You guys would hate to drive with edczxcvbnm.

This mother****er is crazy as hell. He always goes above 90mph, and takes turns at at least 60mph. If he sees a bump in the road he will speed up at it while yelling like he does in the Polo Ponys songs. In the winter he says ice is "just a myth" and decides to slam his brakes on it just to prove the world wrong. Also in winter, ed decides to roll his windows down all the way while having the heat on full blast. Keep in mind that he is going down the express way over 90mph. He claims that he want to "create a tornado" in his car so he could throw it at drivers me doesn't like. A famous driving slogan of ed is, "Why use the brakes when you have your horn, douche bag?" If someone is going less than what the speed limit is, he decides to ram the other vehicle off the road. He also claims that the rules of the road is "bull**** propaganda spread by an all too corrupt goverment". When a cop pulls him over, he laughs like crazy clown and says that he needs to go back to his planet. He has got out of every ticket he could have had this way.