Ronaldinho, of course, is a very attractive man who does not seek attention in any way with his silly little Nike adverts, and he doesn't look like a beaver, therefore, Newcastle are very much interested in him. Give me a break.

Ameobi is not getting better. Luque, meh. Wouldn't get into any of the top 5's line ups, and that's where you kids want to be, right? Heck, he couldn't get into the first 11 of West Ham or Middlesbrough.