once in college i was walking down the street and a bird took a dump on my forehead. i was so pissed and I had my hand over the spot. then this homeless guy comes up to me asking for money and move my hand to reveal the turd and I yelled at him "A BIRD JUST [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] ON MY smurfING FOREHEAD!!!!" and he ran away.

Then I went home and took a shower.