bad birds

[Luara]

I hate some of them because they have no respect for us!
Did you happen to walk to go to somewhere and then...POM... in your head?...
It already happens to me...

[Dreddz]

Nothing bad has happened to me yet, but I stay wary if I was to walk through Trafalgar square or somewhere similier.

[Meat Puppet]

Magpies (the sinister kind) usually attack my head when I am walking outside with no hat on. It's pretty scary sometimes because there's just all this flapping and black and white and I don't know what has hit me! Most of the time they don't actually do any damage but there are times when I get cuts on my scalp or forehead. Since I've dyed my hair a darker color they have stopped doing it, so I know that they were actually just going for my hair and not me as a person.

[Chris]

I hate some of them because they have no respect for us!
Did you happen to walk to go to somewhere and then...POM... in your head?...
It already happens to me...

Funny you should mention it. Last week my mom had an encounter with a very bad, bad seagull. IT POOPED STRAIGHT DOWN ON HER HEAD, WHILE SHE WAS EATING.

[blackmage_nuke]

There i was placing crumbs of bread on the floor i intended to pick up later and throw in the trash and BANG these pigeons just fly right up and start eating them! The nerve

And ive been attacked by a magpie too, or it couldve been a crow, I cant remember but everytime i walked past its tree it just came down at me

[Levian]

I'm just thankful that ostriches don't fly.

[Moon Rabbits]

I'm just thankful that ostriches don't fly.

That, sir, would be terrifying.

[Jess]

I hate it when there are large groups of seagulls/pigeons flying above me. I have to get out of the way!

[TheSpoonyBard]

I don't like birds either. They're scary and you never know what they're thinking. I've never liked them since I was chased by a huge swan when I was little.

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h1...htx/pigeon.jpg (picture edited to obscure obscenity)

[nik0tine]

Dude, I feel you. I get POM'ed in the head every time I happen to walk to go somewhere. It sucks.

[bipper]

It is that damned mohawk nik0. You should get an emo brand haircut. They offer great protection from any [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] the world drops on you. If that fails, at least then you could always blast 'Dashboard Confessional'.

[Cz]

Birds are cool, and they're always nice to me. I don't think I've ever been POM'ed.

[Marly]

Theres something wrong with the brids in my area. They all seem to have this inner instict to aim directly for my trampoline whenever they go poop. No where else in the graden is hit, but my poor trampoline. Evil birds - they do it to annoy me.

[eestlinc]

once in college i was walking down the street and a bird took a dump on my forehead. i was so pissed and I had my hand over the spot. then this homeless guy comes up to me asking for money and move my hand to reveal the turd and I yelled at him "A BIRD JUST [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] ON MY smurfING FOREHEAD!!!!" and he ran away.

Then I went home and took a shower.

[Luara]

Birds are cool, and they're always nice to me. I don't think I've ever been POM'ed.

wait and you'll see...the birds will catch you too... there is no safe place... MHUAHAHA