don't know, in fact I never see him wear any pants in my life time.
Sora: Sould we ask him?
Goofy: Yea sure why not.
Sora: DONALD!
Donald: WHAT NOW SORA?!
Sora: Why you don't wear any pants at all?
Donald: I'll tell you two things, One: only wuss wear pants. Two: I'm afrad of them...*look at Sora's shorts and then ran away*
Sora: ** Goofy.
Goofy: * * yes Sora?
Sora: When we see the King, remind me to tell him to get Donald to wear some pants.

[leader of mortals]

Sora: I HATE MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Sora commits suicide*
*Sora reloads*
Sora: Damnit!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dragonface]

{At the Porn Shop}
Xemnas: I like to buy these. {Put some Porn DVD on conter}
Shop Keeper: that will be 30 Munnies sir.
Xemnas: Ok. {look for his Munnies for Three Hours}
Xemnas:Can you hold on to them until I pay you?
Shop Keeper: Ok.
{Xemnas left the shop and gone to The World That Never Was, ture to Roxas}
Xemnas: Where are the Munnies?
Roxas: We are broke, and the Bank told us that we owed them 7000000 Munnies and if we don't pay them back by next month, we'll be 'Homeless'.
Xemnas: HOW DID WE GET BROKE IN THE FIRST PLACE?
{Elsewhere in some Caino}
Luxord: If I don't get 90000000 Munnies that I bet on back. Every 'Nobodies' will have my head for sure.

[Dr.M]

cool!

Here's another:
Axel (to Marluxia): Who the Hell are you, the Grim Reaper's homosexual cousin?


No offense

hahaha! thats funi!

[leader of mortals]

Dr.M: Thats funi!
Seifer: thats not how you spell funny!!!!!
*Seifer chases Dr.M for hours with Sephiroth`s katana*
Dr.M: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


BTW... Sorry Dr.M lol

[evil cecil]

Another Day in the life of Orga. XIII

Demyx: You know i'm right.
Axle: No. you'r wrong. W-R-O-N-G. Got it memorized?
Demyx: No i'm right!
Axle: No I am! A-M. Got it memorized?
*Saix walks in*
Saix: What are you fighting about now.
Demyx: witch FF is the best. I think it's FFIX
Axle: And I know it's FFVIII. F-F-V-I-I-I. Got it memorized?
Demyx: FFIX
Axle: FFVIII. F-F-V-I-I-I. Got it memorized?
Saix: Guys Guys.... we all know FFVII is the best.
*Zexion walks in*
Zexion: Cmon FFVI is the best. Infact, Xenmas will prove it.
*Everyone walks into Xenmas's room. Xenmas is playing a videogame.*
Demyx: What'ca playing?
Xenmas: FFI
Axle: EWWW!!! IT'S 8-BIT!! 8-B-I-T! Got it memorized?
Xenmas: Cmon, It's not that bad.
Saix: Yes it is! they don't even move to the other side of the field! unlike in FFVII were they do.
Demyx: And they can't trance!
Axle: So? Limit was soooooooooo much cooler! C-O-O-L-E-R! Got it memorized?
Zexion: Limit's and trance just make the game easyer. true pros don't need it.
Xenmas: Thats enough!! All of you leave before I kill you!
Demyx: AHHHH!!! DON'T HURT ME!!!
*Demyx dissapears*
Zexion: ummmm.... ehh.... *Dissapears*
Saix: Yes Glorious leader *Dissapears*
Axle: ...
Xenmas: ...
Axle ...
Xenmas: ...
Axle: Fine i'll leave. L-E-A-V-E. Got it memor--
Xenmas: YES I GOT IT FREAKING MEMORIZED JUST LEAVE!!!!
*Axle dissapers*
Xenmas: finally.
*Demyx reapeares"
Demyx: FFIX rocks! *dissapears*
*Xenmas gets mad and bashes his NES with his lightsaber then sees what he did.*
Xenmas: FFI! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*One room below*
*Marluxia bashes his cealing with the back end of his scythe*
Marluxia: SHUT UP XENMAS! I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP AFTER PLAYING FFXI FOR 37hr!!!!!!!!

/Fin. F-I-N. Got it memorized?

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahah make some more.. hahahaha
heres mine..not so good..anyway i know im not spelling right...
seprirtoh:when i was a kid my mom would read night storys about a pink pony and i would drink my milk with my teddy
sora:*slovly walks away*

[Firo Volondé]

Now I know why Larxene was so bitchy (SPOILER)FFXII STILL hasn't been released yet outside (US and Japan)

[Marluxiaswife]

(Sora,Donald and Goofy handing out papers about tonight, with leon's picture on it)

Sora:MARSHMELLOW UNDERWEAR KING LIVE!!!!!!!!!
Donald points at Leon's picture
Goofy: Get them while there hot!
Donald hit's goofy
Donald:No stupited!, its not food!

