AC Bloopers
this forum looks very.....dead, so lets liven it up with bloopers!!, ill start
*Cloud walks through church to find Tifa unconciouss*
Cloud: Tifa...
Tifa: .......
Cloud: Tifa!!!
Tifa: Achoo *sneezes cause of the flowers*
Cloud: OMG lol....
Director: cut
I would probably go play video games or have sex (the usual) - Nominus Experse
my mom would be like "ve? yo te dije, el internet no es bueno."
"seriously, my mom tells me "que tu hase en eso el dia entero?" and im like "mami yo toy hablando con people" xD. spanglish, ftw." ~ liz
Tifa drags Loz and accidentally throws him out of the church.CUT.
Reno actually hit Rude in the nose with his rod.CUT.
Rude forgot to put his spare sunglasses in his shirt.CUT.
Marlene misses Loz when throwing the materia.CUT.
Rufus missed every shot and fell to the ground SPLAT.CUT.
I'll try this. But I'm nt really a comedic person.
Yuffie and the others jump off of the airship to help defeat the Auron. Yuffie gets tangled in her parachute in midair and falls to the ground in front of Tifa.
Denzel: Who's that?
Tifa: Those are our friends. *Looks at Yuffie, who is struggling to free herself of the parachute*. But her........I have no clue who she is. CUT.
I know, Tifa wouldn't say that.............
I wouldn't put it past her ¬_¬
*hem*
Cloud: Did you save these children
Vincent: I dunno, they just followed me
-cut-
*Marlene is hiding in Vincent's cloak*
Cloud: You know I can still see you - !
-cut-
*Bahamut battle scene*
*Cloud misses*
Cloud: This is gunna hurt...
-cut-
*Marlene is hiding in Vincent's cloak*
Vincent:She's rubbing my ass,dude.CUT.
Yuffie: Hey, why can't we help out?
Tifa: Because... erm... I dunno... Let's go help him!
*all jump out of the window and help pwn Kadaj*
CUTTTTT!
Cid jumps with his spear onto bahamut, but misses.
CUTTTTT!
LOL :laugh:Originally Posted by Omnislasher Draco
Kadaj: Do as I do
*Kadaj jumps into the water and starts splashing around like a little kid*
CUT
At the start of the movie one of Red's cubs overshoots the last jump and falls off the cliff
CUT
Kadaj summons Choco/Mog instead of bahumut
CUT!
Reno and Rude drag Cloud and Tifa's bodies back from the church, place one on top of the other, and leave a bunch of empty liquor bottles and marijuana around them, just to see the look on their faces when they wake up
CUT!!......wait......let's see how this one turns out
Ending Scene: Aerith turns back to Cloud and says, "This.... is CNN."
Director: CUT!
Aerith: Oh that's right this ISN'T Cloud's Dream.... sorry.
:kaolaugh: (Sorry, couldn't resist)
(Vincent walks past about to go tangle with Bahamut:SIN)
Denzel: Who's that?
Tifa: Oh, only the coolest thing walking...
Denzel: Even cooler than Cloud?
Tifa: *blush*
Director: CUT!
Reeno: Who cares, its just Jenova's neck.
Director: Cut!... hey... wait, you have seen the illegal translation of this.
Policia: Reeno, you are under arrest for drug trafficing...
*bursts out laughing*
In any motercycle scene, Cloud starts singing Crazy Frog.
haha thought of another one
*when cloud is gonna do a wheelie on his motorcycle through the church door*
*cloud falls backwards*
I would probably go play video games or have sex (the usual) - Nominus Experse
my mom would be like "ve? yo te dije, el internet no es bueno."
"seriously, my mom tells me "que tu hase en eso el dia entero?" and im like "mami yo toy hablando con people" xD. spanglish, ftw." ~ liz
Cloud's sword got stuck when he was hanging on it on the Shinra HQ and the falling rubble buried him.CUT.
instead of kadajs sword going through clouds sleeve, it goes through his arm. CUT
I would probably go play video games or have sex (the usual) - Nominus Experse
my mom would be like "ve? yo te dije, el internet no es bueno."
"seriously, my mom tells me "que tu hase en eso el dia entero?" and im like "mami yo toy hablando con people" xD. spanglish, ftw." ~ liz
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