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Kadaj: Do as I do
*Kadaj jumps into the water and starts splashing around like a little kid*
CUT

At the start of the movie one of Red's cubs overshoots the last jump and falls off the cliff
CUT

Kadaj summons Choco/Mog instead of bahumut
CUT!

Reno and Rude drag Cloud and Tifa's bodies back from the church, place one on top of the other, and leave a bunch of empty liquor bottles and marijuana around them, just to see the look on their faces when they wake up
CUT!!......wait......let's see how this one turns out
Haha. Better than choco/mog... cactus!

First Scene
Sephiroth: I thought up a wonderful present for you... *awkward silence, slices through building*... Avon? No... *slices through another peice of stone*...
Cloud: *mouthing line* Despair.
Sephiroth:... Dick's Sporting Goods?
CUT!!!

Second Scene
Cloud is cutting through the myriad of stone Sephiroth sent his way when he yanks his arm out to the side...
Cloud: Aw, damn! Ow. Cut it! Cut it! I think I pulled something!
Director's Muffled Voice: Go see if we have to pay worker's comp.
CUT!!!

Third Scene
As Kadaj rides his bike towards the ramp a cactus runs by and he crashes to avoid it.
Angry Kadaj coming towards the camera: I thought you said it was safe! You know afraid I am of this thing.
*Cloud, Loz and Yazoo come squealing to a stop*
Yazoo: What's happened?
Kadaj: These idiots almost killed me with a cactus!
Yazoo: You didn't hit the cactus?
Kadaj: yeah, I didn't
Loz: Don't cry, Yazoo!
Yazoo: But cactii are a special part of this world!
Kadaj: Hello, it almost killed me!
Yazoo: Don't cry, Loz.
Loz: *crying* Ok. *sniffle*
Cloud: Um, can we get on with it. It's the fifth take now! Last time you thought you were gonna hit the divider...
Kadaj: But THEY didn't tell me it was gonna be there!
Cloud: It's an off ramp... * sighs and drives back to where he came from*
Director: Let's do it over!
CUT...

Fourth scene
* Vincent's walking past Tifa and Denzel*
Vincent: where can I buy a phone?
*slips and falls*
Denzel: Who's that?
Tifa: *cracking up* Vincent... you of all people!
CUT!

Fifth Scene
Cloud holds Tifa's head and shoulders up, she wakes up abruptly.
Tifa: Marlene!
As she falls back Cloud is slightly distracted and she hits her head
Cut!

Horrible I know. Had to give my shot at humor. I fail *head droops*.

If you made the last post, we prefer you to edit it instead of double posting ~hero