"Forced" eh? I buy that for a megacycle.

Velkomb tuu Eisonef F.

He'air V ain'joy ze vynetz zat lyfe hatz tuu auffer. Eefe yuu raikwah'ir ainizing ait aul, zimply PM mee.

Now for the Japanese version \/

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Okay, so much for that.

Welcome, I'm the Merciful Nexus and I'll be your tour guide. Just close your eyes and don't ask any questions and this ride will be over in about 3 minutes. Best damn 3 minutes of your life!

Uh-oh, did I just get banned again?