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Another Day in the life of Orga. XIII

Demyx: You know i'm right.
Axle: No. you'r wrong. W-R-O-N-G. Got it memorized?
Demyx: No i'm right!
Axle: No I am! A-M. Got it memorized?
*Saix walks in*
Saix: What are you fighting about now.
Demyx: witch FF is the best. I think it's FFIX
Axle: And I know it's FFVIII. F-F-V-I-I-I. Got it memorized?
Demyx: FFIX
Axle: FFVIII. F-F-V-I-I-I. Got it memorized?
Saix: Guys Guys.... we all know FFVII is the best.
*Zexion walks in*
Zexion: Cmon FFVI is the best. Infact, Xenmas will prove it.
*Everyone walks into Xenmas's room. Xenmas is playing a videogame.*
Demyx: What'ca playing?
Xenmas: FFI
Axle: EWWW!!! IT'S 8-BIT!! 8-B-I-T! Got it memorized?
Xenmas: Cmon, It's not that bad.
Saix: Yes it is! they don't even move to the other side of the field! unlike in FFVII were they do.
Demyx: And they can't trance!
Axle: So? Limit was soooooooooo much cooler! C-O-O-L-E-R! Got it memorized?
Zexion: Limit's and trance just make the game easyer. true pros don't need it.
Xenmas: Thats enough!! All of you leave before I kill you!
Demyx: AHHHH!!! DON'T HURT ME!!!
*Demyx dissapears*
Zexion: ummmm.... ehh.... *Dissapears*
Saix: Yes Glorious leader *Dissapears*
Axle: ...
Xenmas: ...
Axle ...
Xenmas: ...
Axle: Fine i'll leave. L-E-A-V-E. Got it memor--
Xenmas: YES I GOT IT FREAKING MEMORIZED JUST LEAVE!!!!
*Axle dissapers*
Xenmas: finally.
*Demyx reapeares"
Demyx: FFIX rocks! *dissapears*
*Xenmas gets mad and bashes his NES with his lightsaber then sees what he did.*
Xenmas: FFI! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*One room below*
*Marluxia bashes his cealing with the back end of his scythe*
Marluxia: SHUT UP XENMAS! I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP AFTER PLAYING FFXI FOR 37hr!!!!!!!!

/Fin. F-I-N. Got it memorized?

OMG that was effin hilarious!!! :kaolaugh:

Axel is my favorite Organization XIII member , and he's right: Final Fantasy VIII is the best!!! :kaohappy2
B-E-S-T. Got it memorized?

[leader of mortals]

everyones singing at atlantica, and donald starts singing

Donald: swim this way we`ll dance and we`ll play
Sora: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*ears bleed*
Goofy: *dies*
Ariel: *screams and has her dad kill donald*

[Dragonface]

Riku: "Kairi."
Kairi: "Yes?"
Riku: "Will you marry m..."
Xehanort: "SUCK MY BALLS!!!"
*Kairi kick Riku's 'Balls' and ran off*
Riku:
Xehanort:"HA HA."

*Later*

Sora: "Kairi."
Kairi: "Yes?"
Sora: "Will you marry m..."
Roxas: "Marry me Naminé."
Kairi: "Did you call me Naminé?"
Sora: "Roxas!!"
Roxas: "What?"

*Later*

Kairi: "Sora, Riku, I got good news and bad news."
Sora&Riku: "Give us the good news first."
Kairi: "I'm getting marry."
Sora: "Ok, so who's the lucky guy?"
Ansem the Wise: "Naminé's her wife."

*Later*

Sora,Riku&Roxas: "YOU'RE GAY??? "

OOC: I guess nobody have make more post in this.

*At TWTNW*

Riku: Sora.
Sora: Yes?
Riku: Why Donald not wearing any pant?
Sora: I ask Goofy the same thing, he didn't know, then we ask Donald about that and he just ran when he's look at my pants. If you realy want to know, ask him and then tell King Micky that Donald have to wear some pants.

[leader of mortals]

err i need to bump this because it is a good thread.

Riku: donald i told king mickey to get you to put on some pants
Donald: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Riku: *chases donald with pants*
King mickey: *tackles donald*
Riku: *Puts donald`s pants on*
Donald: *dies*
Riku: so pants were his ultimate weakness
Sora: I knew it!!!

[Jessweeee♪]

Riku: so pants were his ultimate weakness
Sora: I knew it!!!

XD

[Dragonface]

~ In Havoc's Divide ~

Luxord: We'll play a little game.
Sora: I got a bet in mind.
Luxord: Oh realy, do tell.
Sora: If you win, you'll get all of our hearts.
Riku,Kairi,Donald&Goofy: NOOOOOOO.
Luxord: That sound too easy, what happen if I lose?
Sora: You, Axel and Demyx will help us to take down Sephiroth and Xemnas, as well to never take any hearts again.
Luxord: Deal, so what the game?
Sora: Guess what colour Kairi's panties are? Lucky for you I don't know that as well so its a fair bet.
Kairi: WHAT? YOU GOT TO BE...
Luxord: Pink.
Sora: Ok Kairi, bend down.
Kairi: NO! Riku can you tell...
*Riku, Donald and Goofy force Kairi to bend over and show her bear a$$*
*Luxord and Sora had a nose bleed*
Luxord: NO PANTIES????
*Riku's nose bleed, Donald and Goofy gong to puke (They're not human after all), and Kairi got pissed*
Sora: That means, you loss the bet.

~ Later at behind the door of Kingdom Heart ~

Xemnas: Time to die Key Bearers.
Luxord: Pick a card.
Demyx: Dance water dance.
Axel: It time to pay for what you done to Roxas.
Xemnas: WTF?????
Sora: Its Nine of use vs one of you. 11 of us if you also cont Roxas and Naminé. The odds dosen't favor you.
Xemnas: Crap...

[Rikku X-2]

Donaldoofy what are you doing?
Goofy:I don't know Donald...I just don't know