Well, the last time I cut my hair was years ago when I was really ill and had to. I don't remember cutting it majorly since then, but I do get it trimmed by a few inches every four months or so. I trim it by about 3-4 inches.

One day I will be bald. I will shave myself bald three days before I die, a strategic time to shave oneself bald. Not only can one enjoy being bald for THREE WHOLE DAYS, but one can die without the fuss of rotting hair.