As long as everyone shuts the hell up when I need my quiet time, I don't care how the ship looks . . . but I need a game room . . . all crew mates would willing engage in social time with me whether in sparring, gaming, or sports, and all women would be attracted to me (the ones that are single would be deplorably forward with me), the ship would cool though . . .

In reality, I think being the captain of a Federation ship would bite like a smurfing tick.