Zidane: So, what's happenin', sexy lady?
Director: Zidane.
Zidane: How 'bout you and me ditch this shindig? I know a good restaurant in Treno. A lil' dinner, some dancing...
Director: Zidane.
Zidane: I mean, a beautiful broad like you doesn't need to be working here--
Director: Da**it, Zidane! You're supposed to flirt with GARNET - not Queen BRAHNE!!!
Zidane: Oh shiii--my bad! Without the make-up, they look so much alike...
Brahne: [thoroughly flushed]
Garnet: [thoroughly insulted]