FFIX Bloopers

[f f freak]

At Auditions for parts

Zidane: Hey Squall.....SQUALL???!!!
Squall:Hey Zidane what's up?
Zidane: What are you doing here?
Squall: I need some money for Rinoa's food she's been eating a lot lately
Zidane: Why has she been eating a lot?
Squall: Well she isn't so famous any more so she auditioned for Garnet but they gave it to someone else so she decided to audition for..... ummmm well......... Queen Brahne
Zidane: *Bursts out laughing then stops*
*Rinoa rolls across screen*
Zidane: WTF???!!! She's huge
Squall: Yeah tell me about it I have to sleep with her
Rinoa: I heard that!!!!
Squall: Gotta run
Rinoa: GRAAAGH!!!!
*Squall runs away from Rinoa rolling like a boulder trying to crush Squall*
Zidane: What a strange couple

[EmuMaster2002]

Kuja: Your mom, Zidane!
Zidane: ... *headbutts Kuja*

Kupo: RED CARD! You can't exist for the first quarter of FFX!

Also, first post ever.

[Ozmoid]

Zidane: So im not from Gaia? huh. Well, i guess that's what ruby ment whan she said i wa Out of this world heheh Allll-riiiiight!

[Medi]

Brahne: Damn, you're ugly!

[LuvinLatia]

*before brahne destroys cleyra*

Quina: Sand so delicious here!
Zidane: Quina, you stay here and wait for us.
Quina starts to eat the sand.
Zidane and Co. notice a shaking in the tree.
Quina yells: TIMBER!!!!
Cleyra is destroyed.
Queen Brahnes troops arrive.
Brahne: Where did Cleyra go?
Beatrix: I don't know but you have t find another use for that eidolon.
Brahne: TO THE IIFA TREE!!!!!
Shoots off to the Iifa Tree.

[Cid's_Lady_Erin]

*Whilst flying airship over Treno*

Zidane: Dark....
*reverses ship slightly*
Zidane: Light...
*ship moves back and forward*
Zidane: dark! light! dark! light! dark! light.........

XD I did that too!

((Scene in the beginning where Garnet and Dagger are attempting to escape on the Prima Vista))
Brahne: Oh, Zidane! Are you okay? That looked like nasty fire!
Zidane: *oh gawd* You're supposed to be motioning forward the cannon Ma'!!
Brahne: We're still on? Oh, poopie. Am I getting a paycut for this?

[salvaje]

Zidane: So, what's happenin', sexy lady?
Director: Zidane.
Zidane: How 'bout you and me ditch this shindig? I know a good restaurant in Treno. A lil' dinner, some dancing...
Director: Zidane.
Zidane: I mean, a beautiful broad like you doesn't need to be working here--
Director: Da**it, Zidane! You're supposed to flirt with GARNET - not Queen BRAHNE!!!
Zidane: Oh shiii--my bad! Without the make-up, they look so much alike...
Brahne: [thoroughly flushed]
Garnet: [thoroughly insulted]

[Fantasy Fan]

Vivi: What's that smell?
Amarant: Okay, who's farted?
Zidane: I think it was the princess.
Garnet: What?
Steiner: How dare you speak of her like that.
Kuja: Is everyone quite done?
Zidane: Shut up, atleast I don't wear a thong!