AC Bloopers

[Vaincast]

Ah I like all of your guys jokes hehe I actually fell off my chair:

While at the Sephiroth and Cloud battle, a peice of the wall actually hits Cloud when he's trying to get the sword out.

Loz threw the huge bench at Tifa and she didn't hit it

Loz was too early to throw the motorcycle which hit both Yazoo and Cloud

Kadaj was still on the phone arguing with one of the Turks and was too late to put the hand up which the montors attack Cloud

Cid didn't put his lance the right way which stabbed Cloud...you know where

Tifa tripped on the steps while trying to go to the phone

Cloud forgot to take out his sword while Reno just hit him with the metal bar

[AdVenT]

Ah I like all of your guys jokes hehe I actually fell off my chair:

While at the Sephiroth and Cloud battle, a peice of the wall actually hits Cloud when he's trying to get the sword out.

Loz threw the huge bench at Tifa and she didn't hit it

Loz was too early to throw the motorcycle which hit both Yazoo and Cloud

Kadaj was still on the phone arguing with one of the Turks and was too late to put the hand up which the montors attack Cloud

Cid didn't put his lance the right way which stabbed Cloud...you know where

Tifa tripped on the steps while trying to go to the phone

Cloud forgot to take out his sword while Reno just hit him with the metal bar

Those are some good ones

[Sylvie]

When Kadaj has all the kids at the forest:

Kadaj: You, are the children of--
Some random kid: Wait. Wait a minute. What the hell are we doing here?
Other kid: ...Yeah, anyway...
Other kid: What the hell? Were we like, brainwashed or something?
Denzel: I guess so. Come on, lets go.
(Kids all walk away)
*long pause*
Kadaj: ...Dammit! God dammit! Another sex scandal... ruined!
*stares at the ground for a couple seconds*
Kadaj: ...Hey... Yazoo... I'm horny again. Can you come over here and.. take care of that?

[Vaincast]

While Loz and Yazoo are going down the cliff, They both fell out of their motorcycles

Loz, on the phone: "I'm not crying!..No I'm not!...No I'm not!...No I'm not!...No I'm not!...No I'm not!...Fine I am..."

"oh ho, What is this power?"--Sephiroth
"I'm not gonna tell it to the likes of you"--Cloud
"Aww..Pretty please? I'll give you my materia for it"

[Toodleena]

How about:
Reno and Rude wait for ages for Cloud to come out of the tunnel, so that they can throw the bomb at Yazoo and Loz, and they start talking. Deep in a conversation, they forget what they're supposed to do, and when Cloud drives past, they're so surprised that they randomly try to throw the bombs in panic, which hit the ground just in frot of them, and blow up themselves along with Cloud, who's barely gotten past their point.
Not that funny, but I tried.

[boys from the dwarf]

when trying to drive inbetween reno and rude , cloud hits rude. CUT!

just imagine how funny it would look when it pauses and show a view of reno and rude .

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

*after kadja stops the leapers from jumping on cloud*
*sand gets in kadjas face* cuttttttt

[f f freak]

Okay this might not be very funny but who cares.
The bit where Reno and Rude have the bomb a Cloud look a like comes along on a motorbike and Reno sets the bomb. The real Cloud comes along and gets blown up CUT!!!!

[Cledarius]

I try too.

The scene where Cloud stands in the middle of the flowers an aeris appears:
Aeris:" F*** you! I'm dead! You hear! DEAD and you son of a ***** are alive! Go and die!"
CUT

When Tifa takes the phone in her first scene:
"Hello? Strife's crematorium, blast furnace three, you kill it, we burn it?"
CUT

When Cid jumps onto bahamut he loses his cigaret.
Cut

In the Motorcycle scenes, suddenly a motorcycle runs out of gas and the other bikes crash into it.
CUT

[Distain]

*bohemut fight*

cid gose to boots cloud in the air with his stafe but misses. stfe lands with stafe between his legs.

*everything gose silent, heroic music stops playing*

rest of cast: "Oooohh..."

Vincent: "thats gotta hurt"

Cid:"uhh cut?"

Cloud:" *high squeeky voice* "..ow..." *rolls of stafe and falls to ground holding his grion.

[Dragon Mage]

The scene where Cloud stands in the middle of the flowers an aeris appears:
Aeris:" F*** you! I'm dead! You hear! DEAD and you son of a ***** are alive! Go and die!"
CUT

When Tifa takes the phone in her first scene:
"Hello? Strife's crematorium, blast furnace three, you kill it, we burn it?"
CUT

LMAO. Very nice.

[G3ORGE]

The bit where cloud puts the buster sword up on like zacks memorial
cloud has been repetedly trying to stand the sword up but it keeps on falling

Cloud:Im not joking man that time it was like an inch away from my foot
CUT!

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

*yuffie trips over materia* CID!!

[Griff]

Reno: It's Jenova's friggin head!
*music starts*
Yazoo: I don't understand
Loz: Why are you being so mean?
Both: You're a mean, mean man
Director: cut
*Jenova's head shows up at scene*
Jenova: You're just jealous of me because you, you just can't do what I do. So instead of just admitting it you walk around and say all kinds of really mean things about me cuz you're a meanie. You're a meanie.
Director: Cut
Jenova:But it's only cuz you're just really jelous of me cuz I'm what you want to be. So you just look like an idiot when you say these mean things cus it's so easy to see you're really just a big weenie. Big weenie
Director: I @$#@$% said CUT!
Loz: Can we use that?
Director: NO!

[Kai McCloud]

At the end of the Bahamut scene when Tseng and Elena shoot the safety net Rufus falls in front of it.
Crew:Ha ha
Rufus: You two are so fired.
CUT!!