Haha, my Mormor's lived with me pretty much my whole life. I'm not gonna go into great detail or anything but yeah....agh. And it's just getting worse and worse.

But okay like my Mormor is really open about things, like a lot of old people are. And this one time, she slipped on our welcoming mat by the front door and broke two of our windows during the fall. She also got this gigantic bruise on her butt. And I swear to God I had to see that thing a million times. Every time we had company over, she'd pull down her pants and show them her gross purple, green, blue bruise. It was the worst.

I'm sorry about your grandma though. Just slap her across the face next time she says something like that, that'll fix her right up.