*Everyone throws Cloud at the Plasma Ball of Doom*
Bahamut: how can he go through that and live?!?!
Cloud: UV 2,000,000!!! *flicks Bahamut off* Eat it!!
LOL, yeah, lame, I know, but I thought of it when I was watching the movie.
*Everyone throws Cloud at the Plasma Ball of Doom*
Bahamut: how can he go through that and live?!?!
Cloud: UV 2,000,000!!! *flicks Bahamut off* Eat it!!
LOL, yeah, lame, I know, but I thought of it when I was watching the movie.
Barret fighting against Bahamut with his machine gun. While Bahamut rooming towards Barret... almost killing him instantly... during that moment:
Barret : Huh wait, I remember... were they talking about my balls?
Bahamut stopped immediately with a strong force and shook its head and it could amazingly be able to talk for the first time.
Bahamut : Your balls?
Cloud from a far distance
Cloud : Who said that?
Tifa : Ew, my balls! That's disgusting!
Cid : What the hell, did someone mention my balls?
Director : This is wrong, someone apparently changed your name, sorry, Barret.
*CUT*
vincent jumps from the top building and gets his cape caught on the balcony (lol can you picure him just hanging from his cape off of a building?) CUT
cid spins his weapon and accidentally his marlene in the face CUT
Cloud accidentally cracks up in the middle of the cloudxaeris scene(in the field of flowers) CUT
Originally Posted by Griff
omg that last one cracked me up!
Use the edit button instead of making a double post ~hero
Tifa: Dilly dally shilly shally
Cloud: *staring blankly trying not to laugh*
Tifa: Dilly dally shi.... oh for ****'s sake this is the dumbest ******* line imaginable who's the idiot who thought that one up!!!
*CUT*
Yuffie: THAT'S SEXIST!
Cid: Shut it woman and make my %$#&$%* dinner!
Yuffie: yes sir...
*CUT*
*Insert epic sig here*
Haha. Better than choco/mog... cactus!
First Scene
Sephiroth: I thought up a wonderful present for you... *awkward silence, slices through building*... Avon? No... *slices through another peice of stone*...
Cloud: *mouthing line* Despair.
Sephiroth:... Dick's Sporting Goods?
CUT!!!
Second Scene
Cloud is cutting through the myriad of stone Sephiroth sent his way when he yanks his arm out to the side...
Cloud: Aw, damn! Ow. Cut it! Cut it! I think I pulled something!
Director's Muffled Voice: Go see if we have to pay worker's comp.
CUT!!!
Third Scene
As Kadaj rides his bike towards the ramp a cactus runs by and he crashes to avoid it.
Angry Kadaj coming towards the camera: I thought you said it was safe! You know afraid I am of this thing.
*Cloud, Loz and Yazoo come squealing to a stop*
Yazoo: What's happened?
Kadaj: These idiots almost killed me with a cactus!
Yazoo: You didn't hit the cactus?
Kadaj: yeah, I didn't
Loz: Don't cry, Yazoo!
Yazoo: But cactii are a special part of this world!
Kadaj: Hello, it almost killed me!
Yazoo: Don't cry, Loz.
Loz: *crying* Ok. *sniffle*
Cloud: Um, can we get on with it. It's the fifth take now! Last time you thought you were gonna hit the divider...
Kadaj: But THEY didn't tell me it was gonna be there!
Cloud: It's an off ramp... * sighs and drives back to where he came from*
Director: Let's do it over!
CUT...
Fourth scene
* Vincent's walking past Tifa and Denzel*
Vincent: where can I buy a phone?
*slips and falls*
Denzel: Who's that?
Tifa: *cracking up* Vincent... you of all people!
CUT!
Fifth Scene
Cloud holds Tifa's head and shoulders up, she wakes up abruptly.
Tifa: Marlene!
As she falls back Cloud is slightly distracted and she hits her head
Cut!
Horrible I know. Had to give my shot at humor. I fail *head droops*.
If you made the last post, we prefer you to edit it instead of double posting ~hero
" The secret is to just keep moving."- Franka Potente, actress
" All the world is a stage." - Jacques, As You Like It by Shakespeare
You learn things about who you feel you should be but then you see these things are not you at all.
Here's one: As cloud is getting thrown upwards, and goes through the mega flare he comes out and finds out Bahumet moved *well we have a cloud in space* CUT!
Or.. Bahumet just pulls up a big piece of a building*splat*CUT
Rufus pull up in wheelchair
Rufus: Cloud, I have AIDS. You should go see a doctor
*Insert epic sig here*
*Last scene before credits*
Zack: Hello, can anyone see me?
*Cloud turns around* Who's there?
Zack: Me, you stupid prick. You know, the guy who saved you from insanity
Cloud: I really must go and see my psycatrist sometime. I must be going insane.
*Rufus jumps off the tall building, lands in the net, but bounces out and lands on the ground, breaking his neck*
*Phone rings, and Tifa answers*
Tifa: Hello, Strife Delivery Service. We help pop your bundles of horror out at any time. How can I help?
Please feel free to read my take on the official novalisation of Dissidia Final Fantasy at this link:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5580755/..._You_Fight_For
Yazoo: I will not have you speak about mother that way
Loz: Yeah, you meanie.
Rude: Our apologies
Reno: Yea, you're mom's cool... she's awesome in bed!*jumps and punches Yazoo while Rude does his thing*
Rude: What happened to her head, really, Reno?
*Reno gives thumb's up, Rude shakes head*
Rude: You're sick.
" The secret is to just keep moving."- Franka Potente, actress
" All the world is a stage." - Jacques, As You Like It by Shakespeare
You learn things about who you feel you should be but then you see these things are not you at all.
Everyone throws cloud into the air towards bahamut, cloud gets altitude sickness and throws up in bahamuts face,
Bahamut: "Aww Dude thats gross!!"
*cloud is driving on his motorcycle to the forgotten city*
Cloud: Veroooooooooom, verooooooooooom!
-CUT- Take 2
*cloud on motorcyle*
BLINDING LIGHT
gets pulled back slips and falls on his head
-cut- cloud what happened?
Cloud: i dont know
Aeris: sorry my fault, i was watching days of our lives
Cloud: how?
Aeris: hello! if i can talk to the living im sure i can find a portable tv
Dir: TAKE 3 ACTION!
BLINDING gets pulled back, then slips forward
BANG
bangs his head on a not yet dissapeared fenrir
Aeris: oh im so sorry i thought i had him this time, buts its really hard to keep someone from falling when your not even facing them, are you okay cloud?
Cloud:.....
Aeris: CLOUD!?
-CUT!-
Forever obsessed with the one and only flower girl <3
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