Tidus: I am going to dedicate my life to become... a temple monk.

Auron: Hey, guess what, Tidus, you've been punk'd!

Yuna: Wow. The fayth for Ifrit is sooo hot!

Wakka: OMG. I just realized that I damage fiends by throwing blitzballs at them! That is so retarded!

Lulu: Eggs

Rikku: Kimahri, I love you.

Kimahri: *says a sentence with extremely high vocabulary*